LAWKS! It's the next announcement thread

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, deadponyclub said:

Out of interest, what pages have you seen changing via your monitor?

Root, poster, info and area pages.

[NorthernSoul52]

Today is the day - I can feel it in my bones!

(He feels nothing in his bones.)

[deadponyclub]

1 hour ago, Gnomicide said:

Root, poster, info and area pages.

👀sounds like things might get interesting anytime soon then!

[Gnomicide]

7 minutes ago, deadponyclub said:

👀sounds like things might get interesting anytime soon then!

To be fair, it's not my monitor and I don't really understand exactly what it does but generally it doesn't have that many pings apart from the ticket pages around t-day.

I couldn't explain what is currently going on but there's 100+ per day.

[Bike_Like_A_Mum]

8 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

To be fair, it's not my monitor and I don't really understand exactly what it does but generally it doesn't have that many pings apart from the ticket pages around t-day.

I couldn't explain what is currently going on but there's 100+ per day.

Come on!!!!!! 🤞🏼🤞🏼

[tarw]

25 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

To be fair, it's not my monitor and I don't really understand exactly what it does but generally it doesn't have that many pings apart from the ticket pages around t-day.

I couldn't explain what is currently going on but there's 100+ per day.

That’s just Emily at the kitchen table adding and taking away spaces to the pages just to f**k with you

[Gnomicide]

1 minute ago, tarw said:

That’s just Emily at the kitchen table adding and taking away spaces to the pages just to f**k with you

You know what? I have considered that! They know these monitors exist, why not make them redundant by programming in 100s of changes every day?

Having said that, this is Glastonbury we're talking about, they'd probably end up sending out loads of info that they shouldn't be.

[deadponyclub]

18 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

You know what? I have considered that! They know these monitors exist, why not make them redundant by programming in 100s of changes every day?

Having said that, this is Glastonbury we're talking about, they'd probably end up sending out loads of info that they shouldn't be.

if they don't then I'm sure the Guardian will do it for them! 😏

[Kaboom Boxer]

19 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

3. That weird line that was left on the end of the RIP Joe Bananas story.

Just re-read the Glastonbury spokesperson statement and didn't see a weird line at the end, what am I missing?

[NorthernSoul52]

31 minutes ago, Kaboom Boxer said:

Just re-read the Glastonbury spokesperson statement and didn't see a weird line at the end, what am I missing?

Something about Saturday night headliner, if I recall.

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, Kaboom Boxer said:

Just re-read the Glastonbury spokesperson statement and didn't see a weird line at the end, what am I missing?

When it was first published, it had a line on the bottom about the Saturday night headliner (global star, stadium sized, one of the most streamed artists in the world). It was quickly deleted.

[Crazyfool01]

Manifesting a this week announcement please Emily 

[NorthernSoul52]

1 minute ago, Gnomicide said:

When it was first published, it had a line on the bottom about the Saturday night headliner (global star, stadium sized, one of the most streamed artists in the world). It was quickly deleted.

Know there's been info to the contrary, but it is this which makes me think Coldplay.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Or maybe that it was from an old draft and we can't read anything into it.

[Gnomicide]

Latest scenes from Wothy Farm....

[NorthernSoul52]

1 minute ago, Gnomicide said:

Latest scenes from Wothy Farm....

Some mighty fine cocks there.

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Latest scenes from Wothy Farm....

its not worthy farm without a side eyed Fresian cow 

[NorthernSoul52]

Just now, Crazyfool01 said:

its not worthy farm without a side eyed Fresian cow 

Side-eyed as in giving the side-eye or having the side-eye?

[Kaboom Boxer]

17 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

When it was first published, it had a line on the bottom about the Saturday night headliner (global star, stadium sized, one of the most streamed artists in the world). It was quickly deleted.

That sounds very Coldplay to me. 

[Gnomicide]

3 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

its not worthy farm without a side eyed Fresian cow 

[Gnomicide]

Just now, Kaboom Boxer said:

That sounds very Coldplay to me. 

The quote was "...is a stadium level artist..." so from that is sounded more of a solo act that a band.

[Chazeboy]

7 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

The quote was "...is a stadium level artist..." so from that is sounded more of a solo act that a band.

thats how i read it aswell, looking at spotify charts from over the years back to 2015 ish there is only 2/3 really that is female - in the top 3 over the years - RiRI / Swizzle / Grande

it could also be a Glasto Hyperbole for Dua Lipa - as in she is away to go super stardom - they do sometimes go down that route with their descriptions

this is based with using the Emily statements of couldnt believe someone (she) would be available

 

although im sure im getting 2 + 2 = potato

 

Edited February 5 by Chazeboy

[Bike_Like_A_Mum]

Oh well...looks like it's time to stand down people

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Bike_Like_A_Mum said:

Oh well...looks like it's time to stand down people

posters morning and eve remember , but mostly between 8-9 

[JoeyT]

Friday. 10am.