2023 Stage Predictions

[Matt42]

3 hours ago, henry bear said:

Why the ridiculous insinuation? If Rosalia isn't headlining the Other Stage (or any other major stage) it isn't because of her language, it's because she isn't known very well here. I don't think she's had any hits in the UK. 

Because Supre fails to understand that in other countries they don’t all follow the same booking policies as America.

Rosalia would prob be third down other tho.

[MEGABOWL]

4 hours ago, Suprefan said:

I seem to recall saying Halsey could headline Other stage and was shot down. Yet here we are. Also, Rosalia isnt allowed cause she doesnt sing in english. Thats a no go for the good ol boys.

It’s really funny watching you thrash around for reasons why acts that aren’t big in the U.K. don’t get booked in big slots. When the reason is because they aren’t big in the U.K.

[Green Croc]

11 hours ago, gfa said:

DMAs did ally pally too i think

They certainly did, I was there

[bloodborne]

Lil Nas X on the Other Stage. What we saying.

[Florian Saucer Attack]

52 minutes ago, bloodborne said:

Lil Nas X on the Other Stage. What we saying.

Would you have them as a headliner? 

[bloodborne]

1 hour ago, Florian Saucer Attack said:

Would you have them as a headliner? 

Nah 3rd down I reckon. 

[gfa]

15 minutes ago, bloodborne said:

Nah 3rd down I reckon. 

Screams pyramid to me, he's definitely playing as other sub if he does there though. Huge name

[wro_lap]

I rate the fact I've read "Rosalia can't headline a stage because she doesn't sing in English" and "Sigur Ros should headline the Park" in the same thread

[NorthernSoul52]

On 9/7/2022 at 11:27 PM, wro_lap said:

I rate the fact I've read "Rosalia can't headline a stage because she doesn't sing in English" and "Sigur Ros should headline the Park" in the same thread

Does feel a little contortionist, doesn't it?

[MaxPower]

16 hours ago, NorthernSoul52 said:

Does feel a little contortionist, doesn't it?

 

On 9/8/2022 at 8:27 AM, wro_lap said:

I rate the fact I've read "Rosalia can't headline a stage because she doesn't sing in English" and "Sigur Ros should headline the Park" in the same thread

Think they're both silly to be honest. Rosalia can't headline a stage because she hasn't had any chart success in the UK, and has limited track record of UK festival performances, except 4th down JP in 2019 (noting she has blown up massively since then).

Sigur Ros could headline Park because they 3 UK top 10 albums (albeit in 2008, 2011 and 2013) and headlined JP in 2016, however personally I'd say that's really unlikely, as they are no where near as big now as they were then. 

Neither of those things are directly related to the language they sing in.

Edited September 12, 2022 by MaxPower

[scatteredscreens]

4 hours ago, MaxPower said:

 

Think they're both silly to be honest. Rosalia can't headline a stage because she hasn't had any chart success in the UK, and has limited track record of UK festival performances, except 4th down JP in 2019 (noting she has blown up massively since then).

Sigur Ros could headline Park because they 3 UK top 10 albums (albeit in 2008, 2011 and 2013) and headlined JP in 2016, however personally I'd say that's really unlikely, as they are no where near as big now as they were then. 

Neither of those things are directly related to the language they sing in.

Think Sigur Ros could change if they just release a damn album. It's been 9 years since their last! I agree their size has dropped , I'd say because they've not released anything major in a long time. Their tour this year had it in the marketing they were working on a new album though and there's been a couple of new ones in the setlists.

[Sorcha17]

Friday

Pyramid - Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Royal Blood, Anderson Paak, Paloma Faith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Other - Bjork, Lil Nas X, The Wombats, Enter Shikari, Central Cee, Suede(openers)

WH - RTJ, Tash Sultana, Danny Brown, Willow

JP - Aitch, London Grammar, Thundercat, Everything Everything

Park - Fred Again, Fleet Foxes, Shame, Black Country, New Road

 

Saturday

Pyramid - Elton John, Spice Girls, Lewis Capaldi, Michael Kiwanuka, Giggs, Rina Sawayama

Other - QOTSA, Robyn, Ice Cube, Holly Humberstone, Belle and Sebastian

WH - Jon Hopkins, Dionne Warwick, FKA Twigs, Buddy Guy

JP - Pendulum, Dermot Kennedy, Sam Ryder, The Chats

Park - Sigur Ros, Editors, Sharon Van Etten, Orville Peck

 

Sunday

Pyramid - Taylor Swift, Lizzo, Paolo Nutini, Roxy Music, The Specials, Wet Leg

Other - The Prodigy, Bastille, Loyle Carner, Bloc Party, Joy Crookes

WH - Erykah Badu, Pa Salieu, Slowthai, Genesis Owusu

JP - Frank Carter, King Gizzard, Becky Hill, Pink Pantheress

Park - Weezer, Mac Demarco, Marcus Mumford, Caribou

 

 

[MaxPower]

1 hour ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday

Pyramid - Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Royal Blood, Anderson Paak, Paloma Faith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Other - Bjork, Lil Nas X, The Wombats, Enter Shikari, Central Cee, Suede(openers)

WH - RTJ, Tash Sultana, Danny Brown, Willow

JP - Aitch, London Grammar, Thundercat, Everything Everything

Park - Fred Again, Fleet Foxes, Shame, Black Country, New Road

 

Saturday

Pyramid - Elton John, Spice Girls, Lewis Capaldi, Michael Kiwanuka, Giggs, Rina Sawayama

Other - QOTSA, Robyn, Ice Cube, Holly Humberstone, Belle and Sebastian

WH - Jon Hopkins, Dionne Warwick, FKA Twigs, Buddy Guy

JP - Pendulum, Dermot Kennedy, Sam Ryder, The Chats

Park - Sigur Ros, Editors, Sharon Van Etten, Orville Peck

 

Sunday

Pyramid - Taylor Swift, Lizzo, Paolo Nutini, Roxy Music, The Specials, Wet Leg

Other - The Prodigy, Bastille, Loyle Carner, Bloc Party, Joy Crookes

WH - Erykah Badu, Pa Salieu, Slowthai, Genesis Owusu

JP - Frank Carter, King Gizzard, Becky Hill, Pink Pantheress

Park - Weezer, Mac Demarco, Marcus Mumford, Caribou

 

 

Think it’s too soon for Jopkins to be back headlining west holts and think there’s no way Spice Girls sub pyramid.

[Matt42]

9 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday

Pyramid - Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Royal Blood, Anderson Paak, Paloma Faith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Other - Bjork, Lil Nas X, The Wombats, Enter Shikari, Central Cee, Suede(openers)

WH - RTJ, Tash Sultana, Danny Brown, Willow

JP - Aitch, London Grammar, Thundercat, Everything Everything

Park - Fred Again, Fleet Foxes, Shame, Black Country, New Road

 

Saturday

Pyramid - Elton John, Spice Girls, Lewis Capaldi, Michael Kiwanuka, Giggs, Rina Sawayama

Other - QOTSA, Robyn, Ice Cube, Holly Humberstone, Belle and Sebastian

WH - Jon Hopkins, Dionne Warwick, FKA Twigs, Buddy Guy

JP - Pendulum, Dermot Kennedy, Sam Ryder, The Chats

Park - Sigur Ros, Editors, Sharon Van Etten, Orville Peck

 

Sunday

Pyramid - Taylor Swift, Lizzo, Paolo Nutini, Roxy Music, The Specials, Wet Leg

Other - The Prodigy, Bastille, Loyle Carner, Bloc Party, Joy Crookes

WH - Erykah Badu, Pa Salieu, Slowthai, Genesis Owusu

JP - Frank Carter, King Gizzard, Becky Hill, Pink Pantheress

Park - Weezer, Mac Demarco, Marcus Mumford, Caribou

 

 

Ticket plz

[stanh]

15 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday

Pyramid - Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Royal Blood, Anderson Paak, Paloma Faith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Other - Bjork, Lil Nas X, The Wombats, Enter Shikari, Central Cee, Suede(openers)

WH - RTJ, Tash Sultana, Danny Brown, Willow

JP - Aitch, London Grammar, Thundercat, Everything Everything

Park - Fred Again, Fleet Foxes, Shame, Black Country, New Road

 

Saturday

Pyramid - Elton John, Spice Girls, Lewis Capaldi, Michael Kiwanuka, Giggs, Rina Sawayama

Other - QOTSA, Robyn, Ice Cube, Holly Humberstone, Belle and Sebastian

WH - Jon Hopkins, Dionne Warwick, FKA Twigs, Buddy Guy

JP - Pendulum, Dermot Kennedy, Sam Ryder, The Chats

Park - Sigur Ros, Editors, Sharon Van Etten, Orville Peck

 

Sunday

Pyramid - Taylor Swift, Lizzo, Paolo Nutini, Roxy Music, The Specials, Wet Leg

Other - The Prodigy, Bastille, Loyle Carner, Bloc Party, Joy Crookes

WH - Erykah Badu, Pa Salieu, Slowthai, Genesis Owusu

JP - Frank Carter, King Gizzard, Becky Hill, Pink Pantheress

Park - Weezer, Mac Demarco, Marcus Mumford, Caribou

 

 

Love it!

[gfa]

18 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday

Pyramid - Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Royal Blood, Anderson Paak, Paloma Faith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Other - Bjork, Lil Nas X, The Wombats, Enter Shikari, Central Cee, Suede(openers)

WH - RTJ, Tash Sultana, Danny Brown, Willow

JP - Aitch, London Grammar, Thundercat, Everything Everything

Park - Fred Again, Fleet Foxes, Shame, Black Country, New Road

 

Saturday

Pyramid - Elton John, Spice Girls, Lewis Capaldi, Michael Kiwanuka, Giggs, Rina Sawayama

Other - QOTSA, Robyn, Ice Cube, Holly Humberstone, Belle and Sebastian

WH - Jon Hopkins, Dionne Warwick, FKA Twigs, Buddy Guy

JP - Pendulum, Dermot Kennedy, Sam Ryder, The Chats

Park - Sigur Ros, Editors, Sharon Van Etten, Orville Peck

 

Sunday

Pyramid - Taylor Swift, Lizzo, Paolo Nutini, Roxy Music, The Specials, Wet Leg

Other - The Prodigy, Bastille, Loyle Carner, Bloc Party, Joy Crookes

WH - Erykah Badu, Pa Salieu, Slowthai, Genesis Owusu

JP - Frank Carter, King Gizzard, Becky Hill, Pink Pantheress

Park - Weezer, Mac Demarco, Marcus Mumford, Caribou

 

 

few things-

1. Caribou subbed west holts this year, unlikely to be back so soon and the slot is clearly off on your prediction - feel like all of that sunday park is questionable actually 🙂 

2. Feel like if sam ryder was doing glasto (they don't really book eurovision acts i thought?) he'd have done it this year surely

[stanh]

2 minutes ago, gfa said:

2. Feel like if sam ryder was doing glasto (they don't really book eurovision acts i thought?) he'd have done it this year surely

Not sure if this was just an anomaly but: 

 

 

[Crazyfool01]

1 hour ago, stanh said:

Not sure if this was just an anomaly but: 

 

 

Festival had a Ukraine theme given Emily is hosting Ukrainians … dhakabraka also opened pyramid 

[Euphoricape]

I reckon idles will be back again, maybe Pyramid this time. 

[Euphoricape]

Also chemical brothers had to pull out this year due to covid, so definitely can see them playing somewhere. And speaking of dance acts, Leftfield have a new album out very soon and would love to see them there.

[wro_lap]

Ice Cube would be an unreal booking

[Skip997]

14 hours ago, Euphoricape said:

Also chemical brothers had to pull out this year due to covid, so definitely can see them playing somewhere. And speaking of dance acts, Leftfield have a new album out very soon and would love to see them there.

 

14 hours ago, wro_lap said:

Ice Cube would be an unreal booking

Sensible shouts, all three would be great

[scatteredscreens]

15 hours ago, Euphoricape said:

I reckon idles will be back again, maybe Pyramid this time. 

3 festivals in a row? I hope not. 

I'm Idle'd out, they are seemingly impossible to miss at the minute.

[Hugh Jass II]

On 9/18/2022 at 11:48 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday

Pyramid - Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Royal Blood, Anderson Paak, Paloma Faith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Other - Bjork, Lil Nas X, The Wombats, Enter Shikari, Central Cee, Suede(openers)

WH - RTJ, Tash Sultana, Danny Brown, Willow

JP - Aitch, London Grammar, Thundercat, Everything Everything

Park - Fred Again, Fleet Foxes, Shame, Black Country, New Road

 

Saturday

Pyramid - Elton John, Spice Girls, Lewis Capaldi, Michael Kiwanuka, Giggs, Rina Sawayama

Other - QOTSA, Robyn, Ice Cube, Holly Humberstone, Belle and Sebastian

WH - Jon Hopkins, Dionne Warwick, FKA Twigs, Buddy Guy

JP - Pendulum, Dermot Kennedy, Sam Ryder, The Chats

Park - Sigur Ros, Editors, Sharon Van Etten, Orville Peck

 

Sunday

Pyramid - Taylor Swift, Lizzo, Paolo Nutini, Roxy Music, The Specials, Wet Leg

Other - The Prodigy, Bastille, Loyle Carner, Bloc Party, Joy Crookes

WH - Erykah Badu, Pa Salieu, Slowthai, Genesis Owusu

JP - Frank Carter, King Gizzard, Becky Hill, Pink Pantheress

Park - Weezer, Mac Demarco, Marcus Mumford, Caribou

 

 

Imagine finally booking YYY's the tucking them away at the arse end of the festival...

[Daimo]

57 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Imagine finally booking YYY's the tucking them away at the arse end of the festival...

Just saw them at Riot Fest and they were incredible, there’s no way they are opening the pyramid stage, I’d say Other Headliners or 2nd down pyramid