Effects of inhaling 800 cartridges

[Superscally]

12 minutes ago, BlueDaze said:

"A lad i knew"....!!??

and your handle when said quickly is Yoghurt on his Dick....

Yeah Right.!? Sounds like there was one thing you put in the fridge a little too often ?

Buussssssstedddddd!!!!!!!

[mashedonmud]

I know it's random but my life has moved on. No longer am I watching Morris dancing to black Sabbath.  It's now Elvis doing Tina Turner. Shit this is really happening. 

Edited August 23, 2019 by mashedonmud
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[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 hours ago, BlueDaze said:

"A lad i knew"....!!??

and your handle when said quickly is Yoghurt on his Dick....

Yeah Right.!? Sounds like there was one thing you put in the fridge a little too often ?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4a01ce3a-4c29-4a63-acc4-aca0a9057020

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 hours ago, Superscally said:

Buussssssstedddddd!!!!!!!

Burstdeeeeeeed!!!!!!

[bamber]

I'm sorry, I can't be bothered to read through this. You inhaled 800 cartridges of what exactly?

[bamber]

My friend Jim Fish used to inhale a hit of Amyl, then a Bong, then another hit of Amyl all in one breath. I never worked out how he managed to do that. It was acceptable in the 80s. He was convulsing after the show, never had any desire to copy him.

Edited August 24, 2019 by bamber

[Superscally]

5 hours ago, bamber said:

My friend Jim Fish used to inhale a hit of Amyl, then a Bong, then another hit of Amyl all in one breath. I never worked out how he managed to do that. It was acceptable in the 80s. He was convulsing after the show, never had any desire to copy him.

Sounds ace!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

8 hours ago, bamber said:

My friend Jim Fish used to inhale a hit of Amyl, then a Bong, then another hit of Amyl all in one breath. I never worked out how he managed to do that. It was acceptable in the 80s. He was convulsing after the show, never had any desire to copy him.

RIP Hunter S Thompson.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

On 8/23/2019 at 1:57 AM, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

MY STUDY OF WHETHER YOU CAN LIGHT ONE OF YOUR OWN FARTS.

APPARATUS -  My anus, some gas trapped within it, and a plastic BIC lighter.

METHOD - Flick the lighter, just as you release gas from your own anus.

RESULT - A big blue flame, and a burning of all hair in that area.

CONCLUSION - Don't do that again.

On exercise once and it was blowing a gale. For the fun of it we all took turns to squat and fart on the hexamine block cooker that kept on blowing out. It was a laugh until someone, not me, squatted over the stove and deposited the biggest Mr Whippy I have ever seen. While hysterically funny it did affect our appetite and a batch of compo sausages suddenly did not seem appealing. 

[guypjfreak]

On 8/24/2019 at 2:55 AM, bamber said:

I'm sorry, I can't be bothered to read through this. You inhaled 800 cartridges of what exactly?

Don't worry Bam it's all just a of bollox old son 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Rufus Gwertigan said:

On exercise once and it was blowing a gale. For the fun of it we all took turns to squat and fart on the hexamine block cooker that kept on blowing out. It was a laugh until someone, not me, squatted over the stove and deposited the biggest Mr Whippy I have ever seen. While hysterically funny it did affect our appetite and a batch of compo sausages suddenly did not seem appealing. 

That's fairly gross, alright. A better appetiser suppressant than many a class A, I suspect. 

[BlueDaze]

13 hours ago, guypjfreak said:

Don't worry Bam it's all just a of bollox old son 

i think you may have just shot your load

[clarkete]

On 8/22/2019 at 12:55 PM, gherkin8r said:

A friend of mine once told me a story about a guy who lived with him in University halls in the late 90s. He was a little weird and would regularly disappear off to his room, turn the music up loud for a short time before re emerging from the room and sitting in the kitchen, quietly watching countdown or Jeremy Kyle or whatever. They had also noticed that he always had a particularly strong whiff of deodorant off him.

 

Anyway, this guy and his odd behaviour was a hot topic amongst his flat mates and one night when they had endukged in a few beverages and he ventured off to his room and the music came on they decided to investigate and one of them agreed that they would burst into his room. Upon doing so he revealed the horror of the afore mentioned weirdo naked and on all 4s on the bed, masturbating and simultaneously spraying a tin of lynx apollo up his arse. 

Don't knock it til you've tried it. I was more of a java man myself. 

I want to know what relations were like between the flat mates the next day.  Perhaps a little more looking at the floor whilst waiting to use the kitchen I suspect?

[Losing my hair]

You go away for a bit and then find that this thread has appeared in your absence, at which point you wonder if you're actually asleep and experiencing some sort of bizarre, surreal dream.

[guypjfreak]

No just nutters talking crap.. Me included I suppose lol 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, guypjfreak said:

No just nutters talking crap.. Me included I suppose lol 

I think you've hit the nail on the head there guy. And in the appropriate place too.

[guypjfreak]

This is actually a pic of me in the t shirt....... 

 

 

 

Then I woke up lolol 

Edited August 27, 2019 by guypjfreak