Good news thread..

[Wellyboot]

5 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

met this handsome big fella when out walking today! Duran Duran hairstyle 

He is absolutely gorgeous 😍 his little fringe!!!! 

4 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Ask and ye shall receive! See above horsey post

Thank you 😊 this thread never fails to make me smile! 

[Quark]

Strong Phil Oakey vibes on that fella!

 

[Ayrshire Chris]

19 minutes ago, Quark said:

Strong Phil Oakey vibes on that fella!

 

The old horse going into a bar joke,   Why the long face?

[philipsteak]

2 hours ago, Quark said:

Somehow we ended up with all 4 of the area's decent weather days in one hit! 

We had some amazing weather up here during early lock down. Just no one here to see it. Actually, spring and early summer is usually the nicest time of year. Usually starts raining on the first day of the school summer holidays 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 hours ago, Quark said:

Strong Phil Oakey vibes on that fella!

 

Oh Lordy. I'm afraid I've got a Phil Oakey connected story to tell. The thing is, one of my primary and second school friends was having a party at his mom and dad's to celebrate his 18th birthday. His mom and dad didn't drink, but got a tray of 24 cans of lager for when him and his mates (which included me) came home from the pub. 

Well, to cut a long story short, at about 2am one of my mates (who had dead long hair) was found lying in the front garden of the house. It was decided (by those around me) that he should be given a 'Phil Pakey', and a pair of scissors was found, and he was duly given 'that' style of haircut.

I would like to add, right now, that I was vocally against this 'thing' from occurring - but to no avail.

Later that night my newly 18 year old friend declared that he was going upstairs to shag his mom.

About a miniute later, we all heard his dad say 'That's enough now'. The result of this was that 'us' all the guests, legged it. 

Now, I'm running up the road  with one of my mates. As we go up the road (a part of the very long A45), me and my mate decided that there was a bloke following us on a bicycle. No matter how much me and my mate stopped and looked back, this bloke in the distance was trying to catch up with us. The lad I was with suddenly declared that he'd had enough of this bloke continuing to follow us on his bicycle. So, as it was about 6am, he walked up to the front of a house, picked up two glass bottles of milk, handed me one and said ' stay still until the bloke on the bike gets up to us and then both of us just twat him over the head with our milk bottles'. Needless to say I didn't take this 'mad man' up on his offer.

It turns out that the bloke on the bike was one of our mates that was also legging it from the house where the 'party' had been. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

6 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Oh Lordy. I'm afraid I've got a Phil Oakey connected story to tell.

You have just got to love this forum. Post an innocent picture of a lovely horse in a field in Ayrshire and two steps later you get a post detailing a drunken teenage party with a youth lusting over his pals mum, others with the intention of attacking a cyclist with bottles and an al fresco haircut given to an unconscious reveller.  😁👍

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

You have just got to love this forum. Post an innocent picture of a lovely horse in a field in Ayrshire and two steps later you get a post detailing a drunken teenage party with a youth lusting over his pals mum, others with the intention of attacking a cyclist with bottles and an al fresco haircut given to an unconscious reveller.  😁👍

Hello Ayrshire,

This forum can indeed be bizarre, at times. Whilst on the subject of bizarre, and in my desire to be 100% accurate at all times, I need to inform you of something. Now I know full well that it's early on a Monday morning, and also that you and any other readers might not actually want to know the truth, but 'the truth must out'. 

So, what am I talking about? It wasn't a youth lusting after his pals mom - it was her own son that had declared that he was off to bed to shag his mom. Hence the very well restrained response from his dad from the landing saying that 'That's enough'. 

The stories that I could tell you about that, now man, would indeed continue to shock you. You would never believe that he was professionally 'head hunted' in his 20's, and several times thereafter. The first time that this happened the company who wanted him so badly even bought his flat off him immediately after the interview so that he didn't have the stress of it's sale, and so that he could also move to their head office in another part of the country. So, you see, he can be very sensible etc. However, if he's off on one on the drink, then he turns into the biggest fucking lunatic / liability that I have witnessed in my life. 

[Ayrshire Chris]

7 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

So, what am I talking about? It wasn't a youth lusting after his pals mom - it was her own son that had declared that he was off to bed to shag his mom. Hence the very well restrained response from his dad from the landing saying that 'That's enough'. 

The stories that I could tell you about that, now man, would indeed continue to shock you. You would never believe that he was professionally 'head hunted' in his 20's, and several times thereafter. The first time that this happened the company who wanted him so badly even bought his flat off him immediately after the interview so that he didn't have the stress of it's sale, and so that he could also move to their head office in another part of the country. So, you see, he can be very sensible etc. However, if he's off on one on the drink, then he turns into the biggest fucking lunatic / liability that I have witnessed in my life. 

That’s good. A bit in incest just to add even more debauchery to the story 😁

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

31 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

That’s good. A bit in incest just to add even more debauchery to the story 😁

I've just remembered one very important fact that really ought to be taken into account. When I said that his mom and dad had bought 24 cans of beer, I should have mentioned that it was 24 cans of Tenant's Super. If you don't know about this particular drink then I would advise you to keep it that way.

[Ayrshire Chris]

6 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I've just remembered one very important fact that really ought to be taken into account. When I said that his mom and dad had bought 24 cans of beer, I should have mentioned that it was 24 cans of Tenant's Super. If you don't know about this particular drink then I would advise you to keep it that way.

As a Scot I am well acquainted with Tennants Super, produced in the wellpark brewery in Glasgow. Created to compete with Calsberg special brew which incidentally was first produced in 1950 in honour of Sir Winston Churchill and his visit to Copenhagen. Both these lagers are the work of the devil. 

[John the Moth]

19 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I've just remembered one very important fact that really ought to be taken into account. When I said that his mom and dad had bought 24 cans of beer, I should have mentioned that it was 24 cans of Tenant's Super. If you don't know about this particular drink then I would advise you to keep it that way.

Tennant’s Super and Diamond White for the ultimate snakebite!

[Ayrshire Chris]

17 minutes ago, John the Moth said:

Tennant’s Super and Diamond White for the ultimate snakebite!

I dread to think what carnage that would cause 

[Quark]

50 minutes ago, John the Moth said:

Tennant’s Super and Diamond White for the ultimate snakebite!

As a student we used to use Hoegarden and Smirnoff Ice to make a Turboshandy

Edited August 17, 2020 by Quark

[philipsteak]

6 minutes ago, Quark said:

As a student we used to use Hoegarden and Smirnoff Ice to make a Turboshandy

Special Brew and Two Dogs for us, Big Lads Shandy

[squirrelarmy]

3 minutes ago, philipsteak said:

Special Brew and Two Dogs for us, Big Lads Shandy

A mate of mine used to drink Special brew and White lightning. We called it Tramps Treacle

[philipsteak]

I stopped drinking about 13 years ago but I feel like I'm getting a hangover just reading these

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

2 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

 Both these lagers are the work of the devil. 

I simply couldn't agree with you more.

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, philipsteak said:

I stopped drinking about 13 years ago but I feel like I'm getting a hangover just reading these

I started all this by posting a picture of a lovely horse for @Wellyboot.  So we’ve managed to get from that to incest,  alcohol excess, violence and Sir Winston Churchill.

edit. (And the lead singer of Human League)

Edited August 17, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris

[Wellyboot]

1 minute ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

I started all this by posting a picture of a lovely horse for @Wellyboot.  So we’ve managed to get from that to incest,  alcohol excess, violence and Sir Winston Churchill. 

😂😂😂 I love it here!! 

It's the perfect balance of cute photos and crazy stories! You lot never fail to make me smile!! 

[Crazyfool01]

You lot are bonkers  

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

9 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

I started all this by posting a picture of a lovely horse for @Wellyboot.  So we’ve managed to get from that to incest,  alcohol excess, violence and Sir Winston Churchill. 

I believe that a certain Phil Oakey would be most upset at your summary. Hard times.

[Ayrshire Chris]

7 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I believe that a certain Phil Oakey would be most upset at your summary. Hard times.

Sorry, didn’t include Phil as he and the horse are almost identical. Post edited 

Edited August 17, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris

[Wellyboot]

14 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

You lot are bonkers  

sez you! 😝

(luv u really!)

[parsonjack]

11 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I believe that a certain Phil Oakey would be most upset at your summary. Hard times.

I've seen what you did there even if no-one else did 😉

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

16 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

I've seen what you did there even if no-one else did 😉

That's good news parsonjack. It would be worrying if I had, in essence, started talking to myself again.