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Haw! Heard the rumours about poo head girl in 2007. Fact that they're in 2007 should tell you they're balls!

Best Reading poo always comes from the trek into Caversham and the literal 8th Wonder that is the Wetherspoons Breakfast and Poo.

After that, any a) poo and B) breakfast treat seems completely insignificant.

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Yes but I imagine your toilet isn't a big open vat filled with raw sewage on the opposite side of a muddy field requiring navigation of a tent maze.

Aint nothing wrong with pissing in the campsite/ arena, it's sterile and to be honest most of the time urinals overflow so badly in the arena you may as well have just pissed on the ground. Shit and vomit are not sterile, it's different.

I've usually got a fairly strong stomach but those longdrops I just cannot abide by.

It's common sense, people occasionally pitch up by the fences and don't question why theres a huge gap followed by a vast expanse of tents packed in tightly. If you don't notice that and put 2+2 together you are seriously stupid. It's generally accepted the fences will be pissed on and if it rains they'll flood.

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It's not generally accepted. Loads of people camp there. It's the decent thing to do not to piss on their tents, but rather walk down a few meters to a patch were someone isn't camped.

Plus what is the obsession with having to piss against something? If you're happy to piss in the camping area... why not do it in your own camping area? or on the walkway? or anywhere? Why does it have to be up against something?

Are you ashamed of something?

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I'm not saying I'd piss on their tents, I'd walk to where someones tents weren't. But odds are they'll end up in the river of piss which forms by sunday.

Basically no one camps there, in 3 years I've seen 2 tents set up in the "gap" and one of them moved after the first day when they realised why there was an expanse by the fences.

The fence acts as a wind blocker and everyone pisses against it. Not ashamed of anything, I know I haven't got a big cock but it does the job.

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Do people actually camp against the walls? It was my first time for festivals, and both Wakestock (lol) and yellow camp in Leeds nobody was camped against the fence.

I have to admit when I get lashed I piss against the fence, but that's because where we camped in Yellow, the entrance path was way too close to even fit tents next to so there was no tent all the way down that side of the wall. I would never, even when drunk, piss where people were camped down the wall. That is just rude (well ruder than pissing against a wall with no tents :$). Not something I'm proud of and whoever said you deserve to get pissed on is clearly a moron.

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I really do prefer long drops to toilets, you used to get mountains of turd sometimes over the top of the bowl of the seat & I've witnessed fecal matter on the hand pumps on more than one occassion (not just Reading either). Plus you can have a decent chat with whoever's next or in front of you. I don't even think they smell bad when using them.

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