Good news thread..

[fred quimby]

18 hours ago, Wellyboot said:

 if he doesn't leave on his own I'll have to phone someone to see what i can do/where I can take him. 

 

Keep putting up the rent and tell it to do more cleaning, they soon get the message

[Wellyboot]

52 minutes ago, fred quimby said:

Keep putting up the rent and tell it to do more cleaning, they soon get the message

😂😂 I'll give it go!!

[Ayrshire Chris]

14 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

😂😂 I'll give it go!!

Don’t!  You are too nice to act like one of those evil slum landlords who would take advantage of a poor disabled pigeon! 

[Wellyboot]

20 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Don’t!  You are too nice to act like one of those evil slum landlords who would take advantage of a poor disabled pigeon! 

You're right, I might just let him stay tbh if that's what he wants. We're supposed to get a storm tonight so he's stopping at least one more

😂 gunna end up with a bloody pet pigeon aren't I 🙃

[Ayrshire Chris]

8 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

You're right, I might just let him stay tbh if that's what he wants. We're supposed to get a storm tonight so he's stopping at least one more

😂 gunna end up with a bloody pet pigeon aren't I 🙃

Correct, a pigeon is for life, not just for Christmas (dinner)😉

[Wellyboot]

4 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Correct, a pigeon is for life, not just for Christmas (dinner)😉

Do they do car stickers too? Without the dinner bit 😭 I know you don't mean it but i think Dennis would

[squirrelarmy]

@Wellyboot I was going to take the piss a little and post an image of a pigeon recipe book, however my google search brought up something quite unexpected. Is there something about pigeons you’re not telling us? 
 

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 minute ago, squirrelarmy said:

@Wellyboot I was going to take the piss a little and post an image of a pigeon recipe book, however my google search brought up something quite unexpected. Is there something about pigeons you’re not telling us? 
 

This is going to take this thread in a completely different direction😁

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

57 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

😂😂 I'll give it go!!

I agree with Ayrshire Chris on this - but only up to a point. I firmly believe that it should earn its own keep. Far be it for me to advocate treason, but I think the best way to achieve this is to train it into becoming a carrier pigeon. Then you could attach little secret messages to one of it's legs and open the shed door so that it may fly off in the direction of an awaiting Russian spy. The spy would then attach a further message to its leg which you would read on its return. This message would inform you of the position of a money dead letter drop. You would then fetch the money and the pigeon would probably coo with satisfaction of a job well done. 

Obviously if treason wasn't for you, then you could approach the British intelligence services and offer them a proposal that you be their double agent. This would obviously raise the query as to whether you should inform the pigeon of exactly whose side you are on. Tricky one this, because it may then get the pigeon thinking about all its potential possibilities, which could include double crossing you. 

Nobody said it was going to be easy.

[Wellyboot]

4 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

@Wellyboot I was going to take the piss a little and post an image of a pigeon recipe book, however my google search brought up something quite unexpected. Is there something about pigeons you’re not telling us? 
 

Well for one. You ALWAYS take the piss and its a lot not a little. 

But what the hell kinda recipes are in that book 😂😂😂 please get it i wanna know 

[squirrelarmy]

4 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

This is going to take this thread in a completely different direction😁

Am I being completely naive here, I honestly don’t understand what cooking pigeons has to do with that other subject. 
 

@Wellyboot if you want that book you can buy it yourself. 

[Wellyboot]

3 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I agree with Ayrshire Chris on this - but only up to a point. I firmly believe that it should earn its own keep. Far be it for me to advocate treason, but I think the best way to achieve this is to train it into becoming a carrier pigeon. Then you could attach little secret messages to one of it's legs and open the shed door so that it may fly off in the direction of an awaiting Russian spy. The spy would then attach a further message to its leg which you would read on its return. This message would inform you of the position of a money dead letter drop. You would then fetch the money and the pigeon would probably coo with satisfaction of a job well done. 

Obviously if treason wasn't for you, then you could approach the British intelligence services and offer them a proposal that you be their double agent. This would obviously raise the query as to whether you should inform the pigeon of exactly whose side you are on. Tricky one this, because it may then get the pigeon thinking about all its potential possibilities, which could include double crossing you. 

Nobody said it was going to be easy.

tbf I'd be up for either, I think Lucky would too! I have every faith he wouldn't double cross me... i saved him. Tho it was my boy that attacked him..

He might be in that shed plotting his revenge. Gonna go check!!! 😁

[Wellyboot]

1 minute ago, squirrelarmy said:

Am I being completely naive here, I honestly don’t understand what cooking pigeons has to do with that other subject. 
 

@Wellyboot if you want that book you can buy it yourself. 

I don't wanna its funnier if you have it.

I have no idea why the two are linked 😂😂 unless its to do with ur search history rather than the pigeon thing..............

[Crazyfool01]

It’s the search history for sure here is what appears for me ( worded carefully ) 

[squirrelarmy]

5 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

It’s the search history for sure here is what appears for me ( worded carefully ) 

 

I have no idea what was going on with mine. I have the same search coming up now. 

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, squirrelarmy said:

I have no idea what was going on with mine. I have the same search coming up now. 

Cookies 🍪 cleared ?  

[Wellyboot]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 busted little squirrel 

[Wellyboot]

this couldn't have turned out better 😁

[Wellyboot]

KARMA 

[Crazyfool01]

The question is now which thread will become the longest ... pigeon saga or when will this shit end ? perhaps they should be combined looking at the sate of @Wellyboot shed after a day of having the bird in there  

[Wellyboot]

8 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

The question is now which thread will become the longest ... pigeon saga or when will this shit end ? perhaps they should be combined looking at the sate of @Wellyboot shed after a day of having the bird in there  

Ah there's load more now. He's shit all over 😂😂 i wanna clean it so it's nicer for him but when i go in he starts stomping about like 'its my shed now get out' Got a very big attitude for a little pigeon!!

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Wellyboot said:

Ah there's load more now. He's shit all over 😂😂 i wanna clean it so it's nicer for him but when i go in he starts stomping about like 'its my shed now get out' Got a very big attitude for a little pigeon!!

u tried giving him red bull yet ? 

[Wellyboot]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

u tried giving him red bull yet ? 

I'm not encouraging him to leave today, we're supposed to have a storm tonight! He can stop in there safe, dry and warm x

Edited August 21, 2020 by Wellyboot

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Wellyboot said:

I'm not encouraging him to leave today, we're supposed to have a storm tonight! He can stop in there safe, dry and warm x

we aren't that desperate for numbers at the online meet  

[squirrelarmy]

30 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂 busted little squirrel 

Everyone needs to search for pigeon recipe books to see if it’s just me that’s got the dodgy search engine.