What's the funniest thing you've heard a Glastonbury virgin ask?

[izcuje]

Not superiority but stupidity on a lot of the people discussed here. Who books a 200 quid festival, 5 days long and doesn't check basic facts like...."where's the kitchen area" or "can i bring a tent". Some of the stuff posted is pretty innocent and understandable but some of it (if true) is unbelievable that people book stuff without basic research

[mike99]

Will you be asked to leave one of the bars if you take you consume your own alcohol in there?

[Thearg]

Maybe we should have a silly question amnesty thread for newbies and no one is allowed to mock.

[ian the worm]

My 15 year old girl: "A blind person wouldn't make it as a pop star"

Me "What about Stevie Wonder?"

Her "Is he blind?"

[Mrs*E*]

Maybe we should have a silly question amnesty thread for newbies and no one is allowed to mock.

[matthewsdad1968]

Divorce is fairly cheap and easy these days, so I hear, Nal.

Edited April 26, 2013 by matthewsdad1968

[rainbow girl]

Believe me its not!!!!!!!! Lol

[guypjfreak]

ah wheres the proper toilets

do you expect me to use those toilets >women

does it really get that muddy

are pearl jam playing

THEY ARE THE TOILETS

YES YOU DO

YES IT BLOODY DOES ........IF IT RAINS

NO THEY BLOODY AREN'T

i sort of made the last one up mind you I say it every year to myself you understand

NFR NFC

Edited April 26, 2013 by guypjfreak

[Somersetsun]

Maybe we should have a silly question amnesty thread for newbies and no one is allowed to mock.

[Nyika]

Been there. Oh god. I remember exchanging knowing glances with another suitcase sufferer on the way out of the site as we each struggled with our cargo.

[Krazypinkminx]

I say ask away, as I asked very stupid questions on Twitter for weeks after I got my ticket in 2011 lol

[matthewsdad1968]

*passes this man a glass of wine with a sympathetic nod*

[Apone]

The scouse girl saying to the vegetarian stall holder

'Du yu sell chicken?

Then saying 'l thought vegetarians ate chicken' when politely told they did not serve chicken his stall.

[pie_and_a_pint]

ah wheres the proper toilets

do you expect me to use those toilets >women

does it really get that muddy

are pearl jam playing

THEY ARE THE TOILETS

YES YOU DO

YES IT BLOODY DOES ........IF IT RAINS

NO THEY BLOODY AREN'T

i sort of made the last one up mind you I say it every year to myself you understand

NFR NFC

[Morse Code]

Fess up time. I've got a really stupid question I want to ask, typed into threads three times now and deleted every time.

[Kyelo]

Not funny as such but I really struggle to get friends to go to Glastonbury because it's so far away(thus me going alone), anyway the excuses I get are...

1. it's full of hippies

2. it's pretentious and full of Kate Moss types

3. TITP is just the same

these people have never been but feel confident to say such tripe!

[Morse Code]

Not funny as such but I really struggle to get friends to go to Glastonbury because it's so far away(thus me going alone), anyway the excuses I get are...

1. it's full of hippies

2. it's pretentious and full of Kate Moss types

3. TITP is just the same

these people have never been but feel confident to say such tripe!

[Kyelo]

You need an urgent and ruthless review of your friends list!

[galeforcerob]

"What time does the arena open?"

[ladybird33]

Why are you going on weds? It doesn't start until Friday.

[Dead throne]

Not really Glastonbury related, but when we were on our way to Drownload last year, I was having a ride with my friend and this conversation happened (or somewhat):

"So who's playing? i didn't actually look at the information you send me."

*shows him clashfinder for the tenth time*

"Oh well, you know, I'll just follow you around, and when there's a band I really want to see, I'll go."

....

YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LOOK UP ANYTHING.

I'm sure more can relate....

Sorry for rant.

[caroldecker]

Fess up time. I've got a really stupid question I want to ask, typed into threads three times now and deleted every time.

[RoyC]

"How big is it, compared to say Wales?"

[Somersetsun]

Whats your question? did you type it in here? Ask away! Youve gone and got us all curious!

[fatyeti24]

Ach sorry meant to the got distracted.

If you look at my sig theres some gaps in festies. Main reason, crowd phobia. It took years for other half to persuade me to go to download but we worked out ways to always avoid crushes etc.

Is it actually poss to do that at glastonbury or is that just a stupid q? I know to stand at backs or sides and leave before last song etc but are there any other pinch points?