johndoe93 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonodillieono Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 This one time, yer get this, I, wait for it, had sex in a tent #toplad #madferit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe93 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 +100 #LADpoints for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre91 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 #INEEDASHIT. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy0808 v3.0 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 throwing aerosols on fires. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe93 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 My mate actually got badly burnt from an aerosol can exploding after being thrown on a fire once, the can shot out of the fire and hit him on the ribs and arm.. OUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W!NNER Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Few of my mates & me were sat in one tent, half of them were stoned & half of us were pissed out of our brains. Our other mate was shagging his missus in their tent so 3 blokes in their 50's walked past singing 'kick the ball jack'.. Saw our friends tent moving up & down, walked over & shouted 'We've got dirty shaggers' & proceeded to kick my mates tent until they stopped shagging. Then they came over to us in our tent & offered us all a flapjack. Ah memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe93 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 What absolutely great men they were - no matter how crazy! Great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duw13 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 In possibly the cheesiest moment of my life, I was lost on my own and wandered over to a bunch of strangers sat around a fire. I took a seat and they all just stared it me, rather dumbfounded, and I just stared directly into the campfire. After a bit of a pause I just looked up and said "Well, this is a heated situation" and walked away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladbrokeboy Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 In possibly the cheesiest moment of my life, I was lost on my own and wandered over to a bunch of strangers sat around a fire. I took a seat and they all just stared it me, rather dumbfounded, and I just stared directly into the campfire. After a bit of a pause I just looked up and said "Well, this is a heated situation" and walked away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duw13 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 i'd of laughed and probably offered you a can if i was in that group! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev1664 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 There once was a girl called mil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 This one time, MCR headlined. I know! Crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouseboy11 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 This once there was this stupid 50 pence blert spouting rap shit about money and bitches on stage, pegged him on the bonce with a bottle though dint' I? Fooking mega. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetime Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I got dumped by a gf at reading festival on the sunday evening. This was after paying for her ticket to glastonbury, titp, v and reading festivals. Also paying for her at the festival, she didnt spend a penny. Worse thing was I met her at v the previous year during rhcp...I should of really known. Still fucking bitter about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe93 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I would of killed that bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetime Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 I would of killed that bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lharris92 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 i heard a person fell into the longdrops once... stinks to be them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz565 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 my mate was fucking this absolutely butters girl in his tent, first of, we got our (rather large) friend to strip off naked and run into the tent and rugby tackle him shouting "Ben's shagging a whale! Ben's shagging a whale", that didn't phase him. They continued so we started chucking marshmellow fluff into the tent, but he was a trooper. Finally me and friends then decide to gather a rather large group of people together and for us to storm his tent and drag him out completely naked and lock the girl inside. It must have been the worst sexual experience off her life. But don't take this wrong way by us just being dickheads (even though we were) she fully deserved it, she ate all our food, slagged off everyone in the group, pissed us off the whole weekend and simply I'd rather have sex with Susan Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcademicPistol Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 my mate was fucking this absolutely butters girl in his tent, first of, we got our (rather large) friend to strip off naked and run into the tent and rugby tackle him shouting "Ben's shagging a whale! Ben's shagging a whale", that didn't phase him. They continued so we started chucking marshmellow fluff into the tent, but he was a trooper. Finally me and friends then decide to gather a rather large group of people together and for us to storm his tent and drag him out completely naked and lock the girl inside. It must have been the worst sexual experience off her life. But don't take this wrong way by us just being dickheads (even though we were) she fully deserved it, she ate all our food, slagged off everyone in the group, pissed us off the whole weekend and simply I'd rather have sex with Susan Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz565 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 She sounds like a bit of a sperm whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englishdragon Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 My mate actually got badly burnt from an aerosol can exploding after being thrown on a fire once, the can shot out of the fire and hit him on the ribs and arm.. OUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 At Leeds I wasn't allowed to bring my flask of gravy into the arena so I went on strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouseboy11 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 At Leeds I wasn't allowed to bring my flask of gravy into the arena so I went on strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow_Fellow Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 At Leeds I wasn't allowed to bring my flask of gravy into the arena so I went on strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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