underage drinking

[dentalplan]

matt bellendy

[Com Truise]

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

[Bisque]

If you're underage you're going to get the shit kicked out of you at

a) mosh pits (easy target)

camp site fun (no one will like you & your banter will be below par)

c) Oxfam tent ('cos you will be rubbish at table football)

d) someone will steal your girlfriend

[Babyquack]

If you're underage you're going to get the shit kicked out of you at

a) mosh pits (easy target)

camp site fun (no one will like you & your banter will be below par)

c) Oxfam tent ('cos you will be rubbish at table football)

d) someone will steal your girlfriend

[cagetheginger]

If you're underage you're going to get the shit kicked out of you at

a) mosh pits (easy target)

camp site fun (no one will like you & your banter will be below par)

c) Oxfam tent ('cos you will be rubbish at table football)

d) someone will steal your girlfriend

Edited March 9, 2014 by cagetheginger

[Com Truise]

if youve met me you would know im the banter king

[Gucci Piggy]

Yeah that's true, at Leeds last year my girlfriend got stolen. Haven't seen her since.

[cagetheginger]

Yeah that's true, at Leeds last year my girlfriend got stolen. Haven't seen her since.

[Gucci Piggy]

oh you think your so cool dont you matt bellendy

[Babyquack]

Will you are getting parred badly here.

[Gucci Piggy]

no wonder she realised she could get someone who didnt cry after sex

[Asdaprice]

I'm sorry but cagetheginger is hilarious.

The banter king is on the hunt for pussy. He's like jay of the inbetweeners.

Edited March 9, 2014 by Asdaprice

[Com Truise]

Will you are getting parred badly here.

[cagetheginger]

I just want to invoice her for my broken heart.

Edited March 9, 2014 by cagetheginger

[Gucci Piggy]

whilst were talking can you tell your mum that the invoice for last night was wrong thanks

[lightning1000]

Yeah fuck off.

[Babyquack]

whilst were talking invoices can you tell your mum that the invoice for last night was wrong thanks

[cagetheginger]

Yeah fuck off.

[Gucci Piggy]

its all good she can keep the extra money as a tip for that big finish

[cagetheginger]

its kl guys its just bant me and matt are safe. right matt?

[cagetheginger]

I dunno, the other 2 guys seem to be sharing a brain cell

[Gucci Piggy]

what other two guys?

[lightning1000]

It seems the self proclaimed king of banter has lost his crown. Long live the king!!!!

[cagetheginger]

It seems the self proclaimed king of banter has lost his crown. Long live the king!!!!

[Gucci Piggy]

how?