russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Well, I'd take Cave over any of them, naturally. But even he has his sensitive side. He could leave that at home though, you're right. Jarvis Cocker though! He'd insist the lights were off throughout, constantly ask if youve come yet and burst into tears at the point of orgasm No ta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justiceforcedave Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Anyone else going to Brighton tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 You're so wrong about Jarvis. Ever seen him dance? Boy has got the moves. Seeing him do This Is Hardcore at Brixton the other year was one of the hottest things I've ever seen. He is filth - in the very best way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Anyone else going to Brighton tonight? Man I wish. I'm expecting a comprehensive review tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Criticism from that the man that wants Hutchence inside him!!! Hutchence has raw animalistic sex appeal Jarvis cocker has a whole heap of insecurities and anxiety. I bet he cant even take off a bra without an instruction manual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlosj Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 You're so wrong about Jarvis. Ever seen him dance? Boy has got the moves. Seeing him do This Is Hardcore at Brixton the other year was one of the hottest things I've ever seen. He is filth - in the very best way. Russy, we saw Pulp in Sheffield at their last gig, and yes, Jarvis can shake his tush with the best of them, right on stage, clothed pornography. Maybe that persona is to get past your defenses, but he knows what to do, and let's face it, his lyrics don't discuss cucumber sandwiches and bridge games . Plus, my wife says he's supposed to be hung like a horse and she wouldn't say no. Wow, what a thread, Nick Cave, album reviews, and sex. Winner. BTW, I went back to the Good Son, which is good, but I would still put NMSWP high up the list of albums to listen to first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Russy, we saw Pulp in Sheffield at their last gig, and yes, Jarvis can shake his tush with the best of them, right on stage, clothed pornography. Maybe that persona is to get past your defenses, but he knows what to do, and let's face it, his lyrics don't discuss cucumber sandwiches and bridge games . Plus, my wife says he's supposed to be hung like a horse and she wouldn't say no. Wow, what a thread, Nick Cave, album reviews, and sex. Winner. BTW, I went back to the Good Son, which is good, but I would still put NMSWP high up the list of albums to listen to first. Russy just has terrible taste in men. Hooray for NMSWP approval! It's way better then The Good Son. Which I listened to yesterday as a matter of fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 (edited) Russy, we saw Pulp in Sheffield at their last gig, and yes, Jarvis can shake his tush with the best of them, right on stage, clothed pornography. Maybe that persona is to get past your defenses, but he knows what to do, and let's face it, his lyrics don't discuss cucumber sandwiches and bridge games . Plus, my wife says he's supposed to be hung like a horse and she wouldn't say no. Wow, what a thread, Nick Cave, album reviews, and sex. Winner. BTW, I went back to the Good Son, which is good, but I would still put NMSWP high up the list of albums to listen to first. hung like a horse! now you are really going too far. . If you google spindly, a picture of Jarvis's cock appears oh oh I've got another one for my list, you guys are gonna go wild for this one. Rod Stewart in the faces days. who's with me?? Edited October 24, 2013 by russycarps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 hung like a horse! now you are really going too far. . If you google spindly, a picture of Jarvis's cock appears oh oh I've got another one for my list, you guys are gonna go wild for this one. Rod Stewart in the faces days. who's with me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I dunno why I bother with you lot I really dont..... oh oh oh wait, how about lenny kravitz??? Come on, everyone fancies him right?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlosj Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 hung like a horse! now you are really going too far. . If you google spindly, a picture of Jarvis's cock appears oh oh I've got another one for my list, you guys are gonna go wild for this one. Rod Stewart in the faces days. who's with me?? No, sorry. Any credibility he had with the Faces (actually because of the Faces) was then totally wiped out by his mauling of the English/American language. It gives a mid-Atlantic accent bad name. Where on earth did Rod (and Elton) learn how to sing??? If you want to be wooed by offbeat thoughts and don't mind a beard, how about Mr E? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 This thread has suddenly become a lot less sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 You have more confusers than not by the sounds of it mate. Sort of defeats the object. Any more than 2 or 3 and it just becomes gay. Now there's nothing wrong with that, obviously, but please leave those of us that are confused to battle with our own demons in our own way bah, go and play with your warcraft characters.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 bah, go and play with your warcraft characters.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Well, we now know what you did with yours! how many times have I got to tell you, I'd just got out the shower, slipped, dropped my towel and fell anus first onto that elf! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesT977 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Now that Glastonbury is well over and done with and i didn't have to feel bad about choosing The Smashing Pumpkins over Nick Cave because i never gave him a proper listen, which album should i go to first? I've only heard songs like Stagger Lee, Gates to the Garden and O' Children so far. In fact i first heard Gates to the Garden a couple of weeks back in Uni when we were analyzing the track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 (edited) Now that Glastonbury is well over and done with and i didn't have to feel bad about choosing The Smashing Pumpkins over Nick Cave because i never gave him a proper listen, which album should i go to first? I've only heard songs like Stagger Lee, Gates to the Garden and O' Children so far. In fact i first heard Gates to the Garden a couple of weeks back in Uni when we were analyzing the track. Nick Cave is on university syllabuses now?! Start with Tender Prey. There's tons of recommendations on here if you can be bothered to plough through the pages of waffle. Mostly mine. Edited October 24, 2013 by RebeccaD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesT977 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Nick Cave is on university syllabuses now?! Start with Tender Prey. There's tons of recommendations on here if you can be bothered to plough through the pages of waffle. Mostly mine. I'll give it a listen thank you, i've read most of this thread pre-Glasto but forgot everything! I should put it in better context, i do a Music Technology course and one of the people who come to help out sometimes told us to listen to this Nick Cave track and we were to analyse it as we listened. Mainly for things like tempo, song structure and where the instruments were placed in the mix. I immediately enjoyed the track and have listened to it a couple times since. However the worst part was he asked us if anyone liked Nick Cave and there was around 3 of us (60 odd people in the room). I only said i liked him from stuff i had previously heard but want to try and see if i like the rest of his stuff. This reminded me of another time couple weeks back when we analysed High and Dry by Radiohead and afterwards the lecturer asked if anyone knew the band. So i shouted Radiohead and then he asked if anyone liked them and i was the only one to say i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Sounds cool This thread has only improved with age If you look back just a couple of pages there's some recommendations to someone who asked for albums that I'd pretty much agree with. All his stuff is good though. You may well regret choosing Pumpkins yet! I saw the end of their set and Cave was on another level entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Just got this in an email regarding the Koko gig: "In the interests of everyone enjoying the show and as it is being professionally filmed we would also ask you to keep cameraphone use to an absolute minimum. We appreciate that many people like to take a quick snap or two for personal use, but please avoid holding your phone in the air. This will also be helpful to those behind & allow them to enjoy the show." Wonder if anyone will pay any attention though? I can see how it would look a bit rubbish on film to just see Nick and sea of iphones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 unfortunately I think knobheads holding their phones in the air is something we will have to put up with until the day we die now, even at a nick cave concert, especially during stagger lee if he gets someone up on stage. I just sold my sunday ticket, you could tell the dude was a nick cave fan, had the right hair for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 unfortunately I think knobheads holding their phones in the air is something we will have to put up with until the day we die now, even at a nick cave concert, especially during stagger lee if he gets someone up on stage. I just sold my sunday ticket, you could tell the dude was a nick cave fan, had the right hair for it What - balding and in denial? Has he been getting people up on stage then? That's rather exciting... Nick should take someone's phone and smash it. I bet he would have when he was younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russycarps Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 What - balding and in denial? Has he been getting people up on stage then? That's rather exciting... Nick should take someone's phone and smash it. I bet he would have when he was younger. greying mullet with skin that looked like it hadnt seen the sun in a decade. You would probably have fancied him actually. Foreigner too. I was watching youtube the other night and at one of the american gigs he pulled some tart out of the audience during stagger lee, who proceeded to dance like a tit and act all american and hugged him at the end, just as he was shouting about putting bullets in her motherfucking head. Was quite amusing really. Surely he'll do something similar for the koko gig.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Music Girl Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 He sounds hot. Hopefully I'll be that tart then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justiceforcedave Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Smashes it tonight in Brighton! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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