2024 Stage Predictions

[Guest]

Cmon

Fri
Py: Foo Fighters, Paramore, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Declan McKenna
OS: J Hus, Charli XCX, Bombay Bicycle Club
WH: FKA Twigs, Pa Salieu
Wo: PJ Harvey, Belle + Sebastian
Pa: Robyn, Overmono

Sat
Py: Madonna, Jorja Smith, Aerosmith, Michael Kiwanuka, Glass Animals
OS: The National, MGMT, Anne-Marie
WH: Run the Jewels, Patti Smith
Wo: James Blake, Sampha
Pa: The Smile, Black Midi

Sun
Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

[Skip997]

Just now, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Sun

 

Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

That alone would be enough for me

[JayDiesel]

Another year, another hope and a prayer that Portishead decide to exist again. Please, I am on my knees Beth.

[balti-pie]

Run the jewels headlining west holts is the stuff dreams are made of! 

[Guest]

Just now, balti-pie said:

Run the jewels headlining west holts is the stuff dreams are made of! 

Feel like it'll inevitably happen one year.

[Monty Pythagoras]

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard on the Other at some point

Nu Genea with full band on Park or West Holts

[westholtschic]

41 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Cmon

Fri
Py: Foo Fighters, Paramore, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Declan McKenna
OS: J Hus, Charli XCX, Bombay Bicycle Club
WH: FKA Twigs, Pa Salieu
Wo: PJ Harvey, Belle + Sebastian
Pa: Robyn, Overmono

Sat
Py: Madonna, Jorja Smith, Aerosmith, Michael Kiwanuka, Glass Animals
OS: The National, MGMT, Anne-Marie
WH: Run the Jewels, Patti Smith
Wo: James Blake, Sampha
Pa: The Smile, Black Midi

Sun
Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

Stick thank you 😀

[O'Doyle Rules]

Run the Jewels headlining Other surely after the success of the last album - for some reason, just think the intensity of their music is best performed in the dark?

Would take them and Justice and Other headliners any day.

Dua Lipa, Pulp, Taylor for Pyramid.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, O'Doyle Rules said:

Run the Jewels headlining Other surely after the success of the last album - for some reason, just think the intensity of their music is best performed in the dark?

Would take them and Justice and Other headliners any day.

Dua Lipa, Pulp, Taylor for Pyramid.

Neither RTJ or Justice would headline Other. West Holts, Woodsies or Park certainly possible, but not Other.

Pulp would be such a dead choice for headliner next year too after they've played almost everywhere else this year.

[gfa]

1 hour ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Cmon

Fri
Py: Foo Fighters, Paramore, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Declan McKenna
OS: J Hus, Charli XCX, Bombay Bicycle Club
WH: FKA Twigs, Pa Salieu
Wo: PJ Harvey, Belle + Sebastian
Pa: Robyn, Overmono

Sat
Py: Madonna, Jorja Smith, Aerosmith, Michael Kiwanuka, Glass Animals
OS: The National, MGMT, Anne-Marie
WH: Run the Jewels, Patti Smith
Wo: James Blake, Sampha
Pa: The Smile, Black Midi

Sun
Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

Honestly would rate this a lot. Justice  / Lipa clash is disgusting.

Really hope J Hus is not there in such a big slot, hes horrendous

King Krule tiny vs the other park headliners no? 

21 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Neither RTJ or Justice would headline Other. West Holts, Woodsies or Park certainly possible, but not Other.

Pulp would be such a dead choice for headliner next year too after they've played almost everywhere else this year.

Justice about to release a massive album by all account, would like it

Not sure they'd play against Lipa btw - isn't she very good mates with them (clash copium)

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, gfa said:

Honestly would rate this a lot. Justice  / Lipa clash is disgusting.

Really hope J Hus is not there in such a big slot, hes horrendous

King Krule tiny vs the other park headliners no? 

Justice about to release a massive album by all account, would like it

Not sure they'd play against Lipa btw - isn't she very good mates with them (clash copium)

If J Hus is booked that’s the slot he’ll get imo. Can’t see him playing anywhere else. I think it’s pretty likely, too.

King Krule ain’t that small?

I don’t think Glastonbury would take Dua Lipa’s friendship with Justice into account in their scheduling. Never even heard about this, anyway?

[gfa]

21 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

If J Hus is booked that’s the slot he’ll get imo. Can’t see him playing anywhere else. I think it’s pretty likely, too.

King Krule ain’t that small?

I don’t think Glastonbury would take Dua Lipa’s friendship with Justice into account in their scheduling. Never even heard about this, anyway?

I meant to delete that King Krule bit whoops!

Glastonbury won't - but the acts themselves may want to not oppose eachother

Probably why Wizkid and Fred didn't swap for example

[Benjsh]

Justice deserve a go at the Other stage headline spot. They always put on a good show and get everyone dancing. Their WH's set was class. 

[Dave_c]

2 hours ago, Skip997 said:

That alone would be enough for me

Hoping for Justice next year, still pissed off I missed them in 2017 (had to leave Sunday early evening).

[JayDiesel]

Tyler, the Creator has released an album every two years since 2011. If he brings out something this year (Estate Sale excluded), he could be likely to tour again in 2024.

I'd absolutely love to see him on the farm, though can't imagine he'd be a headliner. Other headliner maybe? Seems far too big for anything else other than Pyramid sub, but I can hope

[northernangel]

2 hours ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Cmon

Fri
Py: Foo Fighters, Paramore, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Declan McKenna
OS: J Hus, Charli XCX, Bombay Bicycle Club
WH: FKA Twigs, Pa Salieu
Wo: PJ Harvey, Belle + Sebastian
Pa: Robyn, Overmono

Sat
Py: Madonna, Jorja Smith, Aerosmith, Michael Kiwanuka, Glass Animals
OS: The National, MGMT, Anne-Marie
WH: Run the Jewels, Patti Smith
Wo: James Blake, Sampha
Pa: The Smile, Black Midi

Sun
Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

It's a good dig.

FF would be Saturday though as they aren't doing any b2b dates.

Biffy Clyro won't drop to 3rd Pyramid.

I reckon you need a stronger Other headliner than The National against Madonna amd The Chemical Brothers are more than likely in that Saturday spot.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, northernangel said:

It's a good dig.

FF would be Saturday though as they aren't doing any b2b dates.

Biffy Clyro won't drop to 3rd Pyramid.

I reckon you need a stronger Other headliner than The National against Madonna amd The Chemical Brothers are more than likely in that Saturday spot.

Fair point for Foos, hadn't actually looked at their tour dates.

Biffy are only on their way down lineups at this point. They could sub/headline Other, but don't think third down is that unrealistic at all.

Yeah Chems are a possibility, but given they just did a pretty big set on Arcadia I reckon they might have at least a year off before getting the Other headline gig again.

[rwhitehouse13]

That clash of The National and The Smile would be a disaster!

[FuzzyDunlop]

Get Marc Rebillet on somewhere...  the Glade... Or better still the Truth Stage.

 

[Chip Batch]

3 hours ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Cmon

Fri
Py: Foo Fighters, Paramore, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Declan McKenna
OS: J Hus, Charli XCX, Bombay Bicycle Club
WH: FKA Twigs, Pa Salieu
Wo: PJ Harvey, Belle + Sebastian
Pa: Robyn, Overmono

Sat
Py: Madonna, Jorja Smith, Aerosmith, Michael Kiwanuka, Glass Animals
OS: The National, MGMT, Anne-Marie
WH: Run the Jewels, Patti Smith
Wo: James Blake, Sampha
Pa: The Smile, Black Midi

Sun
Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

A fair bit to like there. 

Would The Smile be too big for The Park?

Literally never heard of J Hus 😄

 

[Trunks1993]

1 hour ago, JayDiesel said:

Tyler, the Creator has released an album every two years since 2011. If he brings out something this year (Estate Sale excluded), he could be likely to tour again in 2024.

I'd absolutely love to see him on the farm, though can't imagine he'd be a headliner. Other headliner maybe? Seems far too big for anything else other than Pyramid sub, but I can hope

Pyramid headliner + he’d do a stella job.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

4 hours ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Cmon

Fri
Py: Foo Fighters, Paramore, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, Declan McKenna
OS: J Hus, Charli XCX, Bombay Bicycle Club
WH: FKA Twigs, Pa Salieu
Wo: PJ Harvey, Belle + Sebastian
Pa: Robyn, Overmono

Sat
Py: Madonna, Jorja Smith, Aerosmith, Michael Kiwanuka, Glass Animals
OS: The National, MGMT, Anne-Marie
WH: Run the Jewels, Patti Smith
Wo: James Blake, Sampha
Pa: The Smile, Black Midi

Sun
Py: Dua Lipa, Skepta, Biffy Clyro, Duran Duran, Jessie Ware
OS: Portishead, Wet Leg, Alabama Shakes
WH: Justice, Floating Points
Wo: Idles, Nothing But Thieves
Pa: King Krule, Joan Armatrading

The National would get a small crowd headlining the Other up against just about anyone, putting them up against Madonna might break Emeli Sande’s record for the fewest people ever watching a notable act in that field  

[devli]

Joanna Newsom park headliner ❤️💙💚💛🧡💜

[northernangel]

1 hour ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fair point for Foos, hadn't actually looked at their tour dates.

Biffy are only on their way down lineups at this point. They could sub/headline Other, but don't think third down is that unrealistic at all.

Yeah Chems are a possibility, but given they just did a pretty big set on Arcadia I reckon they might have at least a year off before getting the Other headline gig again.

I think the general thought is that Chems are due back for their usual slot. I agree with Biffy but I don't think being friends of the festival that there will be an issue giving them the sub still being an arena band. They've given Elbow sets above their stations for years.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, northernangel said:

I think the general thought is that Chems are due back for their usual slot. I agree with Biffy but I don't think being friends of the festival that there will be an issue giving them the sub still being an arena band. They've given Elbow sets above their stations for years.

Elbow dropped from their usual sub spot to third down last year.