2024 Stage Predictions

[Monty Pythagoras]

1 hour ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday

Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Wet Leg, Anne Marie, Travis, CMAT

Other - The Prodigy, Phoebe Bridgers, Nothing But Thieves, Ashnikko, Jamie Webster, Franz Ferdinand(opener)

West Holts - FKA Twigs, Steve Lacy, Sister Sledge, Gabrielle, Lancey Foux

Woodsies - Suede, Confidence Man, TBA(Vampire Weekend), Sleep Token, Biig Piig

Park - Kaytranada, Jai Paul, Bleachers, Hot Milk, Snail Mail

Saturday

Pyramid - Coldplay, Olivia Rodrigo, Aerosmith, James, Michael Kiwanuka, Mabel

Other - Doja Cat, The Streets, Ice Spice, Mika, Johnny Marr, Mimi Webb

West Holts - Run The Jewels, Patti Smith, Bakar, Koffee, Joey Valance and Brae

Woodsies - Robyn, Declan McKenna, The Wombats, girl in red, Jockstrap

Park - King Gizzard and the Gizzard Wizzard, Danny Brown, 100 gecs, Maximo Park, Orville Peck

Sunday

Pyramid - Madonna, Pulp, Charli XCX, Stevie Nicks, Arlo Parks, Holly Johnson

Other - J Hus, Two Door Cinema Club, Kaiser Chiefs, Easy Life, Holly Humberstone, Muna

West Holts - Jungle, Kano, Asake, Denzel Curry, Femi Kuti, Cordae

Woodsies - Idles, Knucks, Pink Pantheress, Soft Play, Coach Party

Park - PJ Harvey, Black Midi, Lizzy Mcalpine, The Last Dinner Party, Prima Queen

 

Know this is a mock up but surely Webster doesn't play for the third year on the bounce!

[sisco]

47 minutes ago, Monty Pythagoras said:

Know this is a mock up but surely Webster doesn't play for the third year on the bounce!

New album, touring next summer and only played very small stages…. I’d say it’s near on a guarantee he ends up low on the JP or Other muself 

[northernangel]

On 9/1/2023 at 11:03 AM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday

Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Wet Leg, Anne Marie, Travis, CMAT

Other - The Prodigy, Phoebe Bridgers, Nothing But Thieves, Ashnikko, Jamie Webster, Franz Ferdinand(opener)

West Holts - FKA Twigs, Steve Lacy, Sister Sledge, Gabrielle, Lancey Foux

Woodsies - Suede, Confidence Man, TBA(Vampire Weekend), Sleep Token, Biig Piig

Park - Kaytranada, Jai Paul, Bleachers, Hot Milk, Snail Mail

Saturday

Pyramid - Coldplay, Olivia Rodrigo, Aerosmith, James, Michael Kiwanuka, Mabel

Other - Doja Cat, The Streets, Ice Spice, Mika, Johnny Marr, Mimi Webb

West Holts - Run The Jewels, Patti Smith, Bakar, Koffee, Joey Valance and Brae

Woodsies - Robyn, Declan McKenna, The Wombats, girl in red, Jockstrap

Park - King Gizzard and the Gizzard Wizzard, Danny Brown, 100 gecs, Maximo Park, Orville Peck

Sunday

Pyramid - Madonna, Pulp, Charli XCX, Stevie Nicks, Arlo Parks, Holly Johnson

Other - J Hus, Two Door Cinema Club, Kaiser Chiefs, Easy Life, Holly Humberstone, Muna

West Holts - Jungle, Kano, Asake, Denzel Curry, Femi Kuti, Cordae

Woodsies - Idles, Knucks, Pink Pantheress, Soft Play, Coach Party

Park - PJ Harvey, Black Midi, Lizzy Mcalpine, The Last Dinner Party, Prima Queen

 

Bit clash mad but decent effort. I think you've got all the likely hitters there but feel The Chem Bros will headline Sunday other.

[homesick]

On 9/1/2023 at 12:58 PM, sisco said:

New album, touring next summer and only played very small stages…. I’d say it’s near on a guarantee he ends up low on the JP or Other muself 

Please no

[panda97]

On 8/1/2023 at 4:57 PM, On The Blend said:

I think we have to see how Guts does. It seems a bit mad to be considering her bigger than Lizzo right now but if Guts does gang busters then headlining off two huge albums is super reasonable.

Not sure how many times that has happened before (I know AM did in 2007 and I’m sure some guru of the fields on here will know more examples) but I wouldn’t think it would come as a shock.

I think she is absolutely bigger than Lizzo, we don't really have UK ticket sales to judge off of as Olivia made a conscious decision to play smaller venues on her tour

57.6m vs 22m monthly listeners on Spotify
27.5m vs 5.63m followers on Spotify
Olivia has 4 songs over 1bn and 9 over 500m, Lizzo has 0 over 1bn and 3 over 500m

Lizzo has 4 albums vs 1 (plus a couple of singles) for Olivia yet Olivia has 3 UK number 1 songs vs Lizzo's 0
Sour spent 54 weeks in the top 10 on its own, all of Lizzo's albums combine for 1 week in the top 10

Sour is 2x Platinum certified with 600,000+ sales, as far as I can tell Lizzo only has 1 album certified gold with 100,000 sales

The gap in streaming, UK sales and UK chart success is huge and is only going to widen once Guts is released 

 

[gfa]

11 hours ago, panda97 said:

I think she is absolutely bigger than Lizzo, we don't really have UK ticket sales to judge off of as Olivia made a conscious decision to play smaller venues on her tour

57.6m vs 22m monthly listeners on Spotify
27.5m vs 5.63m followers on Spotify
Olivia has 4 songs over 1bn and 9 over 500m, Lizzo has 0 over 1bn and 3 over 500m

Lizzo has 4 albums vs 1 (plus a couple of singles) for Olivia yet Olivia has 3 UK number 1 songs vs Lizzo's 0
Sour spent 54 weeks in the top 10 on its own, all of Lizzo's albums combine for 1 week in the top 10

Sour is 2x Platinum certified with 600,000+ sales, as far as I can tell Lizzo only has 1 album certified gold with 100,000 sales

The gap in streaming, UK sales and UK chart success is huge and is only going to widen once Guts is released 

 

Lizzo only blew up on album 4 though (or maybe 3?) so half these points are kind of irrelevant but i do agree in principle

[panda97]

29 minutes ago, gfa said:

Lizzo only blew up on album 4 though (or maybe 3?) so half these points are kind of irrelevant but i do agree in principle

I mean, you can still compare Sour to just Lizzo's last 2 albums if you want, it still absolutely blows them out of the water in every metric

[Sorcha17]

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Tyler, the Creator, Iggy Pop, PJ Harvey, Sigrid, Kaiser Chiefs
Other - The Prodigy, Charli XCX, Bastille, KSI, Jessie Ware, Easy Life
West Holts - Justice, Kali Uchis, Knucks, Femi Kuti, Genesis Owusu
Woodsies - AJ Tracey, DMA’s, TBA(Tame Impala), Ashnikko, 100 gecs,
Park - Belle & Sebastian, Black Midi, Angel Olsen, Yard Act, Biig Piig

Saturday
Pyramid - Depeche Mode, Olivia Rodrigo, Wet Leg, Counting Crows, Johnny Marr, Mabel
Other - Aphex Twin, The Streets, Steve Lacy, Paloma Faith, Confidence Man, Cian Ducrot,
West Holts - Jungle, Labrinth, Sister Sledge, Sampha, Squid
Woodsies - Idles, Declan McKenna, Soft Play, Bloc Party, Fireboy DML
Park - The Smile, Marcus Mumford, Muna, The Chats, Orville Peck

Sunday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Pulp, Alanis Morrisette, Duran Duran, Anne-Marie, Sam Ryder
Other -  Doja Cat, Two Door Cinema Club, Ice Spice, Asake, London Grammar, The Snuts
West Holts - FKA Twigs, Overmono, Celeste, Bakar, Tems
Woodsies - Bombay Bicycle Club, Kim Petras, girl in red, Kae Tempest, Cordae
Park - King Gizzard and the Gizzard Wizzard, Denzel Curry, Sea Girls, Romy, Joey Valence & Brae

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Tyler, the Creator, Iggy Pop, PJ Harvey, Sigrid, Kaiser Chiefs
Other - The Prodigy, Charli XCX, Bastille, KSI, Jessie Ware, Easy Life
West Holts - Justice, Kali Uchis, Knucks, Femi Kuti, Genesis Owusu
Woodsies - AJ Tracey, DMA’s, TBA(Tame Impala), Ashnikko, 100 gecs,
Park - Belle & Sebastian, Black Midi, Angel Olsen, Yard Act, Biig Piig

Saturday
Pyramid - Depeche Mode, Olivia Rodrigo, Wet Leg, Counting Crows, Johnny Marr, Mabel
Other - Aphex Twin, The Streets, Steve Lacy, Paloma Faith, Confidence Man, Cian Ducrot,
West Holts - Jungle, Labrinth, Sister Sledge, Sampha, Squid
Woodsies - Idles, Declan McKenna, Soft Play, Bloc Party, Fireboy DML
Park - The Smile, Marcus Mumford, Muna, The Chats, Orville Peck

Sunday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Pulp, Alanis Morrisette, Duran Duran, Anne-Marie, Sam Ryder
Other -  Doja Cat, Two Door Cinema Club, Ice Spice, Asake, London Grammar, The Snuts
West Holts - FKA Twigs, Overmono, Celeste, Bakar, Tems
Woodsies - Bombay Bicycle Club, Kim Petras, girl in red, Kae Tempest, Cordae
Park - King Gizzard and the Gizzard Wizzard, Denzel Curry, Sea Girls, Romy, Joey Valence & Brae

O-Rod ain't subbing and Counting Crows wouldn't play that high Pyramid, if at all. Also Sampha and London Grammar would both be at least 2 slots higher than where you've got them.

The rest seems reasonable, though.

[Skip997]

1 minute ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

O-Rod ain't subbing and Counting Crows wouldn't play that high Pyramid, if at all. Also Sampha and London Grammar would both be at least 2 slots higher than where you've got them.

The rest seems reasonable, though.

Kae Tempest that early on Woodsies?

[Guest]

Just now, Skip997 said:

Kae Tempest that early on Woodsies?

Why not? Correlates pretty well with the other slots they've had in the past few years, and they haven't grown in popularity since.

[Guest]

I also don't think Pulp are still gonna be touring next summer.

[Sorcha17]

4 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

O-Rod ain't subbing and Counting Crows wouldn't play that high Pyramid, if at all. Also Sampha and London Grammar would both be at least 2 slots higher than where you've got them.

The rest seems reasonable, though.

Kinda had Crows down as like a Chicks style slot, maybe 1 or 2 slots high though.

Wasn't actually sure of London Grammar now, haven't seen them do anything of note for a while.

[Sorcha17]

Just now, SomeoneListeningIn said:

I also don't think Pulp are still gonna be touring next summer.

Yeah it's probably more a wishlist mixed with a genuine prediction, stuck in the house with Covid so it filled an afternoon

[Skip997]

8 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Why not? Correlates pretty well with the other slots they've had in the past few years, and they haven't grown in popularity since.

4th down on WH 2017

2nd or 3rd down (can't remember) on The Park 2019

Both much higher

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Skip997 said:

4th down on WH 2017

2nd or 3rd down (can't remember) on The Park 2019

Both much higher

7th Other Stage 2022.

They've got them 4th Woodsies, which is about the same as the 2017/2019 slots.

[Euphoricape]

1 hour ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Tyler, the Creator, Iggy Pop, PJ Harvey, Sigrid, Kaiser Chiefs
Other - The Prodigy, Charli XCX, Bastille, KSI, Jessie Ware, Easy Life
West Holts - Justice, Kali Uchis, Knucks, Femi Kuti, Genesis Owusu
Woodsies - AJ Tracey, DMA’s, TBA(Tame Impala), Ashnikko, 100 gecs,
Park - Belle & Sebastian, Black Midi, Angel Olsen, Yard Act, Biig Piig

Saturday
Pyramid - Depeche Mode, Olivia Rodrigo, Wet Leg, Counting Crows, Johnny Marr, Mabel
Other - Aphex Twin, The Streets, Steve Lacy, Paloma Faith, Confidence Man, Cian Ducrot,
West Holts - Jungle, Labrinth, Sister Sledge, Sampha, Squid
Woodsies - Idles, Declan McKenna, Soft Play, Bloc Party, Fireboy DML
Park - The Smile, Marcus Mumford, Muna, The Chats, Orville Peck

Sunday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Pulp, Alanis Morrisette, Duran Duran, Anne-Marie, Sam Ryder
Other -  Doja Cat, Two Door Cinema Club, Ice Spice, Asake, London Grammar, The Snuts
West Holts - FKA Twigs, Overmono, Celeste, Bakar, Tems
Woodsies - Bombay Bicycle Club, Kim Petras, girl in red, Kae Tempest, Cordae
Park - King Gizzard and the Gizzard Wizzard, Denzel Curry, Sea Girls, Romy, Joey Valence & Brae

Saturday night headliner clash from hell.

[stanh]

2 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Tyler, the Creator, Iggy Pop, PJ Harvey, Sigrid, Kaiser Chiefs
Other - The Prodigy, Charli XCX, Bastille, KSI, Jessie Ware, Easy Life
West Holts - Justice, Kali Uchis, Knucks, Femi Kuti, Genesis Owusu
Woodsies - AJ Tracey, DMA’s, TBA(Tame Impala), Ashnikko, 100 gecs,
Park - Belle & Sebastian, Black Midi, Angel Olsen, Yard Act, Biig Piig

Saturday
Pyramid - Depeche Mode, Olivia Rodrigo, Wet Leg, Counting Crows, Johnny Marr, Mabel
Other - Aphex Twin, The Streets, Steve Lacy, Paloma Faith, Confidence Man, Cian Ducrot,
West Holts - Jungle, Labrinth, Sister Sledge, Sampha, Squid
Woodsies - Idles, Declan McKenna, Soft Play, Bloc Party, Fireboy DML
Park - The Smile, Marcus Mumford, Muna, The Chats, Orville Peck

Sunday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Pulp, Alanis Morrisette, Duran Duran, Anne-Marie, Sam Ryder
Other -  Doja Cat, Two Door Cinema Club, Ice Spice, Asake, London Grammar, The Snuts
West Holts - FKA Twigs, Overmono, Celeste, Bakar, Tems
Woodsies - Bombay Bicycle Club, Kim Petras, girl in red, Kae Tempest, Cordae
Park - King Gizzard and the Gizzard Wizzard, Denzel Curry, Sea Girls, Romy, Joey Valence & Brae

Fri: Easy Life -> 100 Gecs -> Yard Act -> Tame Impala -> Tyler, The Creator -> Dua Lipa

Sat: Mabel -> Fireboy DML -> The Chats -> Soft Play/Sister Sledge -> Olivia Rodrigo -> Jungle

Sun: The Snuts -> Anne-Marie/Cordae ->  Duran Duran -> Ice Spice -> Pulp/Two Door Cinema Club/Overmono -> Coldplay/Doja Cat

 

That Sunday is stacked!

[Memory Man]

2 hours ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

I also don't think Pulp are still gonna be touring next summer.

Yeah they wont be. Its a cash grab and they’re done in the UK now

[Memory Man]

Yard act nailed on for a televised set of some description, having not had one so far.

[Memory Man]

Wet leg wont do it again until they have a new album so i guess it depends on the release schedule for that. Foos support says not a lot for me, they could easily skip it if theyre taking most of the summer off.

Edited September 6, 2023 by Memory Man

[Memory Man]

Aphex is never playing a glastonbury live show. He likes money and doesn't care about coverage. See also: Grace Jones

Edited September 6, 2023 by Memory Man

[Justcalledtosay]

To be honest, it seems a little unrealistically packed. I think those days at Glastonbury are over for the foreseeable future.

[JRhys29]

29 minutes ago, Justcalledtosay said:

To be honest, it seems a little unrealistically packed. I think those days at Glastonbury are over for the foreseeable future.

2022 felt quite stacked, but I imagine that was largely to do accommodating the previous 2 years worth of bookings. This year felt less so and I imagine it'll be the same next year.

[sisco]

11 hours ago, Memory Man said:

Wet leg wont do it again until they have a new album so i guess it depends on the release schedule for that. Foos support says not a lot for me, they could easily skip it if theyre taking most of the summer off.

They played new songs from the next album during their last Glasto set so I’ve no doubt it’s imminent.  With those Foos dates I’ll be amazed if they’re not playing