Guns n Roses

[CaledonianGonzo]

4 minutes ago, Superscally said:

Surely Taylor not playing opens the door for Nick and the Lads to headline the big one? I'm now super excited and imagine this is 86% likely. 

I can see it. Instead of an evening of a woman killing it, an evening about killing women.

[Superscally]

28 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

I can see it. Instead of an evening of a woman killing it, an evening about killing women.

I don't think it's his modus operandi in real life... 88%

[henry bear]

Guest appearances from Morrissey and Benjamin Netanyahu

[CaledonianGonzo]

Following Miley Cyrus.

[Mardy]

Where we placing Lizzo then? Sub? Not headliner?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Picking Nick Cave up and playing him like a flute.

[Mardy]

Hehehe, Nice.

[Florian Saucer Attack]

5 minutes ago, Mardy said:

Where we placing Lizzo then? Sub? Not headliner?

I would say other headliner but remember she is right wing because she played in America during the Afghanistan war

[CaledonianGonzo]

Juice-bilee Street

[Matt42]

29 minutes ago, Mardy said:

Where we placing Lizzo then? Sub? Not headliner?

She’d be a sub but we’ve not seen her pop up yet. At the moment she has no dates this coming summer… so we don’t have a clear picture if she’s even an option.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Can't stress enough how getting Lizzo in a prominent position will be a win for G23.

[Mardy]

2 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

She’d be a sub but we’ve not seen her pop up yet. At the moment she has no dates this coming summer… so we don’t have a clear picture if she’s even an option.

Hold on this is efests right? Take away the joy of baseless speculation and what are we left with? Facts? Fuck that.

[Mardy]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

Can't stress enough how getting Lizzo in a prominent position will be a win for G23.

Yeah, bang on. Calgon knows. Lizzo and TS would have swung me back to being bang up for it. With TS bailing on us, Lizzo becomes even more vital.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Lizzo's smart enough of a cookie to realise how big a deal her G19 show was in terms of a career boost in the UK. Doing it as a one-off isn't outwith the realms of the possible.

[Matt42]

16 minutes ago, Mardy said:

Hold on this is efests right? Take away the joy of baseless speculation and what are we left with? Facts? Fuck that.

Baseless is fine she’s just not on the circuit yet, but if she announces a fest show in June or July I will be right with you predicting her.

[maelzoid]

Honestly surprised nobody has brought up 'One in as Million' yet. If you want to shoot down GNR, it's all the ammo you really need.

[CaledonianGonzo]

34 minutes ago, maelzoid said:

Honestly surprised nobody has brought up 'One in as Million' yet. If you want to shoot down GNR, it's all the ammo you really need.

But it's edgy!

[Matt42]

Looking at some of the forums for the European festivals it looks like GNR are in the mix for a few festivals the week before Glasto. I’d say it’s all falling into place for them really.

[Muppetmark]

Unlikely but how good would this be if they brought an orchestra 

 

November Rain Orchestra Version

[VCK]

23 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

I, for one, welcome our ageing rock overlords. Bollocks to the nay-sayers, if they play, I'll love it.

As usual with these boards, when an act like this is mentioned, it seems entirely reasonable to moan and whinge, throw your dummy out the pram, proclaim them as shit and insist no-one will watch them. Say the same about a newer pop act and you're a misogynistic, out of touch, sexist, racist, old man shouting at a cloud.

Bring 'em on!*

 

 

*I don't think they'll be there.

 

Don't forget 'gammon', an Efestivals favourite, used against people who listen to music outside of what Capital FM plays and whatever's trending on TikTok.

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

5 hours ago, Mardy said:

Where we placing Lizzo then? Sub? Not headliner?

What is the bigger slot, not headlining the Pyramid and being one down, or subbing the Pyramid?

[Neil]

slowest sale in recent years could this be why? 😛 

[4AssedMonkey]

1 hour ago, Neil said:

slowest sale in recent years could this be why? 😛 

No. And stop it now.

[Neil]

5 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

No. And stop it now.

yes, headliners drive ticket sales, bad headliners will mean slower sales.

[4AssedMonkey]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

yes, headliners drive ticket sales, bad headliners will mean slower sales.

So do IT problems.