How is the ground on site ? ;-)

[gigpusher]

On 6/9/2022 at 12:04 PM, Quark said:

On a similar note, saw this courtesy of @Gnomicide. It's an oldie but I'd not seen it before, absolute gold.

 

That is class. 

[deebeedoobee]

 

•       11th June
   

T-11

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 17.4 degrees at 0838 with humidity at 92%. Consequent tent conditions - maggot zipped up and listening to the gentle sound of farts and snoring from your surrounding tents.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 48 hours. Duck considering retraining as a pigeon.

* Diver is now working as security and checking wristbands in the queue. Scat cat overwatch.

* Current wind condition - gentle breeze.  Miss Pat is ruminating, reading Pilton Co-op. St Cu, 7 okta. 

*  sticky stick redundant. The Well is becoming a fern and weed sanctuary.  Ground condition is  Bruce Lee.

* Today’s weather picture is through the medium of mime.

 

Edited June 11, 2022 by deebeedoobee
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[gigpusher]

10 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

•       11th June
   

T-11

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 17.4 degrees at 0838 with humidity at 92%. Consequent tent conditions - maggot zipped up and listening to the gentle sound of farts and snoring from your surrounding tents.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 48 hours. Duck considering retraining as a pigeon.

* Diver is now working as security and checking wristbands in the queue. Scat cat overwatch.

* Current wind condition - gentle breeze.  Miss Pat is ruminating, reading Pilton Co-op. St Cu, 7 okta. 

*  sticky stick redundant. The Well is becoming a fern and weed sanctuary.  Ground condition is  Bruce Lee.

* Today’s weather picture is through the medium of mime.

 

Looking at the forecast for next week whatever happens the week of the festival looks like conditions going into it couldn’t be any better. 
 

I’m 💯 into mime artists vibe! 

[bucko]

8 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

•       11th June
   

T-11

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 17.4 degrees at 0838 with humidity at 92%. Consequent tent conditions - maggot zipped up and listening to the gentle sound of farts and snoring from your surrounding tents.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 48 hours. Duck considering retraining as a pigeon.

* Diver is now working as security and checking wristbands in the queue. Scat cat overwatch.

* Current wind condition - gentle breeze.  Miss Pat is ruminating, reading Pilton Co-op. St Cu, 7 okta. 

*  sticky stick redundant. The Well is becoming a fern and weed sanctuary.  Ground condition is  Bruce Lee.

* Today’s weather picture is through the medium of mime.

 

the dolls look so full of themselves.

[Ayrshire Chris]

8 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

•       11th June
   

T-11

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 17.4 degrees at 0838 with humidity at 92%. Consequent tent conditions - maggot zipped up and listening to the gentle sound of farts and snoring from your surrounding tents.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 48 hours. Duck considering retraining as a pigeon.

* Diver is now working as security and checking wristbands in the queue. Scat cat overwatch.

* Current wind condition - gentle breeze.  Miss Pat is ruminating, reading Pilton Co-op. St Cu, 7 okta. 

*  sticky stick redundant. The Well is becoming a fern and weed sanctuary.  Ground condition is  Bruce Lee.

* Today’s weather picture is through the medium of mime.

 

[deebeedoobee]

25 minutes ago, bucko said:

the dolls look so full of themselves.

But which one is trying to get in on a fake ticket?

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, deebeedoobee said:

But which one is trying to get in on a fake ticket?

Must be the insideher 

[Tranquility of Solitude]

If I remember, I’ll wear my state of the ground tee shirt, now the @deebeedoobee avatar......

 

[Tranquility of Solitude]

Sorry.... wrong thread!

[deebeedoobee]

12th June

T-10

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 16.4 degrees at 0820 with humidity above 95%. Consequent tent conditions - Chelsea Flower Show.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 72 hours. Duck has completed his pigeon training and has just shat on the washing line.

* Diver is getting so excited that a little wee came out.

* Current wind condition - still.  Miss Pat is making yoghurt, reading the naughty corner. St Cu, 7 okta/ Cu 2 okta / Cu 4 okta. Take your pick, it’s changing by the minute.

*  sticky stick ……who?. The Well is laughing in the face of the coming inferno. Ground condition is toast.

* Today’s weather picture is atypical of the lack of effort put in.

[JoeyT]

3 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

12th June

T-10

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 16.4 degrees at 0820 with humidity above 95%. Consequent tent conditions - Chelsea Flower Show.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 72 hours. Duck has completed his pigeon training and has just shat on the washing line.

* Diver is getting so excited that a little wee came out.

* Current wind condition - still.  Miss Pat is making yoghurt, reading the naughty corner. St Cu, 7 okta/ Cu 2 okta / Cu 4 okta. Take your pick, it’s changing by the minute.

*  sticky stick ……who?. The Well is laughing in the face of the coming inferno. Ground condition is toast.

* Today’s weather picture is atypical of the lack of effort put in.

That monkey looks like he’s staggering home from a night out with the sober acting bird the only thing keeping him upright 😂

[gigpusher]

52 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

12th June

T-10

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 16.4 degrees at 0820 with humidity above 95%. Consequent tent conditions - Chelsea Flower Show.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 72 hours. Duck has completed his pigeon training and has just shat on the washing line.

* Diver is getting so excited that a little wee came out.

* Current wind condition - still.  Miss Pat is making yoghurt, reading the naughty corner. St Cu, 7 okta/ Cu 2 okta / Cu 4 okta. Take your pick, it’s changing by the minute.

*  sticky stick ……who?. The Well is laughing in the face of the coming inferno. Ground condition is toast.

* Today’s weather picture is atypical of the lack of effort put in.

The production values on these weather updates just gets better and better! 

[Alvoram]

I am hooked on checking the flags daily, but I don't get today's... @deebeedoobee Can you tell me what it means?  

Never mind, miss read it as 'bytes' haha... "Say, Hel-lo"

Edited June 12, 2022 by Alvoram

[blutarsky]

A thing of beauty 

[deebeedoobee]

13th June

T-9 ……..single figures!!!!!

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 18.3 degrees at 0916 with humidity at 86%. Consequent tent conditions - Betty swallocks.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 96 hours. Duck has applied for turtle dove training and is practicing his drag. 

* Diver is considering a hostile take over of Danela’s Bakery.

* tent adornment may or may not indicate the 2022 headliner.

* Current wind condition - gentle breeze.  Miss Pat is plotting her escape from this dull minimum wage job. Current reading is Wells. Cu, 1 okta.

*  sticky stick ……whatever. The Well has diversified into a greenhouse for tropical ferns. Ground condition is Jacobs cream cracker.

* Today’s weather picture is curtesy of Arlo, aged 4.

[paulshane]

I would like to pet jack the dog, thankyou.

[Alvoram]

I find today's flag offensive... I resemble resent that remark!

😂😂😂

Thanks again for the brilliant update @deebeedoobee

[blutarsky]

Jacobs Cream Cracker 

[deebeedoobee]

6 minutes ago, blutarsky said:

Jacobs Cream Cracker 

Thank you sir. Think the current trend will continue. Just copy and paste each day……..we hope!

[AlexOvd]

It's lovely to see that the build up of the festival it's under very dry conditions.

[deebeedoobee]

59 minutes ago, AlexOvd said:

It's lovely to see that the build up of the festival it's under very dry conditions.

So dry and dusty! They are spraying the tracks on site but its not doing much.

[gigpusher]

Aw loving Arlo's drawing as well. 

[deebeedoobee]

1 hour ago, gigpusher said:

Aw loving Arlo's drawing as well. 

He’s a genius in the making, tis true……as only a nanny knows 

[shuttlep]

BEST THREAD EVER 

[Ayrshire Chris]

6 hours ago, paulshane said:

I would like to pet jack the dog, thankyou.

Jack the dog?  Isn’t that illegal?