Stage predictions

[Matt42]

So we've got a few possible names now. This is the thread for people posting predictions, seeing as in the 2015 headliners thread it doesn't really fit.

Foo fighters

Paolo nutini

Cat Stevens??

George Ezra

AC/DC

Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds

Counting Crows

Lorde

Taylor Swift

Pharrell Williams

Two Door Cinema Club

Diana Ross

Other

Bork

Calvin Harris

Alt-J

West Holts

PJ Harvey

???

Justice

John Peel: hozier, FKA twigs, Damon albarn etc

[The 38 year old virgin]

Pj Harvey not a bad call for west holts imo

[russycarps]

I've always wanted to see Bork.

[mr gumby]

Stage predictions?

Yes, I'm 99% sure there will be stages, probably quite a few of them. Mike99 said so, so it must be true!

[theDandy]

Could Flying Lotus or Earth, Wind & Fire headline West Holts?

Park: Caribou

[Mardy]

I've always wanted to see Bork.

Russia's leading brand of luxury kitchen goods. My breadmaker and kettle are by them (both presents, as it goes)

[A Guy Called Matt]

Gaz Brookfield will play on a stage somewhere over the weekend, or maybe even more than one.

[Gnomicide]

Gaz Brookfield will play on a stage somewhere over the weekend, or maybe even more than one.

Now you've gone too far. Next you'll be predicting Rodney Brannigan and Beans On Toast are gonna turn up.

[elias]

Russia's leading brand of luxury kitchen goods. My breadmaker and kettle are by them (both presents, as it goes)

In Turkey one of the biggest household goods manufacturers is called Arselick.

Oh all right, it's Arcelik really, but why spoil a good joke. Or a bad one.

[mr gumby]

In Turkey one of the biggest household goods manufacturers is called Arselick.

Oh all right, it's Arcelik really, but why spoil a good joke. Or a bad one.

I've always wanted a Smeg fridge.....

[dentalplan]

So we've got a few possible names now. This is the thread for people posting predictions, seeing as in the 2015 headliners thread it doesn't really fit.

It would fit in the predictions thread that started a few weeks ago, that you'd already posted predictions in.

[Winslow Leach]

I've always wanted to see Bork.

[TomViolence]

PYRAMID

Friday:-

Foo Fighters

Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds

Ben Howard

Jessie J

Royal Blood

Saturday:-

The Cure

Florence & the Machine

Beck

First Aid Kit

Johnny Marr

Sunday:-

Rihanna

Two Door Cinema Club

Pharrell Williams

Diana Ross

Sam Smith

OTHER STAGE

Friday:-

Calvin Harris

Jamie T

Ryan Adams

The New Pornographers

Vance Joy

Saturday:-

Bjork

Pet Shop Boys

TV On the Radio

The Gaslight Anthem

Courtney Barnett

Sunday:-

Damon Albarn

Weezer

Belle & Sebastian

Katy B

George Ezra

JOHN PEEL

Friday:-

The Maccabees

Of Monsters and Men

DFA 1979

Temples

Jungle

Saturday:-

The Cribs

Azealia Banks

Peace

Marina & the Diamonds

Circa Waves

Sunday:-

Alabama Shakes

Kendrick Lamar

La Roux

Los Campesinos!

Fucked Up

PARK STAGE

Friday:-

Band of Skulls

Panda Bear

The Afghan Whigs

DIIV

2:54

Saturday:-

Swans

Sharon Van Etten

The Kills

Goat

Hamilton Leithauser

Sunday:-

Caribou

Bat For Lashes

Future Islands

Wye Oak

Karen O

Edited November 4, 2014 by TomViolence

[Winslow Leach]

PYRAMID

Friday:-

Foo Fighters

Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds

Ben Howard

Jessie J

Royal Blood

Saturday:-

The Cure

Florence & the Machine

Beck

First Aid Kit

Johnny Marr

Sunday:-

Rihanna

Two Door Cinema Club

Pharrell Williams

Diana Ross

Sam Smith

OTHER STAGE

Friday:-

Calvin Harris

Jamie T

Ryan Adams

The New Pornographers

Vance Joy

Saturday:-

Bjork

Pet Shop Boys

TV On the Radio

The Gaslight Anthem

Courtney Barnett

Sunday:-

Damon Albarn

Weezer

Belle & Sebastian

Katy B

George Ezra

JOHN PEEL

Friday:-

The Maccabees

Of Monsters and Men

DFA 1979

Temples

Jungle

Saturday:-

The Cribs

Azealia Banks

Peace

Marina & the Diamonds

Circa Waves

Sunday:-

Alabama Shakes

Kendrick Lamar

La Roux

Los Campesinos!

Fucked Up

PARK STAGE

Friday:-

Band of Skulls

Panda Bear

The Afghan Whigs

DIIV

2:54

Saturday:-

Swans

Sharon Van Etten

The Kills

Goat

Hamilton Leithauser

Sunday:-

Caribou

Bat For Lashes

Future Islands

Wye Oak

Karen O

Where have you pulled The Cure from? Not going to happen, and if it did they certainly wouldn't put them up against Bjork.

[billum]

Russia's leading brand of luxury kitchen goods. My breadmaker and kettle are by them (both presents, as it goes)

Also a colloquial term for 'irreversably damaged'. Just saying.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bork&defid=514

[TomViolence]

Where have you pulled The Cure from? Not going to happen, and if it did they certainly wouldn't put them up against Bjork.

From the list of bands big enough for the slot and with possible new material. But yeah, there's some subjectivity in this prediction

[LondonTom]

Pyramid Friday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Pyramid Saturday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Pyramid Sunday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Other Friday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Other Saturday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Other Sunday

Bork

Slayer

Slayer

West Holts Friday

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

West Holts Saturday

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

West Holts Sunday

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

John Peel Friday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

John Peel Saturday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

John Peel Sunday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

[The 38 year old virgin]

Slayer should headline with bork subbing surely

[Supermerv]

Pyramid Friday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Pyramid Saturday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Pyramid Sunday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Other Friday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Other Saturday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Other Sunday

Bork

Slayer

Slayer

West Holts Friday

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

West Holts Saturday

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

West Holts Sunday

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

Reggae Slayer

John Peel Friday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

John Peel Saturday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

John Peel Sunday

Slayer

Slayer

Slayer

Reggae Slayer sounds amazing! Although Im sure they would be replaced in at least one slot on West Holts by African Slayer

[Gucci Piggy]

Friday:

Pyramid Stage:

Florence and the Machine

Morrissey

Kendrick Lamar

Rudimental

Other Stage:

Calvin Harris

Ben Howard

John Peel Stage:

Death From Above 1979

Enter Shikari

Park Stage:

Thom Yorke

Saturday:

Pyramid Stage:

AC/DC

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Electric Light Orchestra

Lorde

Sam Smith

Other Stage:

Alt-J

Royal Blood

John Peel Stage:

Nero

Park Stage:

Flying Lotus

Sunday:

Pyramid Stage:

Foo Fighters

Pharell Williams

Two Door Cinema Club

Diana Ross

Other Stage:

Björk

Jamie T

John Peel Stage:

The Maccabees

Park Stage:

Caribou

[Winslow Leach]

Friday:

Pyramid Stage:

Florence and the Machine

Morrissey

Kendrick Lamar

Rudimental

Other Stage:

Calvin Harris

Ben Howard

John Peel Stage:

Death From Above 1979

Enter Shikari

Park Stage:

Thom Yorke

Saturday:

Pyramid Stage:

AC/DC

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Electric Light Orchestra

Lorde

Sam Smith

Other Stage:

Alt-J

Royal Blood

John Peel Stage:

Nero

Park Stage:

Flying Lotus

Sunday:

Pyramid Stage:

Foo Fighters

Pharell Williams

Two Door Cinema Club

Diana Ross

Other Stage:

Björk

Jamie T

John Peel Stage:

The Maccabees

Park Stage:

Caribou

I doubt they'd put Calvin Harris up against Florence.

I'll take one Caribou and one FlyLo for the Park though, please.

[theDandy]

Friday:

Pyramid Stage:

Florence and the Machine

Morrissey

Kendrick Lamar

Rudimental

Other Stage:

Calvin Harris

Ben Howard

John Peel Stage:

Death From Above 1979

Enter Shikari

Park Stage:

Thom Yorke

Saturday:

Pyramid Stage:

AC/DC

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

Electric Light Orchestra

Lorde

Sam Smith

Other Stage:

Alt-J

Royal Blood

John Peel Stage:

Nero

Park Stage:

Flying Lotus

Sunday:

Pyramid Stage:

Foo Fighters

Pharell Williams

Two Door Cinema Club

Diana Ross

Other Stage:

Björk

Jamie T

John Peel Stage:

The Maccabees

Park Stage:

Caribou

Think Jamie T might headline the John Peel?

[Matt42]

I've always wanted to see Bork.

Haha

this is what happens when you type on a mobile device.

[Gucci Piggy]

I doubt they'd put Calvin Harris up against Florence.

I'll take one Caribou and one FlyLo for the Park though, please.

I guess this could work better, maybe?

Flo - Björk

AC/DC - Calvin Harris

Foos - Alt-J

[Gucci Piggy]

Think Jamie T might headline the John Peel?

I had thought that, but he played that slot last time, so for the sake of variety I think he'll play the Other.