A Guy Called Matt Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I've only read a little bit but it's a bit Daily Mail isnt it!!!! I reckon it is the Mail on steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICGenie Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Advise needed please. I have just got delivered some new trousers and both have button fly (I forgot to check when ordering). I like them and want to keep them but cannot suss out how the flip you do them up without hurting fingers and looking like a complete fool. Any tips? Start from the bottom and work your way up - sounds almost as ridiculous as the question but when you zip you tend to do the top button up first which doesn't work with a button fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr gumby Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Start from the bottom and work your way up. Finbarr! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Start from the bottom and work your way up - sounds almost as ridiculous as the question but when you zip you tend to do the top button up first which doesn't work with a button fly. Imagine a button up bottom!!! Thank you for the tip - I am getting there... practise will make perfect though I am not ready for a public performance (gents loos) just yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Well it gave me a LOLasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 That's brilliant Matt!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffie Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Imagine a button up bottom!!! Thank you for the tip - I am getting there... practise will make perfect though I am not ready for a public performance (gents loos) just yet! They are rubbish after a few pints. Finger coordination goes right out the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 They are rubbish after a few pints. Finger coordination goes right out the window. I shall not wear them when drinking, hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Splodge Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Less chance of an eye watering accident though. Brings tears to your eyes, even worse if going commando Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I can't be doing with a button fly. Can't undo them on other people either. Ahem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Anyhoo, currently watching an 80's tastic film, Ice Pirates. It's terrible but in a good way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Splodge Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Matt found this for you http://www.englishrules.com/2004/why-the-button-fly/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr gumby Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I can't be doing with a button fly. Can't undo them on other people either. Ahem. People? As in plural? Saucy wotsit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr gumby Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Had a fun day in the end today. Had planned a shopping trip with the little'un, but it was hammering down when we would've been going out. Can't manage a buggy with one hand and a brolly with the other when it's as breezy as it has been! Anyway, sacrifice made, and once the r@#n had stopped we went out to jump in puddles. Expecting white stuff tomorrow, so if it settles there'll be another opportunity for outdoor winter fun! Turning in for the night now with a book and a rumbling cat. Night all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICGenie Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I can't be doing with a button fly. Can't undo them on other people either. Ahem. I had a boyfriend once who insisted on wearing the most unfathomable belt. It was most frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I have a belt made from a re-cycled bicycle tyre. I only use it when I just can't find my normal belt and I'm in a hurry. Putting it on to a pair of jeans is a bastard, but trying to get it off the jeans is fucking mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Snow Good morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 People? As in plural? Saucy wotsit! That's me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I had a boyfriend once who insisted on wearing the most unfathomable belt. It was most frustrating. It's a bloody nightmare! And they complain about bras!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 What have I done..................................................... I have unleashed the undressing thread on the world, My mind is not so full of images, most of which should not be there, I don't know what to do with myself! NFR NFBF NFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Only cos they don't make them in my size. I'm pretty sure I know some people who could point you in the direction of the right shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 How's the snow, Matt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr gumby Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 We've just moved up to number 8 in the all time thread list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Called Matt Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 How's the snow, Matt? Mostly gone now but I got out before sunrise with the camera so have loads of pics to sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyginger Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Brilliant! Look forward to seeing a couple Number 8? Cool!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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