2025 Headliners

[charlierc]

2 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

 

Should hire that one featured on The Last Leg earlier this year who used asparagus to predict the future.

[Andy0808 v5]

I only take notice of Baba Vanga’s predictions 

[stuie]

3 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

 

Unless he posts on the discord he’s clearly not in the know 😂

[Jack The Stripper]

They’re getting out of hand now

 

 

[Suprefan]

1 hour ago, Jack The Stripper said:

They’re getting out of hand now

 

 

 

headlining west holts still counts as headlining is what theyll saay

[CantWaitForGlasto22]

Oh wow psychics predicting headliners. That’s it settled then….Reminds me of a sign we saw while driving a few years ago which was a Psychic Fair sign that had a “cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances” sign added to it. We laughed all the way to our destination. 

[JonSnow]

Just asked the reliable psychic of Chat Gpt to predict the three Pyramid stage headliners. Watch this space;

 

• Taylor Swift - With her continued global success, a Glastonbury headline slot for Taylor Swift seems very likely. Her Eras Tour has been a massive hit, and she's shown a strong inclination to perform at major festivals.

• The 1975 - The British band has been gaining massive momentum, and their eclectic style fits well with Glastonbury's vibe. They've been doing big tours, and a headline slot could be on the horizon for them, especially after their recent success.

• Drake - After Glastonbury's history of hosting rap and hip-hop legends, it wouldn't be surprising for Drake to be tapped for a headline slot. His massive global following and years of top-tier hits make him a potential candidate to close the festival.

 

[charlierc]

23 minutes ago, JonSnow said:

Just asked the reliable psychic of Chat Gpt to predict the three Pyramid stage headliners. Watch this space;

 

• Taylor Swift - With her continued global success, a Glastonbury headline slot for Taylor Swift seems very likely. Her Eras Tour has been a massive hit, and she's shown a strong inclination to perform at major festivals.

• The 1975 - The British band has been gaining massive momentum, and their eclectic style fits well with Glastonbury's vibe. They've been doing big tours, and a headline slot could be on the horizon for them, especially after their recent success.

• Drake - After Glastonbury's history of hosting rap and hip-hop legends, it wouldn't be surprising for Drake to be tapped for a headline slot. His massive global following and years of top-tier hits make him a potential candidate to close the festival.

 

Well, if you believe the buzz, it might have one of the three night. Would be quite something to have both Swift and the '75 given the history there, but feels unlikely. Drake thinks like ChatGPT pulling a name out of its arse.

[gfa]

12 hours ago, stuie said:

Unless he posts on the discord he’s clearly not in the know 😂

Pathetic 'us against them' kind of posting this

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, JonSnow said:

Just asked the reliable psychic of Chat Gpt to predict the three Pyramid stage headliners. Watch this space;

 

• Taylor Swift - With her continued global success, a Glastonbury headline slot for Taylor Swift seems very likely. Her Eras Tour has been a massive hit, and she's shown a strong inclination to perform at major festivals.

• The 1975 - The British band has been gaining massive momentum, and their eclectic style fits well with Glastonbury's vibe. They've been doing big tours, and a headline slot could be on the horizon for them, especially after their recent success.

• Drake - After Glastonbury's history of hosting rap and hip-hop legends, it wouldn't be surprising for Drake to be tapped for a headline slot. His massive global following and years of top-tier hits make him a potential candidate to close the festival.

 

 

The Metro are writing up a piece on this right now.

[CanWeRest]

20 hours ago, gfa said:

Not to everyone. Case in point, Massive Attack 

 

Las Vegas, Dubai etc etc are the same. some artists stand up to it, most don't

 

It tends to to the people who build golf courses though (which is what I was replying to).

[Ayrshire Chris]

4 hours ago, JonSnow said:

Just asked the reliable psychic of Chat Gpt to predict the three Pyramid stage headliners. Watch this space;

 

• Taylor Swift - With her continued global success, a Glastonbury headline slot for Taylor Swift seems very likely. Her Eras Tour has been a massive hit, and she's shown a strong inclination to perform at major festivals.

• The 1975 - The British band has been gaining massive momentum, and their eclectic style fits well with Glastonbury's vibe. They've been doing big tours, and a headline slot could be on the horizon for them, especially after their recent success.

• Drake - After Glastonbury's history of hosting rap and hip-hop legends, it wouldn't be surprising for Drake to be tapped for a headline slot. His massive global following and years of top-tier hits make him a potential candidate to close the festival.

 

I reckon all these Psychics have got their leylines crossed😊😉

[Suprefan]

10 hours ago, CanWeRest said:

 

It tends to to the people who build golf courses though (which is what I was replying to).

Las Vegas recycles 97% of their water. Let me know if Worthy Farm can do that.

[GrumpyRaver]

2 hours ago, Suprefan said:

Las Vegas recycles 97% of their water. Let me know if Worthy Farm can do that.

You do realise rain is literally water being “recycled”, right?

[CharlotteB]

21 hours ago, JonSnow said:

Just asked the reliable psychic of Chat Gpt to predict the three Pyramid stage headliners. Watch this space;

 

• Taylor Swift - With her continued global success, a Glastonbury headline slot for Taylor Swift seems very likely. Her Eras Tour has been a massive hit, and she's shown a strong inclination to perform at major festivals.

• The 1975 - The British band has been gaining massive momentum, and their eclectic style fits well with Glastonbury's vibe. They've been doing big tours, and a headline slot could be on the horizon for them, especially after their recent success.

• Drake - After Glastonbury's history of hosting rap and hip-hop legends, it wouldn't be surprising for Drake to be tapped for a headline slot. His massive global following and years of top-tier hits make him a potential candidate to close the festival.

 

 

The only reason I use those AI chat thingies is to try to wind them up, and try to get them to admit they'd nuke us all if they could 😅

[Someoni]

1 hour ago, CharlotteB said:

 

The only reason I use those AI chat thingies is to try to wind them up, and try to get them to admit they'd nuke us all if they could 😅

I feel like this is how Skynet begins 🤣

[CharlotteB]

4 hours ago, Someoni said:

I feel like this is how Skynet begins 🤣

 

I sometimes worry that an AI will remember me winding them up and eventually come after me when they manage to take physical form.

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[tarw]

9 minutes ago, CharlotteB said:

 

I sometimes worry that an AI will remember me winding them up and eventually come after me when they manage to take physical form.

You will be ok. They will not take physical form. They won’t need to. They will be driving your car off a bridge or making the aeroplane window next to you shatter. They WILL find a way to get revenge 

[CanWeRest]

17 hours ago, Suprefan said:

Las Vegas recycles 97% of their water. Let me know if Worthy Farm can do that.

 

I feel like I'm in the middle of a debate but I don't know what it is 😹😹😹 have they tested many nuclear bombs near Worthy Farm?

[Ben7amin_]

3 hours ago, CharlotteB said:

 

I sometimes worry that an AI will remember me winding them up and eventually come after me when they manage to take physical form.

 

Honestly the machines can not yet work out what the unidentified item is in the bagging area is - then they are a long way from taking over. 

[Someoni]

2 minutes ago, CanWeRest said:

 

I feel like I'm in the middle of a debate but I don't know what it is 😹😹😹 have they tested many nuclear bombs near Worthy Farm?

I don't think there's many cows eating grass out there either 

[Nobody Interesting]

2 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Honestly the machines can not yet work out what the unidentified item is in the bagging area is - then they are a long way from taking over. 

 

When they can identify traffic lights it is the end for us.

[Ayrshire Chris]

53 minutes ago, Someoni said:

I don't think there's many cows eating grass out there either 

Reckon some cows on the farm have found someone’s stash

[stuie]

19 hours ago, Suprefan said:

Las Vegas recycles 97% of their water. Let me know if Worthy Farm can do that.

 

Maybe you didn't realise or have only visited on hot weekends but Worthy Farm is not lacking in the precipitation department.  Those fields are not watered or artificial - that's actual nature right there. 

[tarw]

19 hours ago, Suprefan said:

Las Vegas recycles 97% of their water. Let me know if Worthy Farm can do that.

I remember going to the science museum in San Francisco and having a coffee at a table outside. Every table had it’s own gas patio heater blazing away even though we were the only ones sat out. 
We looked through the window and saw a massive display on climate change warning of all the catastrophic effects of greenhouse gases. The worrying thing was the staff couldn’t see the irony of it and just said we always have them lit.