The churnups

[august1]

Can someone change the black screen to "Who are the churnups?" And cut the John Lennon bit 👀

 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 hour ago, MEGABOWL said:

Funny watching people definitely staying who it is and getting arsey with others when we don’t actually know who it is

It is Pulp, though

 

 

[4AssedMonkey]

20 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

It is Pulp, though

It's definitely Pulp.

[therefused]

It’s definitely Foo Fighters.

[RichardWaller]

2 hours ago, MEGABOWL said:

Funny watching people definitely staying who it is and getting arsey with others when we don’t actually know who it is

Mad, isn’t it? I want it to be Pulp, but I’m not gonna state it as fact that it is cos this is something I really don’t want to be wrong about!

There’s enough supporting anecdotes either way for Foo Fighters and Pulp and the reports of Foos having a hotel booked in Bristol. If they end up in one of the Woodsies or Park TBAs they wouldn’t be the first stadium band to do either. Yes, this is their comeback after losing Taylor Hawkins but they’ve never really gone away, unlike Pulp who’ve also lost a member in Steve Mackey.

Out of Jarvis and Dave I’d say Jarvis has more of an affinity with Glastonbury, and a Pulp gig ought to be more of an occasion than a Foos one cos of the gaps, not sure that means owt though..

[FuzzyDunlop]

I went to my parents yesterday. My dad said "I saw there is a made up band on at Glastonbury. The Churnups? That's obviously a mix of people, you can tell by the name. They'd have called them the mix ups, but it's on a Dairy Farm so its a Farm Pun"

That's the view of someone who isnt really looking too deep into it.

[MEGABOWL]

1 hour ago, FloorFiller said:

Tbf, I think @JoeyT is pretty confident in his Foos booked in nearby hotel info and perhaps has more solid info than that which is why there are a few people going all in on it being them. 

Not that that’s gonna stop all the speculation in the lead up and I’m sure more names will start getting thrown about in the meantime. 

Oh I’m not doubting some of the info, but I can the reliable info we have proves nothing. I know who I’d like it to be and I know who I think it is and in fact I’m probably just going to Chvrches but I’d only be speculating, not stating anything as cast iron fact.

[MEGABOWL]

1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

It is Pulp, though

 

 

It’s the Foo Fighters. Fact.

[MEGABOWL]

48 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

It's definitely Pulp.

It’s definitely Blur. Fact.

[MEGABOWL]

32 minutes ago, therefused said:

It’s definitely Foo Fighters.

It’s definitely Pulp. Fact.

[paulshane]

It's the Blurred Pulp Fighters

[Padjeq]

Sad to see the Pulpheads and the Foo Fans turning against each other like this. At least they will be united when cosplay farmboys Mumford and Sons are revealed to be the Churnups.

[Memory Man]

My money is on some kind of supergroup lead by grohl that isnt foo fighters as such.

based on nothing but a hunch / the likely options

pulp should still be one of the woodsies tba’s, you’d think. Talk of amazons or DMA’s for those is ridiculous to me as if it was, they’d just be billed.

[stuie]

25 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

I went to my parents yesterday. My dad said "I saw there is a made up band on at Glastonbury. The Churnups? That's obviously a mix of people, you can tell by the name. They'd have called them the mix ups, but it's on a Dairy Farm so its a Farm Pun"

That's the view of someone who isnt really looking too deep into it.

Your dad sounds wise.  It's definitely a mix up of bands, a new supergroup... 

McBustedFighters?

 

[Justcalledtosay]

5 minutes ago, Memory Man said:

My money is on some kind of supergroup lead by grohl that isnt foo fighters as such.

based on nothing but a hunch / the likely options

pulp should still be one of the woodsies tba’s, you’d think. Talk of amazons or DMA’s for those is ridiculous to me as if it was, they’d just be billed.

The Amazons are supposedly on BBC Introducing

[august1]

Beyonce/Jay-Z ruled out?

[Memory Man]

2 minutes ago, Justcalledtosay said:

The Amazons are supposedly on BBC Introducing

As they should be!

[Memory Man]

Just now, august1 said:

Beyonce/Jay-Z ruled out?

I’d say yes. “The Churnups” feels like a white male guitar based band for the most part to me

[FloorFiller]

1 minute ago, august1 said:

Beyonce/Jay-Z ruled out?

Not ruled out… but also absolutely nothing that would suggest it’s them.

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Memory Man said:

I’d say yes. “The Churnups” feels like a white male guitar based band for the most part to me

not announced because of the male aspect ? im leaning toward a supergroup now 

[RichieSpenno]

It's a supergroup of Chris Martin and the other members of Coldplay doing Coldplay covers.  

[Justiceforcedave]

52 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

I went to my parents yesterday. My dad said "I saw there is a made up band on at Glastonbury. The Churnups? That's obviously a mix of people, you can tell by the name. They'd have called them the mix ups, but it's on a Dairy Farm so its a Farm Pun"

That's the view of someone who isnt really looking too deep into it.

It's all of the bands mentioned in this thread rolled into one.

[Memory Man]

9 minutes ago, RichieSpenno said:

It's a supergroup of Chris Martin and the other members of Coldplay doing Coldplay covers.  

Thank god theyre in italy! Just think we could even have a chris martin free festival!

[fightoffyour]

12 minutes ago, RichieSpenno said:

It's a supergroup of Chris Martin and the other members of Coldplay doing Coldplay covers.  

Nah that's The Chuckups isn't it?

Edited June 6, 2023 by fightoffyour

[philipsteak]

55 minutes ago, FuzzyDunlop said:

I went to my parents yesterday. My dad said "I saw there is a made up band on at Glastonbury. The Churnups? That's obviously a mix of people, you can tell by the name. They'd have called them the mix ups, but it's on a Dairy Farm so its a Farm Pun"

That's the view of someone who isnt really looking too deep into it.

But does he know who Stormzy is?