so, Stormzy then...?

[priest17]

Hadn't heard the Dark Fruit label before but makes complete sense straight away, genius. All cliques should be labelled by drink choice. 

Sorry, crack on with your loop of a thread (he's only got one album blah blah). 

[Laurenkfj]

26 minutes ago, priest17 said:

Hadn't heard the Dark Fruit label before but makes complete sense straight away, genius. All cliques should be labelled by drink choice. 

Sorry, crack on with your loop of a thread (he's only got one album blah blah). 

 Me neither...I love a breakfast Dark Fruit as well ☹️

Edit: I love them for breakfast at a festival, not day to day...

Edited November 16, 2018 by Laurenkfj

[priest17]

6 minutes ago, Laurenkfj said:

 Me neither...I love a breakfast Dark Fruit as well ☹️

Edit: I love them for breakfast at a festival, not day to day...

Can of green king ipa for me at brekkie.

What will the majority of the stormzy crowd be drinking? Seems like a bag of wine event to me, the bottle of wine I bought seeing Skepta at WHP went down a treat so grapes and grime has been proven to work. 

[sime]

2 hours ago, Yokel Again said:

In summary, 80% of us thinks it's a good booking but none of us will be there.

(I've made up that 80%, I'd make a good Tory minister)

Not true! I'm one of the made up 80% and I will be there!

[stuartbert two hats]

19 hours ago, Quark said:

Ok, so I know that people have different reasons for not liking Stormzy as a headliner. But all I could think was that if a Twitter thread could take human form, the Glasto one would look something like this at the moment

 

And the snider "I like diversity, but that this kind of diversity" ones look like this:

[Hugh Jass]

is it safe to rejoin this thread? Has battleborn stopped being an arse to get bites?

[Wooderson]

Few solid blokes on 'ere standing up to the absolute bellwhiff I blocked.

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, Wooderson said:

Few solid blokes on 'ere standing up to the absolute bellwhiff I blocked.

Can't believe you blocked @stuartbert two hats

[VCK]

17 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

 

And the snider "I like diversity, but that this kind of diversity" ones look like this:

One side says Grime is the new Punk Rock, the other side says Conservatism is the new Punk Rock.

[Quark]

19 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

 

And the snider "I like diversity, but that this kind of diversity" ones look like this:

Gonna show some ignorance now - who is this young ragamuffin?

[stuartbert two hats]

16 minutes ago, Quark said:

Gonna show some ignorance now - who is this young ragamuffin?

Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet): https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet?s=09

He's a slightly cleverer version of Alex Jones of infowars, where he also works. Full of corrosive antagonistic views, whilst continually denying what a knob he is. 

For example the recent doctored video of the CNN correspondent "attacking" the intern trying to steal the mic from him seemingly came from our Paul, who of course denied any fiddling.

His Twitter profile contains a quote describing him as a "free speech extremist", which means he's a prick.

[Wooderson]

30 minutes ago, Quark said:

Can't believe you blocked @stuartbert two hats

His sartorial decision making/personal branding to one side, I could never block such a thorough mensch.

[Penrhos]

At least the Stormzy banter has taken my mind off Maybot and the Brexit fiasco...

The way things are going we'll all need a serious amount of cheering up come June.

How would the lineup be if it was only UK artists???

[Crazyfool01]

23 minutes ago, Penrhos said:

At least the Stormzy banter has taken my mind off Maybot and the Brexit fiasco...

The way things are going we'll all need a serious amount of cheering up come June.

How would the lineup be if it was only UK artists???

Strong and Stable 

[Chef]

I saw Noel out in Soho last night. Shame I was far too drunk to consider asking him his thoughts. 

[Amy Lawn]

1 hour ago, Quark said:

Can't believe you blocked @stuartbert two hats

stuartberttwoMAGAhats

[Amy Lawn]

26 minutes ago, Chef said:

I saw Noel out in Soho last night. Shame I was far too drunk to consider asking him his thoughts. 

Noel from Hear'Say? Not heard off him in a while. Has he gone full Scott Walker and is making experimental black metal?

[dentalplan]

1 minute ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Noel from Hear'Say? Not heard off him in a while. Has he gone full Scott Walker and is making experimental black metal?

You could say that.

He is now a blacksmith.

[Gucci Piggy]

55 minutes ago, Penrhos said:

At least the Stormzy banter has taken my mind off Maybot and the Brexit fiasco...

The way things are going we'll all need a serious amount of cheering up come June.

How would the lineup be if it was only UK artists???

Probably Stormzy / Macca / The Cure.

[Woffy]

@stuartbert two hats FFS! 

What the fuck possessed you to post a pic of that thick basement dwelling c**t on here???

I was having my lunch. 

Delete ‘it’. 

[VCK]

 

1 hour ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet): https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet?s=09

He's a slightly cleverer version of Alex Jones of infowars, where he also works. Full of corrosive antagonistic views, whilst continually denying what a knob he is. 

For example the recent doctored video of the CNN correspondent "attacking" the intern trying to steal the mic from him seemingly came from our Paul, who of course denied any fiddling.

His Twitter profile contains a quote describing him as a "free speech extremist", which means he's a prick.

Eh, he just spouts typical centre-right viewpoints (as opposed to extreme ethnonationalist alt right type stuff) but people think he's a revolutionary thinker because he says everything with sheer conviction. A bit like Ben Shapiro.

Claims to be a "cultural libertarian" but half his videos are him moaning about open borders. Also claims that liberals get triggered by people with different opinions yet every time some celebrity makes an anti-Trump statement he makes ten minute videos ranting about them, which are mostly made up of insults rather than actual coherent arguments.

A bit of a tool but I've found there are people with way more extreme views than him.

Edited November 16, 2018 by VCK

[Hawros]

14 hours ago, dentalplan said:

Ah. I get ya.

Tbf you can still get haw-hawed out of a Glastonbury headliner thread for suggesting any of these.

I am not familiar with this term...

[Woffy]

4 minutes ago, VCK said:

 

Eh, he just spouts typical centre-right viewpoints (as opposed to extreme ethnonationalist alt right type stuff) but people think he's a revolutionary thinker because he says everything with sheer conviction. A bit like Ben Shapiro.

Claims to be a "cultural libertarian" but half his videos are him moaning about open borders. Also claims that liberals get triggered by people with different opinions yet every time some celebrity makes an anti-Trump statement he makes ten minute videos ranting about them, which are mostly made up of insults rather than actual coherent arguments.

A bit of a tool but I've found there are people with way more extreme views than him.

Consider me triggered, but I’m done with sliding scales of rightist bigots - he’s a thick nasty insidious c**t. And a sad little attention seeking twat. 

[Wooderson]

12 minutes ago, VCK said:

 

Eh, he just spouts typical centre-right viewpoints (as opposed to extreme ethnonationalist alt right type stuff) but people think he's a revolutionary thinker because he says everything with sheer conviction. A bit like Ben Shapiro.

Claims to be a "cultural libertarian" but half his videos are him moaning about open borders. Also claims that liberals get triggered by people with different opinions yet every time some celebrity makes an anti-Trump statement he makes ten minute videos ranting about them, which are mostly made up of insults rather than actual coherent arguments.

A bit of a tool but I've found there are people with way more extreme views than him.

Hes a c**t.

[VCK]

6 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Consider me triggered, but I’m done with sliding scales of rightist bigots - he’s a thick nasty insidious c**t. And a sad little attention seeking twat. 

 

1 minute ago, Wooderson said:

Hes a c**t.

But he's redpilling an entire generation by telling them that conservatism is the new counter culture!