Sex at Glastonbury

[Avalon_Fields]

It starts as a Cheddar Gorge but by Sunday it's Danish Blue

[grumpyhack]

And probably over ripe and past its sell by date.

[Woffy]

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? (No googling now!)

[coughedoutmyheart]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? (No googling now!)

Ooh ooh I know this.

Nacho cheese!

[Woffy]

3 minutes ago, coughedoutmyheart said:

Ooh ooh I know this.

Nacho cheese!

Have an upvote!

(Last one before I get a warning from Neil...)

What does a really nosey pepper do?

[mr gumby]

21 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Have an upvote!

(Last one before I get a warning from Neil...)

What does a really nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I used to work as a cheesemonger, but I camembert it any longer.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

[SwedgeAntilles]

Blessed are the cheesemakers 

[paddyclark]

Given the nature of the thread we should avoid anything that's veiny and cheesy

[paddyclark]

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

8 minutes ago, paddyclark said:

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror

What you looking at you c**t?

[SwedgeAntilles]

15 minutes ago, paddyclark said:

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror

HALLOUMI! Great gag. 

[sloseph]

What cheese can you hide a small horse with? 

[paddyclark]

Mascarpone

[Gnomicide]

3 minutes ago, sloseph said:

What cheese can you hide a small horse with? 

Is it Philedelphia?

[sloseph]

2 minutes ago, paddyclark said:

Mascarpone

Winner! 

[Gnomicide]

Bugger.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

How did the cheese paint his wife? 

He double Gloucester.

[paddyclark]

2 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

How did the cheese paint his wife? 

He double Gloucester.

Another old favorite 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

4 minutes ago, paddyclark said:

Another old favorite 

Still makes me smile.

[H.M.V]

Its like a christmas cracker (barrel) party in here

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

[sweetsounding]

When should you keep an eye on your cheese?

 

 

When it's up to no Gouda

[bigfurbdogg]

What two players should you not include in your cheese related 5 a side team?

 

 

Chedder Evans and Edam Johnson.

Edited February 26, 2016 by bigfurbdogg