Weirdest thing you've seen at Glastonbury Festival?

[Tommy Dickfingers]

9 hours ago, MaxPower said:

Resurrecting this thread as inspired by some of the absolutely nuts replies in this twitter thread - 

 

lol my reply is in amongst that thread. RTB funniest c**t on twitter 100 percent. 

[Superscally]

9 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

Dude this is incredible. I read that whole thread, then went back through this. This was the post I posted to our WhatsApp group! Great minds, eh?

My mate says he can't read that Andy Roberts tweet without imagining an Irish accent!

[Crazyfool01]

Last year sat in west holts field we came across this girl who seemed to be enjoying herself running about naked with quite a lot of hair in various places .. she sat with a group of people behind us and started dipping stolen churros into chocolate sauce ... was awkward at the time ... next day my friend saw her working in a bar ... I won’t post that photo for her dignity ...not adding the photos in the news article I saw as mentioned to me ... what happens at Glastonbury stays at glastonbuy

Edited January 9, 2020 by crazyfool1

[stuartbert two hats]

42 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Last year sat in west holts field we came across this girl who seemed to be enjoying herself running about naked with quite a lot of hair in various places .. she sat with a group of people behind us and started dipping churros into chocolate sauce ... was awkward at the time ... next day my friend saw her working in a bar ... I won’t post that photo for her dignity ...but here is one of her without the churros and dip ... just need to resize it  

Nah man, what happens in Glastonbury stays in Glastonbury. Don't post a picture of a stranger you have a funny story about.

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Nah man, what happens in Glastonbury stays in Glastonbury. Don't post a picture of a stranger you have a funny story about.

Actually fair point  

[stuartbert two hats]

5 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Actually fair point  

Nice one

There's some annoying breaches of privacy on that Twiiter thread.  "Oh look, a middle aged woman with no clothes on" being surreptitiously videoed.  Not cool.

Edited January 9, 2020 by stuartbert two hats

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Nice one

There's some annoying breaches of privacy on that Twiiter thread.  "Oh look, a middle aged woman with no clothes on" being surreptitiously videoed.  Not cool.

True ... I actually didn’t take a photo myself but came across a news article later 

[Boilingtent]

On 4/1/2016 at 3:55 PM, shuttlep said:

anything i could find, its' amazing what you find in the stone circle at 8 am 

 

but I swear it was there. i can picture it now

Sounds like the greend fields / permaculter? Got shouted at once morning at silly oclock as we were all sitting in a garden in there mangled. The same guy who screamed at us then came and joined.

Also ended u in some sort of den / shlter thing near the stone circle and witch appeared and we all bolted. Saw it years later in daylight and it all came back.

 

[jfaragher]

Some of the stuff on that twitter thread is 👍

Some of it is "I saw a naked person" or "I saw a woman breastfeeding" or "I saw someone really off their face", none of which are particularly surprising unless it's your first Glastonbury (or even your first festival that isn't Reading & Leeds...)

/edit - re-reading this, I sound like a right festival snob type, but I can't work out how to say it better, so I'll just leave it.

Edited January 9, 2020 by jfaragher

[Quark]

I maintain that the one that still has me scratching my head most was seeing a discarded plate and cutlery in a long drop.  Of all the places to sit and have your tea...

[Ayrshire Chris]

14 minutes ago, Quark said:

I maintain that the one that still has me scratching my head most was seeing a discarded plate and cutlery in a long drop.  Of all the places to sit and have your tea...

Someone just chucking a curry down the longdrop , cutting out the middle man? 

[JoeyT]

21 minutes ago, Quark said:

I maintain that the one that still has me scratching my head most was seeing a discarded plate and cutlery in a long drop.  Of all the places to sit and have your tea...

On a food related note people who literally sit in the middle of what is clearly a path to eat?

Seriously man.

[pahqman]

Or get their food from the collection side and move approximately 6 inches to the left with their group to eat

[stuartbert two hats]

I'll tell you what's weird, Leon's having one queue for hot food and another queue for cold food.

[Quark]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

I'll tell you what's weird, Leon's having one queue for hot food and another queue for cold food.

Gone out to get some lunch?

[WestCountryGirl]

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

[stuartbert two hats]

2 minutes ago, Quark said:

Gone out to get some lunch?

These people:

Not these people

[zero000]

1 minute ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

I hope you are no longer friends with them.

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

The actual fuck?

[zeppelin]

38 minutes ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

I just vomited a little. Disgusting behaviour. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Trust me, this is going to hurt me more than it does you;

My wife bet that I couldn’t make a car out of lasagne. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

That was for those who aren't too pici about their lasagne jokes.

Edited January 9, 2020 by Yoghurt on a Stick

[HattersBoy]

1 hour ago, WestCountryGirl said:

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen at Glasto has to be the time that my mate bought a lasagne from a stall, sat down at a table with us all, proper civilised, and then started eating the lasagne ... from the centre.

Good god, and I bet you they squeeze toothpaste like this

and have their toilet roll like this

[stuie]

Just now, HattersBoy said:

and have their toilet roll like this

This is the correct way.

 

[HattersBoy]

2 minutes ago, stuie said:

This is the correct way.

 

Just leave this

[stuie]

1 minute ago, HattersBoy said:

Just leave this

:-) strongly disagree.