Why?

[tarw]

7 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

tell me why 

 

 

I don’t like Mondays 

[Dave_c]

17 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Why do people queue 15 minutes for a water refill tap when there's another one 100 metres away with zero queue?

People queue for ages to use the toilets in worthy view in the mornings when you can pop down the hill to the longdrops at Strummerville which are empty and usually palatial having not been used since the last clean. It's my cheat code!

[Nobody Interesting]

Why

 

Did the cow jump over the moon?

[Neville Street]

51 minutes ago, glimmers_of_hope said:

out of up votes

Also out of up votes

[Crazyfool01]

Why am I always out of upvotes when I need them ? 

[doogie]

Why does your love hurt so much?

[CaledonianGonzo]

39 minutes ago, Dave_c said:

People queue for ages to use the toilets in worthy view in the mornings when you can pop down the hill to the longdrops at Strummerville which are empty and usually palatial having not been used since the last clean. It's my cheat code!

 

Definitely the players move.

[plaskins]

Does it always rain on me?

 

 

Sorry 😐 

[Mich1268]

1 hour ago, incident said:

 

It's to allow large touring productions to get their full show in. A good example would be Pet Shop Boys a couple years ago.

It's actually a relatively "standard" size - being the same off the shelf product as used by (amongst others) R+L, Wireless, Download, etc, and also approximately the same height as various others like IoW and BST.

 

It's actually the Pyramid (being smaller than the current industry norms) that's arguably out of proportion these days.

Far too knowledgeable for my liking. 😆

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

do gulls suddenly appear...

Edited June 20 by HotChipWillBreakYourLegs

[MrHew]

isn't the festival as good as it used to be?

[clarkete]

 

[Hotfry]

 

[parsonjack]

Why do people queue for hours for a shower?

[Grinding aftertaste]

8 minutes ago, parsonjack said:

Why do people queue for hours for a shower?

 

Because the don't know about the Greenpeace ticket system - grab a number early doors and then come back later and hop to the front of the queue 🙏

[Bike_Like_A_Mum]

Why do people stay at the pyramid stage all.day.long 🤯

[tarw]

3 minutes ago, Bike_Like_A_Mum said:

Why do people stay at the pyramid stage all.day.long 🤯

Don’t you know how long it takes to move all that picnic stuff from stage to stage?

[al_coholic]

Why am I limited on upvotes?

[Crazyfool01]

3 minutes ago, al_coholic said:

Why am I limited on upvotes?

You’ll get 1 more if you sign up for gold . Makes you ration them . Although sadly days like today when the threads are in full flow with people getting tickets there just aren’t enough … I attempt to make a mental note and come back when they refill 

Edited June 20 by Crazyfool01

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, al_coholic said:

Why am I limited on upvotes?

 

It's all to do with 'The System'

 

[Lycra]

...do I bother watching England matches 😔

[e_p]

Didn’t people buy car park tickets for Sticklinch when they booked Sticklinch. 

Edited June 20 by e_p

[Dreamingofsunnydays]

Is my alcohol tolerance so low all of a sudden?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

 

If....

 

[Metal Monkey]

…does Monday morning arrive about 4 hours after I start drinking on Wednesday?