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After Damon Albarn saying that an Oasis reunion is "definitely going to happen", Liam saying it was "happening very soon" and also confirming on Twitter that he'd be at Glasto this year despite not being billed, Noel also finally talking about a reunion (after divorcing his wife this year, the only person stopping a reunion in the first place) and saying on live radio "ring me then brother" only last week (which was clearly staged), it's clear that Churnups is them.

Why do I say this? Well, I was at their gig in Sheffield in 1997, and I remember them introducing  themselves by saying "hello, we're The Churnups because we just turn up and churn music out"...*

 

 

 

 

 

*They didn't really but I just wanted to add more confusion to the whole facade.

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19 minutes ago, Armourman said:

If you rearrange Blur and Pulp it becomes The churn ups.... 

An actual anagram of it is "Ruth punches" so I'm now expecting a hour of Ruth Langsford punching Phillip Schofield as everyone cheers as a nod to how entertainment was in the 1800's. She will also say "now this is real rock n' roll, Royal Blood" as they scurry into the corner scared to come out to the crowd baying for more blood.

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6 minutes ago, Joey01 said:

After Damon Albarn saying that an Oasis reunion is "definitely going to happen", Liam saying it was "happening very soon" and also confirming on Twitter that he'd be at Glasto this year despite not being billed, Noel also finally talking about a reunion (after divorcing his wife this year, the only person stopping a reunion in the first place) and saying on live radio "ring me then brother" only last week (which was clearly staged), it's clear that Churnups is them.

Why do I say this? Well, I was at their gig in Sheffield in 1997, and I remember them introducing  themselves by saying "hello, we're The Churnups because we just turn up and churn music out"...*

 

 

 

 

 

*They didn't really but I just wanted to add more confusion to the whole facade.

Good theory, but can you really see them playing 3rd headliners on a reunion gig? The egos would simply not allow it 

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1 minute ago, StePotts said:

Good theory, but can you really see them playing 3rd headliners on a reunion gig? The egos would simply not allow it 

I was just having fun but can you imagine... (also it's only as low as LG and NG have been playing recently at Glasto anyway)

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28 minutes ago, Joey01 said:

After Damon Albarn saying that an Oasis reunion is "definitely going to happen", Liam saying it was "happening very soon" and also confirming on Twitter that he'd be at Glasto this year despite not being billed, Noel also finally talking about a reunion (after divorcing his wife this year, the only person stopping a reunion in the first place) and saying on live radio "ring me then brother" only last week (which was clearly staged), it's clear that Churnups is them.

Why do I say this? Well, I was at their gig in Sheffield in 1997, and I remember them introducing  themselves by saying "hello, we're The Churnups because we just turn up and churn music out"...*

 

 

 

 

 

*They didn't really but I just wanted to add more confusion to the whole facade.

Plot twist!

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1 minute ago, stereodista said:

I mean if we’re being pedantic, they both subbed when they last played. 

I was even at that LG one and thought he was 3rd up for some reason. He did play 4th up on the Other Stage (!) in 2017 though.

Also did they sub the "best Rock n' Roll band' Royal Blood last time? Surely worth dropping down to 3rd for that honour.

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2 minutes ago, Joey01 said:

I'm fearing Muddy Leg more given the weather has been so nice recently, it's going to have to give at some point soon...

No offence, but there's another thread for that kind of comment. I've sacrificed enough this winter for there even to be a drop of the wet stuff over the fest... suggest you take it elsewhere.

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