Crap bands and their crap songs

[Gucci Piggy]

Avocado tastes like ass.

[Amy Lawn]

Well that seems highly unlikely, but as a vegetarian I would never eat a donkey anyway, so I'll probably never know.

[kaosmark2]

Avocado tastes like ass.

Stop with the anecdotes about your weekends.

[Gucci Piggy]

I hate you all.

[Gucci Piggy]

My friend just tweeted "you know when you just know someone isn't cool, like you can just look into thekr eyes and know they haven't ever heard a death grips song".

My friend is not Yellow.

[Amy Lawn]

Your friend needs to stop trying so hard.

[dentalplan]

Anyone know if Alice Glass' album is out tomorrow? I've been Googling and all I can find is Tumblr crap.

[Gucci Piggy]

Your friend needs to stop trying so hard.

I was actually gonna add on the end that he'd also probably never heard a Death Grips song until today. But he reads on here sometimes so didn't wanna offend

[Amy Lawn]

I was actually gonna add on the end that he'd also probably never heard a Death Grips song until today. But he reads on here sometimes so didn't wanna offend

Now you've gone and said it, you clown!

Will's mate, if you're reading, don't stand for this, chin him.

[Gucci Piggy]

Now you've gone and said it, you clown!

Will's mate, if you're reading, don't stand for this, chin him.

I was also going to add on the end of that post that I apologise if he reads it.

I need to actually start adding these things on the end.

[TenInchToenaiIs]

new kanye

bit eh

edit: it's track 1 off his new album, basically a 5 minute intro so the eh makes sense

Edited February 12, 2015 by TenInchToenaiIs

[dentalplan]

Don't know what was worse; that new tune or his new trainers.

Edited February 12, 2015 by dentalplan

[Yellow_Fellow]

flylo played Pluto by Bjork on radio 1

that's news

[dentalplan]

Your posts are the worst.

[Yellow_Fellow]

And I Thank God For That Privilege

[#FreeComTruise]

Don't know what was worse; that new tune or his new trainers.

The trainers/male uggs, definitely.

[rawaudioinput]

If all goes as planned I should be interviewing The Cribs tomorrow; does anyone have any questions for them?

[Gucci Piggy]

"Are you playing Glastonbury?"

"Are you playing Leeds?"

"Why aren't you playing Be Safe you asses?"

"Say hi to my internet friend Will at the Leadmill next week"

[FloorFiller]

"How was Kate Nash?"

[dentalplan]

I was wondering why they'd signed to a major label so far on in their career, but I assume it's already been answered somewhere on the web.

Edited February 13, 2015 by dentalplan

[rawaudioinput]

I was wondering why they'd signed to a major label so far on in their career, but I assume it's already been answered somewhere on the web.

I'm hopefully going to explore that in some detail so I should get some pretty in-depth answers regarding that

"Why aren't you playing Be Safe you asses?"

"Say hi to my internet friend Will at the Leadmill next week"

Be Safe was fantastic at Truck last year; sad to see them drop it

And you never said hi to me at Glasto, it cut me deep

[kaosmark2]

And you never said hi to me at Glasto, it cut me deep

Will came abs said hi to me at neutral milk hotel. You're not missing out on much.

[rawaudioinput]

How did he know what you look like? Did you wear a hat with "kaosmark2" emblazoned on the front?

[Gucci Piggy]

Haha when at Glastonbury?! Were you with Spud? Do you know Spud? I lose track of who knows who. I don't think I know what you look like, though.

Bun you Kaos. I lost my floor spot to say hi. Then lost that spot next to you to try and get back to the floor, and couldn't, and ended up stood in some shite place where I couldn't see the band for the entire gig. Bleh.

[Gucci Piggy]

How did he know what you look like? Did you wear a hat with "kaosmark2" emblazoned on the front?

He tweeted me something like "I'm behind the sound desk in an ATDI t-shirt, come say hi". Weirdly my Twitter was deactivated at this point, so I didn't receive the tweet; I only saw it because I stalked Kaos' Twitter while I was there to see if he'd mentioned anything about the gig.