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[A Guy Called Matt]

""Amazing! The most crazy things happen in this nutty place! Sometimes I really wish that I was a fly on the wall.""

[jeffie]

“Sometimes it must be difficult, not to feel as if

“You really are a cliff

“When fascists keeping trying to push you over it

“Are they the lemmings, or are you Cliff?

“Or are you, Cliff?”

[A Guy Called Matt]

Pollution, all around,

Sometimes up, sometimes down,

But always around.

Pollution, are you coming to my town

Or am I coming to yours?

We're on different buses, pollution

But we're both using petrol

Bombs.

[Glastonlocal]

Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice! Yeah, and before all the girls start saying 'oh no, what's the point living any more?' I'm talking about petrol! Woof! Woof!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Richie: Hey Norman, my wife's had her hands severed in a severe industrial accident.

Eddie: How does she feel?

Richie: She can't. She hasn't got any hands.

Eddie: Hahaha.

Richie: Yeah, well ... I'd like to see one of todays thin, modern comedians do that joke.

Eddie: Why?

Richie: Because it's shit!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Once upon a time, there was a biiiig forest. And in the middle of that forest lived some .... trousers ..... called ..... Dave.

[A Guy Called Matt]

You're a philistine, Edward Hitler. It took me fifteen-minutes to paint that!!

[Woffy]

I think i have displeased the Weather Gods by going on holiday the week before GF.

They have given me man-flu to take with me.

I am refusing all medicine, tablets and hocus pocus science stuff.

Lots of fluids and i'm thinking of sacking off work today and going home.

[jeffie]

"Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken!"

Comedy Gold!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Lets run it up the flagpole and see if the cat wants to lick it !

[A Guy Called Matt]

I think i have displeased the Weather Gods by going on holiday the week before GF.

They have given me man-flu to take with me.

I am refusing all medicine, tablets and hocus pocus science stuff.

Lots of fluids and i'm thinking of sacking off work today and going home.

[A Guy Called Matt]

""For one man to love another, Vyvyan, is not poofy. It's actually very beautiful. It's only when they start touching each others bottoms that it gets poofy""

[MrPink]

Weather thread shaped bump.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Weather thread shaped bump.

[Mr Splodge]

Weather bump

[A Guy Called Matt]

Eddie: I've given you a red hot tip!

Richie: Yes! And there is nothing I can do about it now!

[A Guy Called Matt]

'Oh Eddie. You foul perverted beast! I love you. Now put the electrode on the other nipple'

[Mr Splodge]

Clear blue skies and sunshine, what a perfect day.

Morning all btw.

About to fight the dog and give him his tablet.

[carlosj]

Kevin Turvey. *sigh*

[Mr Splodge]

These profile pictures are confusing me today

[Mr Splodge]

Me 1 dog 0

[Mr Splodge]

Weather bump

[Mr Splodge]

Feck me........................ they want science.

You give them science

They don't like the science

They down vote you TWICE!!!!!!

There is only one way.

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[Mr Splodge]

Going to need a big stick today, weather thread at it again.

[Mr Splodge]

2against 50 this could be hard work today.