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Hurricane Michelle and El Nino are having a drink in a bar. 'I'm so tough'

boasts Michelle, 'I can devastate entire island economies and cause

multimillion dollar damage to the eastern seaboard'. 'That's nada'

dismisses El Nino. 'I can cause flooding in deserts, the dessication of

rainforests. Entire ecosystems thrive or die at my mere whim. The

economies of nations are subject to my vacillations'. Upon which a small

north atlantic low pressure system enters the bar, precipitating meekly on

the floor. Hurricane Michelle and El Nino dive for cover behind the bar,

trembling. 'What's up with you?' jeers the barman, 'I thought you two were

the toughest meteorological phenomena in town!'. 'We're tough' wails El

Nino, piteously, 'but he's cyclonic!'

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