Sex at Glastonbury

[Hugo26]

Hi dudes, 

This is going to be the most naughty Glastonbury fest. Let´s go for it. Candidates, join the group and let´s organise a massive orgy!

[eFestivals]

it wouldn't be Glastonbury without at least one of these threads every year.

[whisty]

 

 

[balti-pie]

Brilliant idea! Is Sunday good for you? It's the most appropriately pungent time for me! 

[The Nal]

Dropping anchor in Pooh Bay on Sunday is as brave as it gets.

[Hugo26]

sunday funday!

[6t6o6m]

Bloody hippies 

[Hugh Jass]

I can already see Coldplay putting on a show of such raw, animalistic sexual power that the entire Pyramid field will simply devolve into a frenzy of sucking,  humping and pumping.

Edited February 25, 2016 by Hugh Jass

[sloseph]

last year I stood in the centre of the Stone Circle dropped my trousers and windmilled my gentleman around like a garden hose gone wild

I can advise you follow my example on this, I couldn't keep the honeys off me

[FloorFiller]

11 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

I can already see Coldplay putting on a show of such raw, animalistic sexual power that the entire Pyramid field will simply devolve into a frenzy of sucking,  humping and pumping.

It'll be like the final scene in Perfume

http://youtu.be/fvEYjwO3GFo

We can all then proceed to eat Chris Martin

edit: well the link didn't work, but fuck it

Edited February 25, 2016 by FloorFiller

[bigfurbdogg]

Sunday will be fine, quick wet wipe around the ol' boy and hes ready to go.

[Woffy]

I'm bored of orgies now.

I've gone right off Welsh lamb.

[fatyeti24]

47 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

Brilliant idea! Is Sunday good for you? It's the most appropriately pungent time for me! 

Is that how you got your moniker? 

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, fatyeti24 said:

Is that how you got your moniker? 

I reckon yer right. Warm for 30 seconds > then eat.

[Michaels denim shorts]

At least this guy gave a pic..

[stuartbert two hats]

20 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

It'll be like the final scene in Perfume

http://youtu.be/fvEYjwO3GFo

We can all then proceed to eat Chris Martin

edit: well the link didn't work, but fuck it

More like this:

 

[lucyginger]

1 hour ago, eFestivals said:

it wouldn't be Glastonbury without at least one of these threads every year.

Exactly what I thought! Fabulous, we're getting closer! 

[paddyclark]

Sex at Glastonbury is like Pulling apart a warm cheese toastie was one my favourite ever statements on here.....  

 

made in a similar thread last year...  not by me I hasten to add

[Slugworth]

I'm in.

[Woffy]

18 minutes ago, paddyclark said:

Sex at Glastonbury is like Pulling apart a warm cheese toastie was one my favourite ever statements on here.....  

 

made in a similar thread last year...  not by me I hasten to add

HAHAHA! It was funnier / worse than that!!! And they apologised!!!

Who was it?

Own up!!!

[Tranquility of Solitude]

39 minutes ago, paddyclark said:

Sex at Glastonbury is like Pulling apart a warm cheese toastie was one my favourite ever statements on here.....  

 

made in a similar thread last year...  not by me I hasten to add

I just 'thread hopped' from Glastonbury Food with Pictures to this. I may never eat at the festival again.

[Spindles]

Not going to be chowing down on a bit of welsh rarebit on Sunday then?

[Andy0808 v5]

Can't wait to sink my teeth into a tightly packed growler.

 

 

edit: thought this was the food thread.

Edited February 25, 2016 by Andy0808 v5

[sloseph]

38 minutes ago, Woffy said:

HAHAHA! It was funnier / worse than that!!! And they apologised!!!

Who was it?

Own up!!!

Hi 

I'm still not comfortable with the fact I can't undo that statement 

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, sloseph said:

Hi 

I'm still not comfortable with the fact I can't undo that statement 

I think this is closure, Sloseph.

At the time I remember going:

"EWWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHEWWWHAHAHAAAAA UGH HA!"