There's no need for an expensive and weighty tent, if you are a bloke. All you need to bring is a 8 foot square section of light tarpaulin, and then to induce yourself into a state where you experience priapism.
I am aware of the medicinal smoke. In fact, you'd think I was a hypochondriac given the amount of such smokes that I have gone through this Christmas.
I tell you what though - my neighbour has got some mentally high THC gummies. A packet of them was a Christmas present to myself. One has to be careful with them though, as if one were to eat a whole gummy, then in my expert opinion one might end up in a mental institution. Mind you this house in the last few days has been rather like being in a complete lock down mental health unit.
Actually Ayrshire Chris, you may be able to assist in a very long standing query that I have. I have always wondered why it is that when you go into a chemist that they don't serve the shop customers first? Chemists are the only shops (that I can think of) which make you wait an inordinate amount of time. I mean, you don't get that treatment when you are buying a Mars from a newsagent. I'm sure that there is a reason. but just wondered what it was. Any chance you could ask your mate?