Good news thread..

[Wellyboot]

Just now, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I thought mice squeaked rather than clicked!

😂😂 maybe mine's broken...

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Please forgive me, but it's just too funny;

[Crazyfool01]

25 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

my good news for the day.. my new mouse arrived at the weekend, the one they originally gave me to work from home was too clicky - very annoying. Now I've got a lovely quiet one 🙂 

Don’t let Dennis near it 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

😂😂 maybe mine's broken...

When mice start to break down you know the pressure's on. They are very resilient normally, what with their packed with info little heads and all. Apparently they are taught by older mice at an early age how to twitch their noses at high velocity when looked at by a human. That's just gotta take up a shed load (is that pigeon still in there?) of brain capacity. I know it must because I'm constantly twitching my nose like a mouse in a mimicking kind of way. When I say mimicking, it's in a deferential way. Man, can those little rodents shake their noses better than me. Bastards!

[Wellyboot]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

When mice start to break down you know the pressure's on. They are very resilient normally, what with their packed with info little heads and all. Apparently they are taught by older mice at an early age how to twitch their noses at high velocity when looked at by a human. That's just gotta take up a shed load (is that pigeon still in there?) of brain capacity. I know it must because I'm constantly twitching my nose like a mouse in a mimicking kind of way. When I say mimicking, it's in a deferential way. Man, can those little rodents shake their noses better than me. Bastards!

They are so cute when they do it too!! That little nose twitch is just adorable! Its really impressive if you can do it too, i've just tried and its not so much my nose that twitches but my top lip and forehead i cant seem to make JUST the nose twitch. I think this is a sign that i'd be a terrible mouse, which is a shame.

(the pigeon has left the shed, he's fine and free and could fly! yay!!)

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

4 hours ago, Wellyboot said:

 i've just tried and its not so much my nose that twitches but my top lip and forehead i cant seem to make JUST the nose twitch. 

 

Well, I do believe that you actually did try to twitch your nose like a mouse. Looney! 🙂

 

4 hours ago, Wellyboot said:

I think this is a sign that i'd be a terrible mouse, which is a shame.

Maybe you are more suited towards being a meerkat?

 

4 hours ago, Wellyboot said:

 

(the pigeon has left the shed, he's fine and free and could fly! yay!!)

Great news. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

This has probably been around for donkeys years, but I've only just seen it, so thought I'd share in case you hadn't seen it before either;

[Losing my hair]

You have to feel sorry for this guy, but this is just the silliest story in ages.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55981602

[Wellyboot]

15 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Well, I do believe that you actually did try to twitch your nose like a mouse. Looney! 🙂

 

Maybe you are more suited towards being a meerkat?

 

Great news. 

Hahaha I really did, maybe my future career as a mouse is a non starter. Meerkatting tho, I think i'd be good at that! They are always popping up noseying at everything, that sounds like me 😄 

[Homer]

[Quark]

Mum getting her jab today. That's both mine and Mrs Q's parents with their first rounds done. Checkpoint one reached 🙂

[Wellyboot]

11 minutes ago, Homer said:

😆😂 haha never really thought of it like that but now its all I'll see!

10 minutes ago, Quark said:

Mum getting her jab today. That's both mine and Mrs Q's parents with their first rounds done. Checkpoint one reached 🙂

Fantastic news!!!! 😄 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

5 hours ago, Wellyboot said:

Hahaha I really did, maybe my future career as a mouse is a non starter. Meerkatting tho, I think i'd be good at that! They are always popping up noseying at everything, that sounds like me 😄 

[Wellyboot]

40 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

It took me a second glance to realise what it actually was 😂

29 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

😄

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

45 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

It took me a second glance to realise what it actually was 😂

😄

Well, it's an aliens head, of course!  🙂

[Wellyboot]

9 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Well, it's an aliens head, of course!  🙂

😂 of course! What else could it possibly be?!

[Simsy]

My mum and my sister are booked in for their jabs 🙂

[deebeedoobee]

2 minutes ago, Big durbs said:

This made me giggle.  Upvote definitely deserved there sir.

[deebeedoobee]

Just now, Big durbs said:

I don’t think there are upvotes anymore, not sure what happened to them ?

They are in lockdown. Once the levels of stupidity have reduced they will be unleased again.

[deebeedoobee]

4 minutes ago, Big durbs said:

Lmfao , do we get them back when a majority have been jabbed or heard immunity or both ? 

Depends on if we get any mutations 

[Quark]

There is a wee bit of irony in the fact that due to the lack of upvote functionality there has been an audit in the use of Simpsons gifs, which is something that has previously also been noted as an irritation 😄

[blutarsky]

8 hours ago, Quark said:

There is a wee bit of irony in the fact that due to the lack of upvote functionality there has been an audit in the use of Simpsons gifs, which is something that has previously also been noted as an irritation 😄

[yehbutnobut]

 

If this doesn’t make you chuckle there’s something wrong with you.

BBC News - Lawyer gets stuck with cat filter during virtual court case
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56005428

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

10 hours ago, Quark said:

There is a wee bit of irony in the fact that due to the lack of upvote functionality there has been an audit in the use of Simpsons gifs, which is something that has previously also been noted as an irritation 😄

No Simpsons GIFs, no GOLD membership