Mr Splodge Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Hmm, three Labradors left our kitchen looking like the front of the Pyramid Stage circa 1997... It's strange that's one of the things we miss, barney used to dance around the kitchen when wet. Happy times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Splodge Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 In today's post I have just opened a Christmas card personally addressed from our UKIP candidate, hmmmmm wonder what I should do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 In today's post I have just opened a Christmas card personally addressed from our UKIP candidate, hmmmmm wonder what I should do with it. Have you got a darts board? It would make ideal target practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 In today's post I have just opened a Christmas card personally addressed from our UKIP candidate, hmmmmm wonder what I should do with it. We got one from our delightful MP today as well. It is already in the recycling bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 In other political news....... I got told off today by a local parish councillor. My crime? Sending too many e-mails about blocked drains - that had been reported as having been cleared and payment made to contractors despite still being blocked. I sent 3 e-mails in one month. I think they might have misjudged me by complaining - they shall now get many more about many more things!! Happy Easter council Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 In today's post I have just opened a Christmas card personally addressed from our UKIP candidate, hmmmmm wonder what I should do with it. Send it back without a stamp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Send it back without a stamp! tied to a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Splodge Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Loving the advice re the card, still can not believe they had the cheek to send one. Will let you know the outcome of the card. Hope everyone is having a fab weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 tied to a brick. I received a load of bollocks in the post off a clairvoyant once. I read it all and was appalled that it was asking for money to be sent so that all would be well in your life etc etc. Essentially they were preying on the vulnerable, in my opinion. Anyway, I put thickish strips of lead ( I used to melt lead into ingots and also into fishing weights when I was a young lad) into the Freepost envelope and sent it off. I was delighted with myself at the time with the thought that this would cost them a load of money. In addition it pleased me to think that they get this envelope in the post, think it had something of worth inside it, open it and realise they'd been had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I just went to look if there was a Ukip Freepost number we could all send a brick by using it. Looks like people have got there already with something far more unpleasant than a brick; http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ukip-cancels-freepost-address-after-the-party-is-sent-blood-and-faeces-9323590.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cokebabies92 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Ahh now that's another thought - which band have you seen live the most? I'd say it would have to be Dub Pistols ICGenie - I think we all know yours! How about everyone else? Apart from my mates band/local bands, it would have to be The Horrors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cokebabies92 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Along side who have we seen the most. What is the best gig you have ever been to and if it is easy to answer - why? Queens of the stone age- Glastonbury 2011 The set list was ridiculously tasty, perfectly pissed on brothers cider, nice sunny day and it was my birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Splodge Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Queens of the stone age- Glastonbury 2011 The set list was ridiculously tasty, perfectly pissed on brothers cider, nice sunny day and it was my birthday. That was a amazing gig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Splodge Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Decided the ukip Christmas is going with Debbie to Archery, recon it will make good target practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Decided the ukip Christmas is going with Debbie to Archery, recon it will make good target practice. Can't you get the real candidate to go along? I am sure a moving target is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Splodge Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Can't you get the real candidate to go along? I am sure a moving target is fun. Unfortunatly she not allowed to shoot living things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Unfortunatly she not allowed to shoot living things Now do we class brain dead ukip candidates as living or just a single cell ameba that does not count as life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffie Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 It's strange that's one of the things we miss, barney used to dance around the kitchen when wet. Happy times Hey Simon, one of those questions,and feel free to shoot me down. Will you get another little puppa? We had one before these three, but she passed very young, at 18 months. We decided, more for the kids (or so we said) that we had to replace her quite quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffie Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I just went to look if there was a Ukip Freepost number we could all send a brick by using it. Looks like people have got there already with something far more unpleasant than a brick; http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ukip-cancels-freepost-address-after-the-party-is-sent-blood-and-faeces-9323590.html Been there, done that. Nige Farridge said he wanted to take Britain back a bit at a time. So I sent him some bits to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Cheers for the heads up on the Rik Mayall prog last night Mr G. Really enjoyed watching it and it bought back so many memories of my youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeye Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Happy Winter Solstice everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Happy Winter Solstice everyone and to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deebeedoobee Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Happy Solstice - summer is on its way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fatyeti24 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 shortest day and ive spent most of it asleep. good morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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