2024 Headliners

[Alex DeLarge]

SZA would be a great booking. Would also be the youngest Pyramid crowd in some time.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Certainly the right road to go down if the alternative is the Kings of Leon.

[Ben7amin_]

If SZA does not play Glasto this year I'd give up on it lol. 

There were rumours of being a Kendrick guest. Then a Glasto shaped hole last year and everyone thought she would play then. 

Anything making any more likely this year

[CaledonianGonzo]

Meant to be doing BST G weekend, so she's definitely circumstantially available.

[OllieMadd]

So now it's Dua, KOL, SZA..?

 

[MEGABOWL]

4 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

If SZA does not play Glasto this year I'd give up on it lol. 

There were rumours of being a Kendrick guest. Then a Glasto shaped hole last year and everyone thought she would play then. 

Anything making any more likely this year

I’d love to see her there. Headlining sounds a massive stretch (far less likely than O-Rod or KOL unless they aren’t actually available) but fingers crossed they’ve bagged her.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Be massively amusing if Coldplay have d@bbed down.

[MEGABOWL]

We’re definitely reaching the pre-line up rumour frenzy. SZA has come from a poster on Reddit where ‘a friend works for another booker’ and chat that Coldplay aren’t doing it based on someone on Discord asking if Coldplay aren’t doing it. Throw us a bone Em!

[GrumpyRaver]

11 hours ago, northernangel said:

I know why she won't but if she played, Go Your Own Way, I'd be all for it. As a legend option then that's fine.

I know why she won’t, but if she played Tiny Dancer, I’d be all for it. But she so obviously won’t, it would be a total waste of time to ever actually say it…

Edited March 1 by GrumpyRaver

[OllieMadd]

Taylor Swift matinee headline before jumping on a jet to do it all again in Dublin. Heard it here first.

[wro_lap]

I feel like we're all in need of a boost with no lineup this week. Given we're all on our final tether, here's a challenge: whether you like them or not (lord knows I don't) - say something positive about any & each of the following (@Gnomicide's list of possible headliners on Twitter)

Coldplay - Love the farm, will do something special for the occasion

Dua Lipa - High energy set, easy couple hours of euphoric dancing

Stevie Wonder - Amazing opportunity for those young enough to not make 2010 (ie me and my friends) to see a legend of the game

Stevie Nicks - Legendary songbird. Dreams on the Pyramid = limbs

Madonna - What most of my friends are hoping for. No matter the setlist, it'll be a historic set if she played

Olivia Rodrigo - young prodigy, seems bulletproof and perfectly set up to pull in a massive crowd and pull it out the bag

Billy Joel - Different vibe from every other name on this list (aside from maybe Stevie piano wise), band will kill it

The 1975 - undoubtedly have a massive light show

Kings of Leon - good for them to build on their previous headline set from before their 2 most famous songs. No doubt Use Somebody on the Pyramid will be someone's "Glastonbury moment"

[stuie]

28 minutes ago, MEGABOWL said:

We’re definitely reaching the pre-line up rumour frenzy. SZA has come from a poster on Reddit where ‘a friend works for another booker’ and chat that Coldplay aren’t doing it based on someone on Discord asking if Coldplay aren’t doing it. Throw us a bone Em!

Sounds to me like the ‘people in the know’ don’t have much of a clue. 

And the rest of us have been standing by our beds for 24 hours as instructed 😂

[Acid_Haze]

Would love SZA to play, would be an amazing booking but she's a solid sub or Other stage headliner, not a headliner.

[Spindles]

31 minutes ago, MEGABOWL said:

We’re definitely reaching the pre-line up rumour frenzy. SZA has come from a poster on Reddit where ‘a friend works for another booker’ and chat that Coldplay aren’t doing it based on someone on Discord asking if Coldplay aren’t doing it. Throw us a bone Em!

reddit glastonbury sub is a swamp, man.  Nothing but people claiming knowledge that is clearly bollocks.  The source of such perennial classics as 'black and white poster on a monitor snapped by a visiting electrician' 

[Superscally]

Well I ballsed that post right up

Edited March 1 by Superscally

[Andy0808 v5]

Coldplay

Dua Lipa 

Madonna

Olivia Rodrigo

The 1975

SZA

[Superscally]

Just been down a YouTube wormhole. I want Phoebe to save the day. She can bring her pals, or stay on her own. 

[clarkete]

[Guest]

6 hours ago, km9 said:

Mika supported by crisps on Friday.

Elbow supported by wotsits on Saturday.

Stevie and golden wonder Sunday?

I thought crisps had been banned. Where does that leave us?

[Guest]

I've heard that Michael has received his quarterly milk cheque. Madonna is back on.

[clarkete]

8 minutes ago, Ommadawn said:

I've heard that Michael has received his quarterly milk cheque. Madonna is back on.

Presumably if he was wielding the cheque it would be in Stevie Nicks direction? 

[sedra]

Rhianna just popped up and played 17 songs for a private wedding in India- surely she could manage a couple of hours on the pyramid for the Eavii? After all she did let them down before? A possibility again?? 

[FKA SOSOTWS]

10 hours ago, clarkete said:

Live Review: Stevie Nicks @ CFG Bank Arena — 2/17/24

https://parklifedc.com/2024/02/20/live-review-stevie-nicks-cfg-bank-arena-2-17-24/

There's a full recording of this set on Youtube and boy she doesn't sound good...

[Franky]

The only person in the know is me, 

 

it’s the KLF 

[Ncahir94]

21 hours ago, The Red Telephone said:

I can’t see it myself either, but is it any different to The National/ Biffy/ The XX subbing in 2017?

I’d be delighted with Biffy and the xx subbing now.. both incredible