Effects of inhaling 800 cartridges

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS.

APPARATUS -  My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter.

METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus.

RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area.

CONCLUSION - Don't do that again.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS.

APPARATUS -  My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter.

METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus.

RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area.

CONCLUSION - Don't do that again.

Nothing like the smell of burning arse hair in a morning. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 hours ago, Rufus Gwertigan said:

Nothing like the smell of burning arse hair in a morning. 

It was indeed apocalyptic. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

6 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS.

APPARATUS -  My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter.

METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus.

RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area.

CONCLUSION - Don't do that again.

Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Just now, Ayrshire Chris said:

Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. 

OK, I'll make that my PHD study. Thanks.

[Superscally]

4 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. 

For full filling effect, drill a hole in the bottom and insert the neck of the bottle into ze anoos. I imagine. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

2 hours ago, Superscally said:

For full filling effect, drill a hole in the bottom and insert the neck of the bottle into ze anoos. I imagine. 

There’s a fine line between experimentation and kinkiness. Too specialist for me, I’m out! 

[mashedonmud]

7 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Safer method is to emit the gas into a milk bottle and then light it. 

Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment??

And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ?

Instantly??

One day??

One week??

Or never??

Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.?

[Quark]

44 minutes ago, mashedonmud said:

Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment??

And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ?

Instantly??

One day??

One week??

Or never??

Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.?

When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there.

About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge.

I don't believe any of us fancied it after that.

[Superscally]

40 minutes ago, Quark said:

When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there.

About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge.

I don't believe any of us fancied it after that.

You've still got it you perv. It's next to your keyboard. ?

[Quark]

38 minutes ago, Superscally said:

You've still got it you perv. It's next to your keyboard. ?

It's with my can of Lynx

[Superscally]

6 minutes ago, Quark said:

It's with my can of Lynx

You've got more options than the England selectors.

[Ayrshire Chris]

2 hours ago, mashedonmud said:

Is it okay to return milk bottle to fridge after experiment??

And if so how long till you notify others in the household? ?

Instantly??

One day??

One week??

Or never??

Not bothered myself as I like my coffee black.?

Obviously the milk bottle is dry and empty for optimum results. Would recommend single use in case of any unexpected follow throughs 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 hours ago, Quark said:

When I was a student in a house share we had a can of squirty cream in the fridge for dessert-based purposes. One day it was no longer there.

About a week later, my housemate's girlfriend came down from his room and put it back in the fridge.

I don't believe any of us fancied it after that.

I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that.

[Ayrshire Chris]

28 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that.

Did he think he refilled it like an old fashioned fountain pen?

[Crazyfool01]

31 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that.

im disgusted .... plain yoghurt is horrible 

[Superscally]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

im disgusted .... plain yoghurt is horrible 

Better than getting a strawberry seed lodged somewhere! 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

49 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Did he think he refilled it like an old fashioned fountain pen?

I have no idea, because I never asked him that question. However, as soon as I manage to get a hold of a gangle pin for the time machine I'm constructing, I promise that I will go back in time, and ask him him. I guess that I could find his current whereabouts and do the same thing, but am quite content with the current status of our relationship - which is non existent. 

[Superscally]

8 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I have no idea, because I never asked him that question. However, as soon as I manage to get a hold of a gangle pin for the time machine I'm constructing, I promise that I will go back in time, and ask him him. I guess that I could find his current whereabouts and do the same thing, but am quite content with the current status of our relationship - which is non existent. 

Where we're going we don't need NOS canisters

[Superscally]

I've always wondered if Neil checks every thread... 

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, Superscally said:

I've always wondered if Neil checks every thread... 

he seems to check any I start  

[mashedonmud]

4 minutes ago, Superscally said:

I've always wondered if Neil checks every thread... 

Just gotta keep going till he's stopped shaking his head in despair. ?

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, mashedonmud said:

Just gotta keep going till he's stopped shaking his head in despair. ?

im up to 403 canisters  

[mashedonmud]

I don't know where I'm at but just witnessed Morris dancing to black Sabbath. Fucking wow. Life just keeps giving.?

[BlueDaze]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I shared a house once with one of my brothers, and a lad I then knew. When the lad arrived to stay at the house he said straight away that we were never to eat the plain yoghurt that he would put in the fridge. When asked why, he informed us that his ex wife had given him thrush, and that one of the remedies involved him putting his bell end in to a tub of yoghurt every now and again. I never felt comfortable putting anything in the fridge after that.

"A lad i knew"....!!??

and your handle when said quickly is Yoghurt on his Dick....

Yeah Right.!? Sounds like there was one thing you put in the fridge a little too often ?