2019 Stage Predictions

[dentalplan]

Put ‘em here.

[dentalplan]

I thought there was gonna be loads seeing as we've seen a couple today. Okay here's one from ya boi.

Friday
Py: Foals, Iggy Pop, Dua Lipa, The Roots, Jorja Smith
OS: Jamie xx, Ben Howard, Courteeners, Blossoms, Everything Everything
WH:  Run-DMC, Chaka Khan, IamDDB
JP: FKA twigs, Editors, Modest Mouse
Pa: My Bloody Valentine, Django Django, Julia Holter

Saturday
Py: Kendrick Lamar, Janelle Monae, Chvrches, J Hus, Franz Ferdinand
OS: Catfish & the Bottlemen, Wolf Alice, James Bay, Years & Years, Pale Waves
WH:  David Byrne, Loyle Carner, Mount Kimbie
JP: Chase & Status, Lily Allen, Krept x Konan
Pa: Caribou, Sleater-Kinney, Yaeji

Sunday
Py: Fleetwood Mac, Bastille, Duran Duran, Cher, Kamasi Washington
OS: Bjork, The War on Drugs, Two Door Cinema Club, St, Vincent, Friendly Fires
WH:  Bonobo, Jungle, Young Fathers
JP: The Vaccines, Sigrid, The Horrors
Pa: Courtney Barnett, John Grant, Benjamin Clementine

[Gucci Piggy]

13 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

I thought there was gonna be loads seeing as we've seen a couple today. Okay here's one from ya boi.

Friday
Py: Foals, Iggy Pop, Dua Lipa, The Roots, Jorja Smith
OS: Jamie xx, Ben Howard, Courteeners, Blossoms, Everything Everything
WH:  Run-DMC, Chaka Khan, IamDDB
JP: FKA twigs, Editors, Modest Mouse
Pa: My Bloody Valentine, Django Django, Julia Holter

Saturday
Py: Kendrick Lamar, Janelle Monae, Chvrches, J Hus, Franz Ferdinand
OS: Catfish & the Bottlemen, Wolf Alice, James Bay, Years & Years, Pale Waves
WH:  David Byrne, Loyle Carner, Mount Kimbie
JP: Chase & Status, Lily Allen, Krept x Konan
Pa: Caribou, Sleater-Kinney, Yaeji

Sunday
Py: Fleetwood Mac, Bastille, Duran Duran, Cher, Kamasi Washington
OS: Bjork, The War on Drugs, Two Door Cinema Club, St, Vincent, Friendly Fires
WH:  Bonobo, Jungle, Young Fathers
JP: The Vaccines, Sigrid, The Horrors
Pa: Courtney Barnett, John Grant, Benjamin Clementine

Swap Byrne-y and Bonobo and I'm down. Actually I'm down anyway.

The Roots > ??? > Iggy Pop > MBV

CHVRCHES > Janelle Monaé > Kendrick

St. Vincent > Young Fathers > The War On Drugs > Björk (or Byrne)

Tasty.

I had a bit of a stage prediction somewhere in my notes from a while back. I'll go find it at some point and fill it out a bit to post in here.

Edit: Although if CHVRCHES' album is as lame as it's sounding so far I'd like an alternative to them somewhere.

Edited March 8, 2018 by Gucci Piggy

[dentalplan]

7 minutes ago, Gucci Piggy said:

Edit: Although if CHVRCHES' album is as lame as it's sounding so far I'd like an alternative to them somewhere.

Tbf I think 3rd down on the Pyramid Stage would clash with 4th down on any other stage most of the time and I've not done those for the smaller stages so there'd probably be something.

Edited March 8, 2018 by dentalplan

[Guest]

Posted mine before but changed it a bit/stolen some good ideas from others.

Py: The 1975, Childish Gambino, Chvrches, Iggy Pop, Dave, Pale Waves
OS: Jack White, Vampire Weekend, Blossoms, Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes
WH: FKA Twigs, IamDDB
JP: Alabama Shakes, Lily Allen, Charli xcx
Pa: The Streets, Loyle Carner

Py: Arctic Monkeys, Queens of the Stone Age, Janelle Monáe, Father John Misty, Billy Ocean, Savages, Joan Armatrading
OS: The Chemical Brothers, Bombay Bicycle Club, James Bay, Cage the Elephant, Portugal. The Man, Fickle Friends
WH: Santana, The John Butler Trio
JP: Jungle, Grimes, Brockhampton, Superorganism
Pa: Sufjan Stevens, Rex Orange County

Py: Madonna, Bastille, The Specials, Cher, Mura Masa, Kamasi Washington
OS: Jamie xx, Jorja Smith, Sigrid
WH: Run-DMC, Chaka Khan, Young Fathers
JP: The Vaccines, Everything Everything, Courtney Barnett, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

[dentalplan]

Hmm its good but I got some minor problems wid it.

• I don't reckon Childish Gambino would sub the Pyramid - maybe sub the Other if he's still touring as Gambino and not tied up with the Lion King.
• I don't think Jack White will be touring for over a year either, as much as I love that top two on Friday's Other.
• Sufjan is too big for the Park Stage. I think he'd about Other sub level.
• I think Jehnny Beth is doing a solo album so no Savages either probably.
• Frank Carter and Cage the Elephant definitely overbilled but would likely play that stage.
• I can't imagine Pale Waves making their Glasto debut on the Pyramid. They're not even playing big stages this year so they'd shite themselves. 
• Mura Masa pre-Cher is weird but I can dig it actually.
• I think some festival staples are missing like Wolf Alice, probably Courteeners... just the sort of acts that play festivals but you don't see them on the lineup.

But aye it is a good go. Lots of kweens getting their due.

[kingcrawler]

Py: The 1975, Iggy Pop, Janelle Monae, Chvrches, Glass Animals, Songhoy Blues
OS: Bjork, James Blake, J Hus, The Vaccines, Christine & the Queens, Jack Garratt
WH: Run-DMC, Four Tet, Toots & the Maytals
JP: Jungle, Brockhampton, The Horrors, Charli XCX
Pa: Caribou, Superorganism, Laura Mvula

Py: Arctic Monkeys, Smashing Pumpkins, Dua Lipa, Jorja Smith, Father John Misty, Kamasi Washington
OS: Disclosure, Hot Chip, Courteeners, Years & Years, Franz Ferdinand, Clean Bandit
WH: David Byrne, Chaka Khan, Young Fathers
JP: Ben Howard, Pale Waves, Sleaford Mods, Daughter
Pa: Courtney Barnett, John Cale, Tune-Yards

Py: Madonna, Sam Smith, Bastille, Billy Joel, St. Vincent
OS: Jamie xx, The War on Drugs, Blossoms, Sigrid, Everything Everything, Greta Van Fleet
WH: fka Twigs, Jon Hopkins, Songhoy Blues
JP: Interpol, Grimes, Grizzly Bear, Confidence Man
Pa: Lykke Li, The Internet, Rex Orange County

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

• Frank Carter and Cage the Elephant definitely overbilled but would likely play that stage.

Yeah I did have Frank Carter a slot lower but couldn't think of anyone to put above him. Since added Christine & the Queens just to fill it out, no idea if she'll be around next summer though.

Cheers for the feedback.

[Odessa]

7 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

• I don't reckon Childish Gambino would sub the Pyramid

But Janelle Monae would? Is she even as big as him? I don't really know tbh but I didn't think she was near that level.

Also please can people put Caribou up against the shit headliners. Thanks.

[dentalplan]

@kingcrawler I didn’t twig that we’d have Hot Chip back soon. Oh boy.

4 minutes ago, Odessa said:

But Janelle Monae would? Is she even as big as him? I don't really know tbh but I didn't think she was near that level.

The Electric Lady has been doing her thing for years and subbed WH on her first album. Plus I’m accounting for the major wave this album is gonna catch.

I think Awaken My Love has done a good enough job of breaking CG out of being Donald Glover’s rap name and into a proper respected artist but main stage sub would be like a Reading booking rather than Glasto. I don’t think he’d be all that well known and he isn’t even subbing Bilbao BBK is he?

[Gucci Piggy]

42 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Tbf I think 3rd down on the Pyramid Stage would clash with 4th down on any other stage most of the time and I've not done those for the smaller stages so there'd probably be something.

Aye I wasn't saying I'd want your prediction changed to give me a better alternative, meant that I'd probs change that to a '???' like I have on the Friday where I'd be looking for something on a smaller stage. I'm sure there'd be something decent on somewhere.

[kingcrawler]

3 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

@kingcrawler I didn’t twig that we’d have Hot Chip back soon. Oh boy.

I don't think it's confirmed but Alexis Taylor put a couple of videos of him and Al Doyle in a studio on Instagram back in January. 

On your Wolf Alice point, I left them out on the assumption they'll have a new album out before summer 2020, I think they could play pretty high up that year.

[Mattymooz]

I have (after stealing QOTSA & fixing my spelling):

Py: Madonna / QOTSA / Snoop Dogg / James Bay / St. Vincent / The Wombats
OS: CHVRCHES / Mura Masa / Everything Everything / Charli XCX / Carly Rae Jepsen
WH: Jon Hopkins / Friendly Fires / Tom Misch
JP: Iggy Pop / Mac Miller / Rae Morris
Pa: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard / The Internet / Jessie Ware

Py: Arctic Monkeys / Sam Smith / Childish Gambino / SZA / The Horrors / Jessie J
OS: Disclosure / Skepta / Blossoms / Years & Years / Don Broco
WH: FKA Twigs / Vince Staples / SBTRKT
JP: Shania Twain / Kate Nash / Superorganism
Pa: Peter Tong & The Heritage Orchestra / Nero / ALMA

Py: Kendrick Lamar / Paramore / Janelle Monae / Elton John / Catfish & The Bottlemen / The Neighbourhood
OS: Dua Lipa / Wolf Alice / Jungle / Craig David / Portugal. The Man
WH: Enter Shikari / Chase & Status / BROCKHAMPTON
JP: Madeon / Banks / SOPHIE
Pa: The Streets / Django Django / Blue Planet in Concert with the Halle Orchestra

[FloorFiller]

1 minute ago, Mattymooz said:

WH: Enter Shikari 

[dentalplan]

Not gonna lie Matty, that's pretty wild.

[kingcrawler]

I think QOTSA are headliners now. I had them and Iggy Pop as a top two at one point but didn't think they would repeat the Finsbury lineup so soon.

[Gucci Piggy]

56 minutes ago, Mattymooz said:

I have (after stealing QOTSA & fixing my spelling):

Py: Madonna / QOTSA / Snoop Dogg / James Bay / St. Vincent / The Wombats
OS: CHVRCHES / Mura Masa / Everything Everything / Charli XCX / Carly Rae Jepsen
WH: Jon Hopkins / Friendly Fires / Tom Misch
JP: Iggy Pop / Mac Miller / Rae Morris
Pa: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard / The Internet / Jessie Ware

Py: Arctic Monkeys / Sam Smith / Childish Gambino / SZA / The Horrors / Jessie J
OS: Disclosure / Skepta / Blossoms / Years & Years / Don Broco
WH: FKA Twigs / Vince Staples / SBTRKT
JP: Shania Twain / Kate Nash / Superorganism
Pa: Peter Tong & The Heritage Orchestra / Nero / ALMA

Py: Kendrick Lamar / Paramore / Janelle Monae / Elton John / Catfish & The Bottlemen / The Neighbourhood
OS: Dua Lipa / Wolf Alice / Jungle / Craig David / Portugal. The Man
WH: Enter Shikari / Chase & Status / BROCKHAMPTON
JP: Madeon / Banks / SOPHIE
Pa: The Streets / Django Django / Blue Planet in Concert with the Halle Orchestra

Okay this Reading and Leeds

[Mattymooz]

1 hour ago, dentalplan said:

Not gonna lie Matty, that's pretty wild.

I literally got no clue... I did warn you

Edited March 8, 2018 by Mattymooz

[Odessa]

2 hours ago, dentalplan said:

The Electric Lady has been doing her thing for years and subbed WH on her first album. Plus I’m accounting for the major wave this album is gonna catch.

Yeah who knows what this new album will do for her. And I didn't (and still don't) think Beck should have been a sub so maybe I'll be wrong about how this pans out too.

2 hours ago, dentalplan said:

I don’t think he’d be all that well known and he isn’t even subbing Bilbao BBK is he?

No he's listed 3rd at Bilbao BBK after Alt-J surprisingly. After he was announced for Lovebox I was hoping for him as the last headliner there so it caught me off guard a bit seeing him get that slot. 

 

[Mash011]

3 minutes ago, BREXITLOVER69420 said:

brockhampton

What stage mate

[the wonderwhy]

I quite like the Blue Planet shout, tho it would be an early doors Pyramid thing not 7pm on the Park 

3 hours ago, dentalplan said:

I thought there was gonna be loads seeing as we've seen a couple today. Okay here's one from ya boi.

Friday
Py: Foals, Iggy Pop, Dua Lipa, The Roots, Jorja Smith
OS: Jamie xx, Ben Howard, Courteeners, Blossoms, Everything Everything
WH:  Run-DMC, Chaka Khan, IamDDB
JP: FKA twigs, Editors, Modest Mouse
Pa: My Bloody Valentine, Django Django, Julia Holter

Saturday
Py: Kendrick Lamar, Janelle Monae, Chvrches, J Hus, Franz Ferdinand
OS: Catfish & the Bottlemen, Wolf Alice, James Bay, Years & Years, Pale Waves
WH:  David Byrne, Loyle Carner, Mount Kimbie
JP: Chase & Status, Lily Allen, Krept x Konan
Pa: Caribou, Sleater-Kinney, Yaeji

Sunday
Py: Fleetwood Mac, Bastille, Duran Duran, Cher, Kamasi Washington
OS: Bjork, The War on Drugs, Two Door Cinema Club, St, Vincent, Friendly Fires
WH:  Bonobo, Jungle, Young Fathers
JP: The Vaccines, Sigrid, The Horrors
Pa: Courtney Barnett, John Grant, Benjamin Clementine

switch MBV with Caribou and i'd take this right now 

[Gucci Piggy]

4 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

switch MBV with Caribou and i'd take this right now 

Piss off mate. 

[the wonderwhy]

1 minute ago, Gucci Piggy said:

Piss off mate. 

Kendick huhuhuhuh

[Mash011]

4 minutes ago, Gucci Piggy said:

Piss off mate. 

Mbv are well boring

[Gucci Piggy]

4 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

Kendick huhuhuhuh

Yeh assumed at first you were doing it so you could see Caribou on Friday but then remembered you're Mr Shoegaze.

2 minutes ago, Mash011 said:

Mbv are well boring

Titus Andronicus are well shit.