Glastonbury lineup poster 2024

[Crazyfool01]

https://x.com/glastonbury/status/1768185263899963891?s=46&t=fy5TL9y8UGjtXdGt39V8Pw

[fraybentos1]

Idles headlining other is embarrassing. I think SZA is objectively weak too, they must have really struggled - no way that was plan A B or C

[Pr0paneNightm4re]

Pretty happy with the lineup with the exception of the headliners. Across all stages the headliners feel quite weak. Lots of smaller acts I love but just no higher ticket acts to end the days on a high

[fraybentos1]

Defo a lot of stuff I like in there though and by the times it’s filled out it’ll be good. There’s always surprises too when the full lineup comes out.

[Chrisp1986]

Thank F*** Seetickets crashed in October.

[Crazyfool01]

Nice one Emily on the majority female headliners 

edit for clarity in case people feel offended by nice one Emily .  I’m happy Emily is working towards her objective and will be seeing Dua lipa and really looking forward to the party 

Edited March 14 by Crazyfool01

[4AssedMonkey]

General consensus from our Facebook group - underwhelming.  I can see us spending a lot of time in the SE corner/circus etc. this year which is no bad thing.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Seventeen = Stevie Nicks

[The Other Steve]

1 minute ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Seventeen = Stevie Nicks

Why is that? I've heard others say it too but what's the connection?

[CaledonianGonzo]

1 minute ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Seventeen = Stevie Nicks

 

Just now, The Other Steve said:

Why is that? I've heard others say it too but what's the connection?

Nah

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventeen_(South_Korean_band)

Kpop

[FrankieX]

I don't have a ticket this year, so it is with some relief that I realise I really don't seem to have any must-sees which I am missing out on. Little Simz is the closest, but I saw her in 2022.

I'd still rather be there than not, and will be trying in the resale, but the lineup is more "I'd watch them if I'm there" than anything else.

[dotdash79]

Weak top line but under that it’s great. Loads for me, 10 years time people will say that’s an all time line up. 

[Crazyfool01]

Delighted on Coldplay the hard work has paid off 😀

[kugglaw]

Very boring line ip. Lots of stuff I either don’t know or am just not interested in. Why is the lineup so mid?

[Justcalledtosay]

What hard work?

I think this line up will make it a tad easier to get tickets next year.

[Joey Peeps]

Assumed Kim Gordon was a shoo-in, alas not. 

[nikkic]

11 minutes ago, fraybentos1 said:

Idles headlining other is embarrassing. I think SZA is objectively weak too, they must have really struggled - no way that was plan A B or C

You’d say SZA was headlining Other and IDLES Woodsies, but both got bumped when Madge/Stevie didn’t happen. 

Would make sense. 

[danbailey80]

10 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

 

Nah

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventeen_(South_Korean_band)

Kpop

FFS. tbh I thought it was Stevie. f**king KPOP. f**k off

[deadponyclub]

Now where is Dave Grohl hiding in that lineup 👀

[airwaves]

I reckon that Emily shot herself in the foot when she declared LAST YEAR that she had 2 female headliners and female legend and then failed to get contracts with Madonna, Taylor Swift, O-Rod or Stevie Nicks

Ended up with decidedly 2nd string Plan D artists

But hey, headliners probably relatively cheap so more money for charity?? 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Emily dialling in to Lauren Laverne shortly 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Just now, airwaves said:

I reckon that Emily shot herself in the foot when she declared LAST YEAR that she had 2 female headliners and female legend and then failed to get contracts with Madonna, Taylor Swift, O-Rod or Stevie Nicks

Ended up with decidedly 2nd string Plan D artists

But hey, headliners probably relatively cheap so more money for charity?? 

Nah. Why would SZA getting the call affect so many other things?

[pie_and_a_pint]

Actually love the undercard - some absolute gems. But apart from The National I’ll struggle for (music) headliners. 
 

Plenty to do in theatre/circus though! 

[RutgerGM]

Can someone figure out which acts are playing which day?

[Havors]

Paddy Power need to do a Glasto Fan denial... some people chat absolute bubbles 😄