NFR NFC

[A Guy Called Matt]

Morning all.

Thanks to all for words last night (Lucy I am so crap with words it is scary so totally understand!)

What is sleep? Ah yes, something that evaded me most of the night!

Pussy was eating grass this morning. They sicking it all back up and now is asleep.

I have told him it is a trip to the vets if he doesn't eat before lunchtime!!

Meow

[A Guy Called Matt]

Target Number 1

585 to get into top 3

Target Number 2

600 cos it is a round number

Impossible Target that we will never reach

Above 08 campfire!

The weather gods say that feel pleased with their work of the weekend making lots of us very wet.

However, they want praise and sacrifice!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

For one day only I shall be Rik Mayall.

Weather gods please accept this change as a tribute to a man who is now with you.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Feck me........................ they want science.

You give them science

They don't like the science

They down vote you TWICE!!!!!!

There is only one way.

NFR NFC

[jeffie]

Target Number 1

585 to get into top 3

Target Number 2

600 cos it is a round number

Impossible Target that we will never reach

Above 08 campfire!

The weather gods say that feel pleased with their work of the weekend making lots of us very wet.

However, they want praise and sacrifice!!

[jeffie]

Feck me........................ they want science.

You give them science

They don't like the science

They down vote you TWICE!!!!!!

There is only one way.

NFR NFC

[stuartbert two hats]

Feck me........................ they want science.

You give them science

They don't like the science

They down vote you TWICE!!!!!!

There is only one way.

NFR NFC

[stuartbert two hats]

In other words, you deserved it

[stuartbert two hats]

Just noticed, I got 2 upvotes for calling you out on your science-heathenry

[Glastonlocal]

Storming work two hats.

[A Guy Called Matt]

In other words, you deserved it

[A Guy Called Matt]

S****ing work two hats.

[stuartbert two hats]

You know, sometimes I make the most salient points, to which I imagine people massing around their computers, nodding sagely and clicking the 'upvote' button. But you know what gets me the most votes?

Being smug.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Hang on a cotton picking minute, I just checked your downvotes. Admittedly one of them was for the forecast, but the other was for saying "I am sure the more technology they use the less accurate the forecasts seem to get!!" Which on the science thread as tantamount to asking for r**n on here!

[stuartbert two hats]

""You complete and utter bastard! why don't you just go out and become a policeman?""

[A Guy Called Matt]

“Everybody, everywhere stop snogging and pay attention to me!”

[Glastonlocal]

Now come along local - you know that is a banned word

[stuartbert two hats]

Yeah - sorry about that one!

*sigh* NFR NFC

[A Guy Called Matt]

""What do you mean you're not going to bed tonight? How dare you not go to bed tonight! I go to all the trouble to board you up in your bedroom, and you don't even have the common decency to be in there!""

[A Guy Called Matt]

You mean NFN LFS, surely?

[A Guy Called Matt]

You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our lords, and so, as a blasphemer, you are to be stoned to death.

[carlosj]

Every sympathey Slodge.

I had puppy and daughter induced insomnia at 01.00, 02.30, 04.15 and 06.00.

I'm sure the CIA use similiar techniques...

[Glastonlocal]

You mean NFN LFS, surely?

[carlosj]

ANyone want the remix of the Leonard Cohen track 'Famous Blue NFRNFCoat'?

[jeffie]

Your daughter carries out water boarding on you???????