If you could pick just one Glasto headliner..

[Kalopsia]

Slipknot.

[Chubby Dude in a Tiny Car]

Springsteen.

although i have been informed that in 2009 i had the "greatest night of my life" - the reality is that i was so wasted i do not remember one single second of Bruce's show.

years later and i still can't bring myself to watch any of it as i'm (still!) so angry at myself.

[OnlyRevolutions]

Kanye West on his A game

[TheGChild]

Something along the lines of Up in Smoke tour with Dre, Snoop, Cube, Eminem, etc

[BluePaul]

Probably Led Zeppelin.  Or ABBA.

[Madyaker]

Led Zeppelin with Bonzo's son.

[Matt42]

Zeppelin 100%.

Reformed Pink Floyd

Reformed R.E.M

[kingbadger]

ABBA or Daft Punk. 

[dentalplan]

Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band

[Guest]

The Killers, I love them so much and 2019 was incredible.

[sime]

Depeche Mode (I saw Dave Gahan play the Other Stage in 2003 and thought he was great). DM are definitely a dream headliner for me. I would like to think they are big enough to headline the Pyramid but that might be my heart overuling my head. Maybe they would suit the Other Stage more. But wherever, I just really want them to play.

[Boomtowner]

18 hours ago, Cherry Tree said:

The Jam

+1, although a Weller set of Jam, Style Council and Solo classics would suffice

[Smeble]

80s era Dire Straits headliner

Slade( with Noddy)legend slot

yep I am an old man.

to be honest I’d settle for Mark Knopfler in the acoustic tent.

 

Edited April 3, 2022 by Smeble

[MEGABOWL]

Can’t pick one but a trio of Fleetwood Mac, Taylor Swift, Elton John would be perfect for me, all being top of the ‘wouldn’t go and see at their own gig by reckon they’d be awesome at Glastonbury’ list. Duran Duran in the Legends slot please.

[dondo]

19 hours ago, Beaver89 said:

Daft Punk... no, Pink Floyd.... no, Daft Punk.... no Pink Floyd... Daft Floyd, Pink Punk DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!

Rules are made for breaking - these two are the dreams. If absolutely forced, Daft Punk I guess. (but also Pink Floyd)

(interesting no one has suggested Led Zeppelin...)

How about Daft Pink a Daft Punk / Pink Floyd supergroup

[dondo]

2 hours ago, sime said:

Depeche Mode (I saw Dave Gahan play the Other Stage in 2003 and thought he was great). DM are definitely a dream headliner for me. I would like to think they are big enough to headline the Pyramid but that might be my heart overuling my head. Maybe they would suit the Other Stage more. But wherever, I just really want them to play.

Much as I love DM and have seen them loads primarily as they're my wife's favourite band but I like them too.  I like you would love to see them headline Pyramid I agree probably more suited as Other Stage headliners.

[squirrelarmy]

7 minutes ago, dondo said:

How about Daft Pink a Daft Punk / Pink Floyd supergroup

Maybe Daft Punk are what’s left of Pink Floyd. Does anyone know what they look like under those helmets 🤔

[Lithoniel]

Easily Daft Punk, no other electronic artist/group comes close to topping the bill any time soon.

[Matt42]

Actually yeah Daft Punk would be top tier

[Stokesy10]

Green Day. They'd absolutely take the piss and it would be iconic.

[hodgey123]

Drake or Oasis

[Wanderlei]

The Smiths. Can't be anyone else.

[Green Croc]

Elton, Bruce or Stone Roses for nostalgia.

Someone a bit more current I'd love to see Tame Impala headline

[kalifire]

Relton for me. As hopeful as I am, the signs aren’t great he’ll ever appear, which is a minor tragedy. 

I’d also say Taylor Swift. 

[rubick]

x2 on Genesis (Banks, Collins, Gabriel, Rutherford, Hackett) - never going to happen anywhere now, let alone Glastonbury.