Metallica....in the Mosh, will there be a mosh, not in the mosh?

[jeffie]

Knuckles dragging on the floor?

Joke!

[acidstorm523]

Knuckles dragging on the floor?

Joke!

I don't know what you mean sir!?

[Mouseboy11]

What type of moshing is this at 44:40?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZFFysmFHU#t=2682

Edited June 3, 2014 by Mouseboy11

[sjseabass]

Which lucky guy or gal had 3 hours 43 minutes in the sweepstake? You win! Gratz.

[Gnomicide]

Right, in the next one, I'm going for 4hrs 52mins.

[Gnomicide]

I like his conviction. I'm confident of a longer stint this time.

[scrippit]

I'll go 25 minutes. When you're alone, drinking and anxious...

[Wooderson]

WELCOME.

TO PAEDOGEDDON.

[Gnomicide]

WELCOME.

TO PAEDOGEDDON.

[jeffie]

WELCOME.

TO PAEDOGEDDON.

Fantastic. Shall we nickname the penguin?

[jeffie]

I failed on 18 minutes before

[jeffie]

Be nice to buy him a keyboard with capital letters, commas, full stops, possibly no exclamation marks though.

[Wooderson]

You are a paedophile. You are a nonce. You're a perv. You're a slot badger. You're a two pin din plug. You're a bush dodger. You're a small bean regarder. You're a unabummer. You're a nut administrator. You're a bent ref. You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You're a fence vole. You're a free willy. You're a chimney bottler. You're a bunty man. You're a shrub rocketeer.

[jeffie]

You're a very naughty boy

[sime]

This whole thread is hilarious...! It's basically the plotline to Footloose.

[alexwetherell]

So to summarise. When the biggest Metal band in the world take to the Pyramid we all have to stand dead still and watch them or we will be frowned upon. What a load of bollocks. I for one will not be standing still, if a pit starts I'll be in it. Why are people so miserable? I don't see anyone moanin about people moshing to Chase and Status, Pendulum etc so what's the difference with Metallica? As long as no one gets injured, which they rarely do, I don't see the problem?

[Woffy]

I can picture you sitting on eggs.

[sime]

See what I mean!? Footloose - "I wanna mosh!"

"Well no, you can't mosh young man!"

"But I WANNA! You old people are just too square..." (mosher goes off to mosh in a very big hangar to vent off some angst)

(Old people tut and roll eyes)

(Young mosher ends up in adverts selling internet companies)

[Woffy]

See what I mean!? Footloose - "I wanna mosh!"

"Well no, you can't mosh young man!"

"But I WANNA! You old people are just too square..." (mosher goes off to mosh in a very big hangar to vent off some angst)

(Old people tut and roll eyes)

(Young mosher ends up in adverts selling internet companies)

And Dad sits on eggs freezing his nadgers (do they have nadgers? must do. secreted somewhere) off until mummy comes home.

No, wait, that's David Attenborough, not Footloose. Or is it?

[Mr Splodge]

Where has the penguin gone?

[frostypaw]

You're a very naughty boy

So just to check we really are completely sure beyond doubt that he's not the Messiah?

[sime]

I'm gonna MOSH you squares! I'm gonna mosh all night!!!

[jeffie]

I'm gonna MOSH you squares! I'm gonna mosh all night!!!

Spit my tea and rich tea biscuit....

[jeffie]

Trying to combine penguin head and Arnie.

"i'll be back"

[jeffie]

So to summarise. When the biggest Metal band in the world take to the Pyramid we all have to stand dead still and watch them or we will be frowned upon. What a load of bollocks. I for one will not be standing still, if a pit starts I'll be in it. Why are people so miserable? I don't see anyone moanin about people moshing to Chase and Status, Pendulum etc so what's the difference with Metallica? As long as no one gets injured, which they rarely do, I don't see the problem?

Shouldn't you be in bed at this time of night?