The churnups

[Alvoram]

Just now, gfa said:

What did you honestly think this post would do other than wind Neil up?

I thought humour might be a good communication aid I guess... Being direct has never gone too well in the past. Clearly I was wrong. 

[guypjfreak]

Foos 

[Euphoricape]

Found some merch. Am tempted to order one tbh.

[Euphoricape]

Even better one..

[CaledonianGonzo]

Mel Giedroyc confirmed 

[Mich1268]

I think you are all clearly way off the mark. Churning seems to involve a significant amount of repetitive actions. I have researched this and there is one band who excell in repetition. It's kajagoogoo. (This is the masked singer thread right?)

[Purple aki squat]

Wasn’t there an article a couple of weeks ago about some group consisting of Shaun Ryder, Andy Bell and a few others saying they were playing?

That would be very disappointing if this is them.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Just now, Purple aki squat said:

Wasn’t there an article a couple of weeks ago about some group consisting of Shaun Ryder, Andy Bell and a few others saying they were playing?

That would be very disappointing if this is them.

They're on in the Glade. Mantra Of The Cosmos.

[Purple aki squat]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

They're on in the Glade. Mantra Of The Cosmos.

Ah, cheers, missed that.

Thank f**k for that.

Must be Pulp. Fingers crossed.

[Neil]

49 minutes ago, gfa said:

wind Neil up?

the day has been a failure on that front 😄 

[FrankieX]

Anyone guessed The Wurzels yet? Given their farming connections, surely they have a churn or two laying around...

[Euphoricape]

Alex from Blur makes his own cheese doesn't he? Must be churning involved I'd guess..

[NorthernSoul52]

14 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

Alex from Blur makes his own cheese doesn't he? Must be churning involved I'd guess..

There's another point. Doesn't he co-run a food and music festival of some sorts, or was that in a (cheese) dream I had?

[Ashl]

4 minutes ago, NorthernSoul52 said:

There's another point. Doesn't he co-run a food and music festival of some sorts, or was that in a (cheese) dream I had?

This has convinced me Blur are in the running for this slot rather than the Woodsies one with this weird day change for Graham.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

Ok, here's my best wild connection

Churnups - turnips- Turnip Townsend - Jarvis

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

12 minutes ago, scaryclaireyfairy said:

Ok, here's my best wild connection

Churnups - turnips- Turnip Townsend - Jarvis

Turnups - like the trousers he wears.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

7 minutes ago, HotChipWillBreakYourLegs said:

Turnups - like the trousers he wears.

Yes! It's multi-layered like an onion! 😂

Edited May 31, 2023 by scaryclaireyfairy

[Crazyfool01]

Is this just another worthy cheddar promo post 😀 and they bring out a few cows to be milked onstage 

[mufcok]

It's been noted in the poll thread that Graham Coxon's Dublin gig with The Weave that was due for Glastonbury Friday has been rescheduled to the Sunday..

[Alvoram]

"You've got to plant turnips now and again. So that's what I've been doing for the last few years. Getting me turnips in." - J Cocker 2002

http://www.acrylicafternoons.com/snug.html

"We were taken there in a mobile grocer's van. We turned up stinking of turnips" - J Cocker 1998

http://www.acrylicafternoons.com/qcash.html

 

[Metal Monkey]

3 hours ago, VCK said:

I think it'll be Tool. In broad daylight in front of the Glastonbury crowd, the perfect environment for their live show.

An hour and fifteen long set so they'll just about manage to just squeeze in four of their songs.

They did play one of their songs in front of a giant pyramid last year at the O2, what more of a clue do we need?!
Well, maybe it was a triangle…

[4AssedMonkey]

Can NOT believe the 20 pages of wild speculation here and no-one has spotted the most obvious answer: -

What do you churn to make butter?  Cream - It's Clapton!

In all seriousness, it's a deliberate red herring and I for one hope it remains an actual secret until they walk on stage.  Like Glasto secret sets of Yore.

[Missrenegade]

8 hours ago, StePotts said:

Good theory, but can you really see them playing 3rd headliners on a reunion gig? The egos would simply not allow it 

They played small venue’s recently, and have done over the years. I saw them in Llandudno when they released The Magic Whip album a few years ago. I don’t agree it’s below them at all

[scaryclaireyfairy]

37 minutes ago, Alvoram said:

"You've got to plant turnips now and again. So that's what I've been doing for the last few years. Getting me turnips in." - J Cocker 2002

http://www.acrylicafternoons.com/snug.html

"We were taken there in a mobile grocer's van. We turned up stinking of turnips" - J Cocker 1998

http://www.acrylicafternoons.com/qcash.html

 

"Just call me the ‘Turnip Townshend of the Airwaves’," J Cocker 2013

https://www.radiotimes.com/audio/jarvis-cocker-takes-a-year-out-of-presenting-his-bbc-radio-6-music-show/

[gkhillboroo]

This is some Grade-A Trolling if it's anyone other than Foos.

Profile link leads to https://t.co/EockKtIady which is their album store page.