What NICHE bar would you like to have at Glastonbury

[Superscally]

I want the Purple Bar, that plays nothing but Prince, and has Purple Rain on every other song. 

[giantkatestacks]

Goes into the bar with @Superscallyand doesnt leave again. Though I'm more of an obscure vault tracks kind of gal.

[pie_and_a_pint]

I'd just like those wine bars back with the big inflatable bottles on top and the bangin' disco going all night 😞

[Gnomicide]

The Swan.

[Flying_Hellfish]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

The Swan.

and ... ?

[Gnomicide]

Just now, Flying_Hellfish said:

and ... ?

Just The Swan.

[Superscally]

8 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

The Swan.

...and three posts in, I'm out of upvotes for the day

[Superscally]

6 minutes ago, Flying_Hellfish said:

and ... ?

You need to go! Liverpool, BTW

 

[e_p]

Dry

[Metal Monkey]

4 minutes ago, e_p said:

Dry

A high bar (ometer) then? 

[Neil]

the plough in Easton should run a bar it'd be the best bar like the plough is the best pub.

[Mr Boo]

The Bike Shed -

To give you the feel you are breaking the school rules (80s style),  you get to experience the dangers of hanging out in the school bike sheds.

To get to the bar you go past a teacher questioning why you aren’t in class and several signs with arbitrary/ ridiculous rules on them. 
You then enter a small bar (shaped like a school bike shed). The walls should be covered with chopper and grifter bikes.

You get to break the rules by drinking disappointing lager from the 80s (I’m thinking Hofmeister, Skull, Kestrel) and for those feeling particularly rebellious Snake Bite will be on offer.

Music on the bar should include Pink Floyd’s ‘another brick in the wall’ and Alice Coopers “schools out’.

Within a few minutes, you should be left with thoughts such as-

‘well this is rubbish’

‘I’m bored’

‘stupid school’

’I don’t want to do my home work ’

followed by -

‘Blimey I’m at Glastonbury, let’s go and do that instead’. 
 

Leave to the sound of the school bell ringing and feeling strangely euphoric. 

 

Edit -The bike shed should be situated by some horrible toilets (a bit of a reach I know) with the school bully hanging out in them and threatening to nick your pocket money.

Edited June 8 by Mr Boo

[al_coholic]

I would like a proper craft beer bar, selling Beavertown, Tiny Rebel, Northern Monk etc... beers properly. 

[westholtschic]

One that plays disco, funk , soul, Motown and northern soul all day and sells Westons Vintage cider.

[Superscally]

1 hour ago, Mr Boo said:

The Bike Shed -

To give you the feel you are breaking the school rules (80s style),  you get to experience the dangers of hanging out in the school bike sheds.

To get to the bar you go past a teacher questioning why you aren’t in class and several signs with arbitrary/ ridiculous rules on them. 
You then enter a small bar (shaped like a school bike shed). The walls should be covered with chopper and grifter bikes.

You get to break the rules by drinking disappointing lager from the 80s (I’m thinking Hofmeister, Skull, Kestrel) and for those feeling particularly rebellious Snake Bite will be on offer.

Music on the bar should include Pink Floyd’s ‘another brick in the wall’ and Alice Coopers “schools out’.

Within a few minutes, you should be left with thoughts such as-

‘well this is rubbish’

‘I’m bored’

‘stupid school’

’I don’t want to do my home work ’

followed by -

‘Blimey I’m at Glastonbury, let’s go and do that instead’. 
 

Leave to the sound of the school bell ringing and feeling strangely euphoric. 

 

Edit -The bike shed should be situated by some horrible toilets (a bit of a reach I know) with the school bully hanging out in them and threatening to nick your pocket money.

Smoking allowed

[Superscally]

1 hour ago, westholtschic said:

One that plays disco, funk , soul, Motown and northern soul all day and sells Westons Vintage cider.

Danger

[Superscally]

1 hour ago, al_coholic said:

I would like a proper craft beer bar, selling Beavertown, Tiny Rebel, Northern Monk etc... beers properly. 

Doesn't the TapHouse do that? 

[Hotfry]

10 hours ago, Neil said:

the plough in Easton should run a bar it'd be the best bar like the plough is the best pub.

What a place!

[jow95]

2 hours ago, Mr Boo said:

The Bike Shed -

To give you the feel you are breaking the school rules (80s style),  you get to experience the dangers of hanging out in the school bike sheds.

To get to the bar you go past a teacher questioning why you aren’t in class and several signs with arbitrary/ ridiculous rules on them. 
You then enter a small bar (shaped like a school bike shed). The walls should be covered with chopper and grifter bikes.

You get to break the rules by drinking disappointing lager from the 80s (I’m thinking Hofmeister, Skull, Kestrel) and for those feeling particularly rebellious Snake Bite will be on offer.

Music on the bar should include Pink Floyd’s ‘another brick in the wall’ and Alice Coopers “schools out’.

Within a few minutes, you should be left with thoughts such as-

‘well this is rubbish’

‘I’m bored’

‘stupid school’

’I don’t want to do my home work ’

followed by -

‘Blimey I’m at Glastonbury, let’s go and do that instead’. 
 

Leave to the sound of the school bell ringing and feeling strangely euphoric. 

 

Edit -The bike shed should be situated by some horrible toilets (a bit of a reach I know) with the school bully hanging out in them and threatening to nick your pocket money.

this but a modern version where you can't see the person next to you for vape smoke and you have to do a tik tok dance to get served at the bar

[balti-pie]

A proper poncy Swedish themed craft beer place  with omnipollo insane pastry stouts on tap, Swedish metal bands on the speakers only, and door staff that rank how niche pretentious you are with questions about music taste and lower league football. I’ll be fine 😎 don’t fancy anyone else’s chances of getting in though 

[The Nal]

Pre war delta blues, cocktails, whiskey, beer.

[Bods670]

2 hours ago, Mr Boo said:

The Bike Shed -

To give you the feel you are breaking the school rules (80s style),  you get to experience the dangers of hanging out in the school bike sheds.

To get to the bar you go past a teacher questioning why you aren’t in class and several signs with arbitrary/ ridiculous rules on them. 
You then enter a small bar (shaped like a school bike shed). The walls should be covered with chopper and grifter bikes.

You get to break the rules by drinking disappointing lager from the 80s (I’m thinking Hofmeister, Skull, Kestrel) and for those feeling particularly rebellious Snake Bite will be on offer.

Music on the bar should include Pink Floyd’s ‘another brick in the wall’ and Alice Coopers “schools out’.

Within a few minutes, you should be left with thoughts such as-

‘well this is rubbish’

‘I’m bored’

‘stupid school’

’I don’t want to do my home work ’

followed by -

‘Blimey I’m at Glastonbury, let’s go and do that instead’. 
 

Leave to the sound of the school bell ringing and feeling strangely euphoric. 

 

Edit -The bike shed should be situated by some horrible toilets (a bit of a reach I know) with the school bully hanging out in them and threatening to nick your pocket money.

As a school teacher trying to forget about school for the weekend, this would be horrendous yet amazing at the same time!

[4AssedMonkey]

2 hours ago, westholtschic said:

One that plays disco, funk , soul, Motown and northern soul all day and sells Westons Vintage cider.

For the win.

 

What happened to the bourbon place just down from Williams Green?  That was pretty cool late on.

[sfroml]

How about a proper old school working mens club/social club on site.

 

20p pool.

Cig machine (you need a stool next to it so that you can have a glass of pop and a bag of crisps to relive your youth).

Space Invaders.

Juke Box.

Linoleum square flooring with cig burns.

Meat raffle.

 

 

[westholtschic]

32 minutes ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

For the win.

 

What happened to the bourbon place just down from Williams Green?  That was pretty cool late on.

Don’t know but it was good