V Festival 2014 Hurt/Heal Game

[Pothuthic]

Haha amazing.

[Twattybatty]

The one who made a video sobbing about how Britney Spears cheated on him - 30

The repeated headliners - 30

The one with the album which is going to become the biggest-seller of all time, apparently - 61

The one whose much-anticipated new song turned out to be dreadful - 37

The one who keeps satirising modern society, or at least copying the satires of modern society that already existed - 51

The one with the new album that nobody seems willing to confidently finally decide is either beautiful or dull - 15

The ones who played on at Reading whilst people got murdered in the crowd (DJ Set) - 37

The flavour of the month who will inevitably be placed way too low down on the bill - 74

The ones who haven't had a hit in five years but somehow managed to get their frontman on Saturday night TV - 60

The ones who everybody knows but have a surprisingly small amount of mainstream hits - 70

This year's '"are you sure they're supposed to be on the bill" said the commenter on the V Festival facebook page' act - 35

The white producer who everyone thinks is a black version of Chase & Status - 52

The ones who had one song in 2011 - 35

The ones who covered One Direction - 38

The one who had the most-played British song of summer 2013 but nothing else - 55

The ones who once recorded an England World Cup anthem and then promptly split up because they couldn't handle actually being well-known - 56

The one who the Glastonbury forum love for some reason - 59

The Irish ones - 50

The one from The Last Shadow Puppets who isn't in the Arctic Monkeys or mostly forgotten about - 82

The ones who are still getting bookings for their one song about a waitress in a cocktail bar from the 80's - 73

The one with the dreadlocks - 62

The ones who are supposed to be on hiatus - 44

The one who sang a song about needing a dollar which then ironically came true when every follow-up song bombed - 43 (-5)

Alex Clare - 42

The one who played last year to a muted reception and has done nothing since to merit being booked again but is booked again all the same - 41 (-5)

The ladz who play guitar - 30

The one who only ever seems to do cover versions - 38

The one whose name would imply a group when in fact they are only a solo singer - 47

The one from that Disclosure song - 44

The sole act on the bill with an extended career - 55

The ones who got so desperate for a payday they ended up running a hotel in The Harry Hill Movie - 54

The ones who sound like they should be producers - 40

The one who was robbed in the Sound of 2014 poll - 52

The ones who are a backing band but not Nile Rodgers' backing band - 40

The ones who were so stumped for a name they just decided to pick a random letter of the alphabet and plonk 'People' after it - 90

The ones who arrogantly refer themselves as Saints - 69

The ones from the Black Country (not racist) - 40

not sure I can top that tbh

knock 5 off Example and Foxes for us?

[Rose-Colored Boy]

The one who made a video sobbing about how Britney Spears cheated on him - 30

The repeated headliners - 30

The one with the album which is going to become the biggest-seller of all time, apparently - 61

The one whose much-anticipated new song turned out to be dreadful - 29 (-3)

The one who keeps satirising modern society, or at least copying the satires of modern society that already existed - 51

The one with the new album that nobody seems willing to confidently finally decide is either beautiful or dull - 15

The ones who played on at Reading whilst people got murdered in the crowd (DJ Set) - 37

The flavour of the month who will inevitably be placed way too low down on the bill - 74

The ones who haven't had a hit in five years but somehow managed to get their frontman on Saturday night TV - 60

The ones who everybody knows but have a surprisingly small amount of mainstream hits - 70

This year's '"are you sure they're supposed to be on the bill" said the commenter on the V Festival facebook page' act - 35

The white producer who everyone thinks is a black version of Chase & Status - 52

The ones who had one song in 2011 - 35

The ones who covered One Direction - 38

The one who had the most-played British song of summer 2013 but nothing else - 55

The ones who once recorded an England World Cup anthem and then promptly split up because they couldn't handle actually being well-known - 56

The one who the Glastonbury forum love for some reason - 59

The Irish ones - 50

The one from The Last Shadow Puppets who isn't in the Arctic Monkeys or mostly forgotten about - 82

The ones who are still getting bookings for their one song about a waitress in a cocktail bar from the 80's - 73

The one with the dreadlocks - 62

The ones who are supposed to be on hiatus - 40 (-4)

The one who sang a song about needing a dollar which then ironically came true when every follow-up song bombed - 43

Alex Clare - 42

The one who played last year to a muted reception and has done nothing since to merit being booked again but is booked again all the same - 41

The ladz who play guitar - 30

The one who only ever seems to do cover versions - 38

The one whose name would imply a group when in fact they are only a solo singer - 42

The one from that Disclosure song - 44

The sole act on the bill with an extended career - 55

The ones who got so desperate for a payday they ended up running a hotel in The Harry Hill Movie - 54

The ones who sound like they should be producers - 40

The one who was robbed in the Sound of 2014 poll - 52

The ones who are a backing band but not Nile Rodgers' backing band - 40

The ones who were so stumped for a name they just decided to pick a random letter of the alphabet and plonk 'People' after it - 90

The ones who arrogantly refer themselves as Saints - 66 (-3)

The ones from the Black Country (not racist) - 40

Edited March 20, 2014 by Zac Quinn

[Bobinup]

Right that's quite enough 'fun'.

JT - 30

Killers - 30

Paolo - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 51

Elbow - 15

Chase and Status - 37

Chic & Nile Rodgers - 74

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Preachers - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 30 (-5)

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 55

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 50

Miles Kane - 82

The Human League - 73

Newton Faulkner - 62

Starsailor - 40

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Ninny Nesbitt - 36 (-5)

The Stripes - 30

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Air - 44

The Stranglers - 55

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jackey Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 90

All Saints - 66

The Wonder Stuff - 40

[GeorgiaAttersall]

If anyone has previously been to V Festival could they just fill out this survey for my dissertation. Would really appreciate it, Thanks!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HzggFCxg0IAk7NTRO5YZ3pq73kNQb46YFvPoix8Kn34/viewform

[Pothuthic]

JT - 30

Killers - 30

Paolo - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 51

Elbow - 15

Chase and Status - 37

Chic & Nile Rodgers - 79(+5)

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Preachers - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 30

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 55

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 50

Miles Kane - 82

The Human League - 73

Newton Faulkner - 62

Starsailor - 40

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Ninny Nesbitt - 36

The Stripes - 30

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Air - 44

The Stranglers - 55

Magic Numbers - 54

Michelle Heaton and Russ Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 90

All Saints - 71(+5)

The Wonder Stuff - 40

[daniel.k]

JT - 30
Killers - 30
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 51
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Preachers - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 25 (-5)
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 55
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 50
Miles Kane - 82
The Human League - 73
Newton Faulkner - 62
Starsailor - 40
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 25 (-5)
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 55
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 90
All Saints - 71
The Wonder Stuff - 40

[Boris The Spider]

JT - 30

Killers - 25 (-5)

Paolo Nutini - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 46 (-5)

Elbow - 15

Chase & Status - 37

Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Preachers - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 25

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 55

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 50

Miles Kane - 82

The Human League - 73

Newton Faulkner - 62

Starsailor - 40

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Nina Nesbitt - 36

The Strypes - 25

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Eyre - 44

The Stranglers - 55

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 90

All Saints - 71

The Wonder Stuff - 40

[The Placid Casual]

JT - 30
Killers - 25
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 46
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Peaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 25
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50 (-5)
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 50
Miles Kane - 82
The Human League - 73
Newton Faulkner - 62
Starsailor - 40
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 20 (-5)
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 55
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 90
All St. - 71
The Wonder Stuff - 40

[Boris The Spider]

JT - 30

Killers - 20 (-5)

Paolo Nutini - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 41 (-5)

Elbow - 15

Chase & Status - 37

Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Peaches - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 25

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 50

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 50

Miles Kane - 82

The Human League - 73

Newton Faulkner - 62

Starsailor - 40

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Nina Nesbitt - 36

The Strypes - 20

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Eyre - 44

The Stranglers - 55

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 90

All St. - 71

The Wonder Stuff - 40

Edited March 21, 2014 by Boris The Spider

[Pothuthic]

JT - 25

Killers - 25

Paolo Nutini - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 41

Elbow - 15

Chase & Status - 37

Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Peaches - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 25

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 50

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 50

Michael Kane - 82

The Human League - 73

Newton Faulkner - 57(-5)

Starsailor - 40

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Nina Nesbitt - 36

The Strypes - 20

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Eyre - 44

The Stranglers - 50(-5)

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 90

All St. - 71

The Wonder Stuff - 40

[Anthonym93]

JT - 25
Killers - 25
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 41
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Peaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 25
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 50
Michael Kane - 77 (-5)
The Human League - 73
Newton Faulkner - 57
Starsailor - 40
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 20
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 50
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 85 (-5)
All St. - 71
The Wonder Stuff - 40

[Dead throne]

JT - 25
Killers - 25
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 41
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Peaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 25
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 50
Michael Kane - 77
The Human League - 73
Newton Faulkner - 57
Starsailor - 40
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 20
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 50
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 80 (-5)
All St. - 71
The Wonder Stuff - 35 (-5)

[Rose-Colored Boy]

JT - 25
Killers - 25
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 41
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Peaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 22 (-3)
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 55 (+5)
Miles Kane - 77
The Human League - 73
Newton Faulkner - 57
Starsailor - 40
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 20
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 50
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 80
All Saints - 71
The Wonder Stuff - 33 (-2)

Edited March 21, 2014 by Zac Quinn

[daniel.k]

JT - 30
Killers - 20
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 41
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Preaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 22
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 55
Miles Kane - 77
The Human League - 73
Newton Faulkner - 57
Starsailor - 35 (-5)
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 15 (-5)
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 50
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 80
All Saints - 71
The Wonder Stuff - 33

Edited March 21, 2014 by daniel.k

[Boris The Spider]

Can we change JT to 30 & Killers to 20 because I minus 5 the wrong ones & didn't notice til now.

[daniel.k]

Can we change JT to 30 & Killers to 20 because I minus 5 the wrong ones & didn't notice til now.

Done

[Boris The Spider]

JT - 30

Killers - 15 (-5)

Paolo Nutini - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 39 (-2)

Elbow - 15

Chase & Status - 37

Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Preaches - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 22

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 50

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 55

Miles Kane - 80 (+3)

The Human League - 73

Newton Faulkner - 57

Starsailor - 35

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Nina Nesbitt - 36

The Strypes - 15

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Eyre - 44

The Stranglers - 50

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 80

All Saints - 71

The Wonder Stuff - 33

[Pothuthic]

JT - 30

Killers - 15

Paolo Nutini - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 39

Elbow - 15

Chase & Status - 37

Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Preaches - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 22

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 50

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 55

Miles Kane - 82(+2)

The Human League - 73

Newton Faulkner - 57

Starsailor - 35

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Nina Nesbitt - 36

The Strypes - 15

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Eyre - 44

The Stranglers - 50

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 83(+3)

All Saints - 76(+5)

The Wonder Stuff - 33

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

JT - 30
Killers - 10 (-5)
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 39
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Preaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 22
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 55
Miles Kane - 82

The Human League - 73
Newton Faulkner - 57
Starsailor - 35
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 10 (-5)
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 50
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 83

All Saints - 76

The Wonder Stuff - 33

[Boris The Spider]

Am I the only one who actually likes The Strypes then? Lol

[Rose-Colored Boy]

JT - 30
Killers - 10
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 39
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Preaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 17 (-5)
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 55
Miles Kane - 82

The Human League - 68 (-5)
Newton Faulkner - 57
Starsailor - 35
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 10
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 50
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 83

All Saints - 76

The Wonder Stuff - 33

Am I the only one who actually likes The Strypes then? Lol

they're allright

but that's it

Edited March 22, 2014 by Zac Quinn

[daniel.k]

JT - 25 (-5)
Killers - 10
Paolo Nutini - 61
Example - 29
Lily Allen - 39
Elbow - 15
Chase & Status - 37
Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79
Kaiser Chiefs - 60
Manic Street Preaches - 70
Above & Beyond - 35
Sub Focus - 52
Train - 17
Blondie - 38
John Newman - 50
Embrace - 56
Janelle Monae - 59
Kodaline - 55
Miles Kane - 82

The Human League - 68
Newton Faulkner - 57
Starsailor - 35
Aloe Blacc - 43
Alex Clare - 42
Nina Nesbitt - 36
The Strypes - 5 (-5)
Birdy - 38
Foxes - 42
Ella Eyre - 44
The Stranglers - 50
Magic Numbers - 54
Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40
George Ezra - 52
The Wailers - 40
M People - 83

All Saints - 76

The Wonder Stuff - 33

[Com Truise]

JT - 25

Killers - 10

Paolo Nutini - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 39

Elbow - 15

Chase & Status - 37

Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Preaches - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 17

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 50

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 55

Miles Kane - 77 (-5)

The Human League - 68

Newton Faulkner - 57

Starsailor - 35

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Nina Nesbitt - 36

The Strypes - 5

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Eyre - 44

The Stranglers - 50

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 78 (-5)

All Saints - 76

The Wonder Stuff - 33

[Boris The Spider]

JT - 25

Killers - 10

Paolo Nutini - 61

Example - 29

Lily Allen - 39

Elbow - 15

Chase & Status - 37

Chic ft Nile Rodgers - 79

Kaiser Chiefs - 60

Manic Street Preaches - 70

Above & Beyond - 35

Sub Focus - 52

Train - 17

Blondie - 38

John Newman - 50

Embrace - 56

Janelle Monae - 59

Kodaline - 55

Miles Kane - 82 (+5)

The Human League - 68

Newton Faulkner - 57

Starsailor - 35

Aloe Blacc - 43

Alex Clare - 42

Nina Nesbitt - 36

The Strypes - 5

Birdy - 38

Foxes - 42

Ella Eyre - 44

The Stranglers - 50

Magic Numbers - 54

Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott - 40

George Ezra - 52

The Wailers - 40

M People - 83 (+5)

All Saints - 76

The Wonder Stuff - 33