Weirdest thing you've seen at Glastonbury Festival?

[waltere]

If we're owning up to food quirks then I start bananas from what most people would consider the bottom (the stalkless end)

[Gnomicide]

18 minutes ago, pahqman said:

On the subject of weird food ticks... I open crisp packets upside-down, mostly just to annoy people. Really drives some crazy.

I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy.

I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal.

[pahqman]

55 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

The effort, subtlety, and spot-on-ed-ness of this graph deserves more credit

 

 

As an aside, Kit-Kats remind me of picnic tables.

Edited January 21, 2020 by pahqman

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

2 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

 

Oh, FFS. Where's Mary Whitehouse, when you need her? Good old Mary. Mary, Mary, quite contrary ...........

[CaledonianGonzo]

6 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy.

[dentalplan]

7 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy.

I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal.

I immediately and urgently need to forget ever having read this post.

[deebeedoobee]

8 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy.

I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal.

My favourite is twiglets dunked in beer.

Or ginger biscuits in whiskey

Must be 2 of you 5 a day right there 

[MetaKate]

8 hours ago, waltere said:

If we're owning up to food quirks then I start bananas from what most people would consider the bottom (the stalkless end)

That's actually the correct way to open a banana. It makes it so all the stringy bits stay on the peel and not the banana!

[SwedgeAntilles]

3 minutes ago, MetaKate said:

That's actually the correct way to open a banana. It makes it so all the stringy bits stay on the peel and not the banana!

Correct. They you have a kinda banana lolly using the the stalk as a handle 

[morph100]

Saw a naked woman masturbating on the bandstand.

a guy licking a toilet door 

a roller disco In full swing at 5am

A Confession booth with vicar (bet he got told some stories)

 

 

 

[Superunknown]

When I have a pot noodle I have rounds of bread with it and make pot noodle sandwiches

[Doug85]

9 hours ago, Bisque said:

On a date in Pizza Express...

Were you able to sweat though?

[pahqman]

19 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

When I have a pot noodle I have rounds of bread with it and make pot noodle sandwiches

Oh no.... this is going to spark the 'names for bread' debate...

[Ayrshire Chris]

7 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

 

Oh, FFS. Where's Mary Whitehouse, when you need her? Good old Mary. Mary, Mary, quite contrary ...........

My teenage memories of Mary Whitehouse was that she produced a very popular magazine 😉

being a scientist (ret) last night I tried to experiment and create a 4 finger kit kat by placing two 2 finger ones adjacent to each other  in the microwave and give them a minute on full power

Eureka!

now to eat it without destroying the integrity of the four finger bond! 

[HattersBoy]

9 hours ago, pahqman said:

On the subject of weird food ticks... I open crisp packets upside-down, mostly just to annoy people. Really drives some crazy.

Why would you do that? What a waste of crisps having them all over the floor, no wonder it makes people crazy ☺️

[Ayrshire Chris]

After the success of creating a four finger kit kat my next project will be to create a mutant kit kat by bonding together one finger of each kit kat flavours, traditional, white chocolate, orange and plain choc. That actually might be a good seller. Who says retirement is boring? 

[CaledonianGonzo]

31 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

now to eat it without destroying the integrity of the four finger bond! 

Doing this is weirder than just not snapping them into fingers.

[Ayrshire Chris]

16 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Doing this is weirder than just not snapping them into fingers.

Alexander Fleming, Madame Curie, James Watt, all great inventors were ridiculed and called weird. I won’t be distracted from creating my mutant kit kat. 

[UEF]

The pizza/bandstand incident

[Rubber Soldier]

11 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

You must have choppers like Rob Beckett to do that in one go 

Mouth like a letterbox. 

[Rubber Soldier]

11 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

I like to eat crisps at the same time as a pack of wine gums/sports mixtures. A pleasant juxtaposition of crisp and chewy.

I also like to dunk crisps. Coffee or milk being particular favourites. Just a quick dunk, maybe fill an air bubble. I don't let them go soggy, I'm not an animal.

This relegates my Kit-Kat thing to the Vanarama National League IMO. Premier League weirdness here. 

[LGH]

2 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

My teenage memories of Mary Whitehouse was that she produced a very popular magazine 😉

being a scientist (ret) last night I tried to experiment and create a 4 finger kit kat by placing two 2 finger ones adjacent to each other  in the microwave and give them a minute on full power

Eureka!

now to eat it without destroying the integrity of the four finger bond! 

One of my favourite Bill Bailey bits is where he says he likes to melt 4 kit kat chunkies together and pretend he's a really small person eating a regular kit kat.

[Quark]

46 minutes ago, LGH said:

One of my favourite Bill Bailey bits is where he says he likes to melt 4 kit kat chunkies together and pretend he's a really small person eating a regular kit kat.

See also espresso and mini pastries

EDIT: should add the fun there is in pretending to be a giant eating tiny human food.  The fact I do this at work is neither here nor there

Edited January 22, 2020 by Quark

[Ayrshire Chris]

50 minutes ago, LGH said:

One of my favourite Bill Bailey bits is where he says he likes to melt 4 kit kat chunkies together and pretend he's a really small person eating a regular kit kat.

You see? How can I be weird if Bill Bailey has a similar idea, except I’ve adopted a more scientific approach. 

Anyway, reading this thread anyone else think we are in desperate need of some confirmed names who is playing this year!  Jesus, I was melting kit kats in the microwave😧

Edited January 22, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris

[Gnomicide]

Did you know that if you put a Flake in the microwave it doesn't melt.