NFR NFC >>>>>>2015

[H.M.V]

As I can not go to France to support the French people, playing music by French artists in support today.

Might need a few suggestions

MC Solaar, love this with Guru (RIP)

[lucyginger]

Well, that's a mental image I can't unsee, cheers Matty!

My thoughts exactly!!

[guypjfreak]

great to see all the rallys going down today to show the terrorists [ im not gonna use the word Muslims cos imo there not real Muslims just terrorists ] that they haven't won they have just hopefully lit a fuse of hate and anger that will make the governments of certain nations stand up and do some thing .....

very windy down here on the weather front went to Tyneham with my tribe was lovely although my baby ruby was a little cold so i taught her how to hide behind big rocks and get outa the wind so she could share a fudge bar with granddad lol

[A Guy Called Matt]

Well, that's a mental image I can't unsee, cheers Matty!

My thoughts exactly!!

Selffinbarralisation is something we should all be proud of.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Monday Brain Teaser.

What have these 7 words got in common (apart from double letters)

1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess

[Mr Splodge]

Monday Brain Teaser.

What have these 7 words got in common (apart from double letters)

1. Banana2. Dresser

3. Grammar

4. Potato

5. Revive

6. Uneven

7. Assess

You thought of them.

[Mr Splodge]

Hang onto your hats it's going to be a rough day.

Stay safe everyone

[mr gumby]

Monday Brain Teaser.

What have these 7 words got in common (apart from double letters)

1. Banana

2. Dresser

3. Grammar

4. Potato

5. Revive

6. Uneven

7. Assess

If you move the first letter of each to the end, it reverses the word.

Morning all!

[A Guy Called Matt]

If you move the first letter of each to the end, it reverses the word.

Morning all!

Morning Mr Clever

Spot on

[lucyginger]

Morning! Too clever for me today!!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Advise needed please.

I have just got delivered some new trousers and both have button fly (I forgot to check when ordering). I like them and want to keep them but cannot suss out how the flip you do them up without hurting fingers and looking like a complete fool.

Any tips?

[mr gumby]

Advise needed please.

I have just got delivered some new trousers and both have button fly (I forgot to check when ordering). I like them and want to keep them but cannot suss out how the flip you do them up without hurting fingers and looking like a complete fool.

Any tips?

Let me check that I understand this, Matty. You're asking people on an Internet forum for advice on how to do up buttons, because you DON'T want to look like a complete fool?

;-)

[A Guy Called Matt]

Let me check that I understand this, Matty. You're asking people on an Internet forum for advice on how to do up buttons, because you DON'T want to look like a complete fool?

;-)

Yep - that's the one............... buttons ona shirt = easy

Buttons on a fly = how the feck?

Come on Mr G - you are clever as proven earlier and can help me, a poor simple fool.

[mr gumby]

Yep - that's the one............... buttons ona shirt = easy

Buttons on a fly = how the feck?

Come on Mr G - you are clever as proven earlier and can help me, a poor simple fool.

Ok, can't quite believe I'm doing this!

Thumb and index finger of both hands, one front and back of each button, the other front and back just above the buttonhole. Bottom edge of button first, then remove index finger and push through with thumb!

This does get gradually easier after a bit of use, as the fabric will soften. If they're really tight, you could wash them a couple of times with fabric softener.

Hope that helps!-

[A Guy Called Matt]

Ok, can't quite believe I'm doing this!

Thumb and index finger of both hands, one front and back of each button, the other front and back just above the buttonhole. Bottom edge of button first, then remove index finger and push through with thumb!

This does get gradually easier after a bit of use, as the fabric will soften. If they're really tight, you could wash them a couple of times with fabric softener.

Hope that helps!-

Thank you - I knew it would make people cringe and laugh when I posted it but seriosuly the stupid buttons were driving me mad and I broke a nail!!!!!!

You must remember I am 50 this year and have never used anything but a zip. This is all weird to us old gits.

I shall read carefully and try!

Edited January 12, 2015 by mattyc1965

[Mr Splodge]

Let me check that I understand this, Matty. You're asking people on an Internet forum for advice on how to do up buttons, because you DON'T want to look like a complete fool?

;-)

This has to be one of the best ever posts on efests for a very long time.

Thank you Matty and Mr Gumby for cheering me up.

[A Guy Called Matt]

This has to be one of the best ever posts on efests for a very long time.

Thank you Matty and Mr Gumby for cheering me up.

I reckon you set me up Mr Slodge ;-)

[Mr Splodge]

I reckon you set me up Mr Slodge ;-)

Me never

[A Guy Called Matt]

Mr Gumby is now Official NFR NFC TFE (trouser fastening expert) as well as FBE.

Arise Mr gumby, FBE TFE

[mr gumby]

This has to be one of the best ever posts on efests for a very long time.

Thank you Matty and Mr Gumby for cheering me up.

You're most welcome, slodge!

[mr gumby]

Mr Gumby is now Official NFR NFC TFE (trouser fastening expert) as well as FBE.

Arise Mr gumby, FBE TFE

Having any more luck, Matty?

Anyone else need any sartorial tips? Bra fastenings? Belt buckles? How to put a hat on? Which way round shoes go?

[A Guy Called Matt]

Having any more luck, Matty?

Anyone else need any sartorial tips? Bra fastenings? Belt buckles? How to put a hat on? Which way round shoes go?

Ignoring the sarcasm (which is due mind you) it did work hence the award of the TFE for your services. Due to location I could not work out what to do with the left hand, once it was above the hole bingo..... ish :-)

Thank you Mr Gumby FBE TFE

[A Guy Called Matt]

How to put a hat on?

Careful, we already have a hat expert.

Edited January 12, 2015 by mattyc1965

[stuartbert two hats]

Careful, we already have a hat expert.

First you place your hat on your head. Then you put another hat on top of that hat.

Of course, for high level hatters, it gets much more complicated, but that should get you started.

[deebeedoobee]

I have some questions:

If a pathological liar admits to being a pathological liar do you believe them?

and

If it was 0 degrees one day, and tomorrow is twice as cold, how cold would it be?