Glasto 24 overheard/funnies

[waltere]

Girl in the crowd about 10 mins before Justice started "I really feel like a big bag of cells and stuff you know"

 

Saw a guy near the toilets at the back of the Other field after The Streets toss a coin and then with a resigned look on his face do a huge key of what looked like ket

[baggie92]

2 girls near me when Damon came on with Bombay Bicycle Club, the one was trying to explain who he was to the other.

 

"He sung that song Parklife...." 

 

"Never heard of it".

[Talcroft]

Girl to her mates when Romy and Oliver joined Jamie XX onstage:

"Who're they?" 

Mates: "The XX" 

Girl: "No those other two" 

Mates: "Yeh... The XX" 

Girl, increasingly frustrated: "yes I know who Jamie XX is but I'm asking who those other two are."

One mate takes the lead: "It's the XX - the band he started in, that's them."

Girl: "no, he's a DJ, you're just making this up now to wind me up." 

[Beerqueen]

When Shania Twain asked what we were doing in 1997, my 28 year old daughter turned to me and said, "probably sucking on your boob".

[kagey]

3 hours ago, Talcroft said:

Girl to her mates when Romy and Oliver joined Jamie XX onstage:

"Who're they?" 

Mates: "The XX" 

Girl: "No those other two" 

Mates: "Yeh... The XX" 

Girl, increasingly frustrated: "yes I know who Jamie XX is but I'm asking who those other two are."

One mate takes the lead: "It's the XX - the band he started in, that's them."

Girl: "no, he's a DJ, you're just making this up now to wind me up." 

https://youtu.be/Mdqv5xIsFLM?si=6GZGpjBsTwcp2rxy

[Talcroft]

9 hours ago, kagey said:

https://youtu.be/Mdqv5xIsFLM?si=6GZGpjBsTwcp2rxy

 

 Excellent

[paulshane]

walking from East camper to gate C on saturday evening.

 

Guy in front of me on his phone but not speaking

 

About a minute passes

 

He then says 'the drugs are working'

 

then puts his phone away.

[cheesey_toastie]

Walking away from the Other as James were about to start...

"So this 'James' is it just the one bloke or a band like?"

[eatingglitter]

Guy 1: …and that’s when I decided I had a real passion for pinball. 
Guy 2: mate, I’m so glad you found your true love. It must be amazing to have that level of passion for pinball

 

and

 

guy 1: how many steps have you done today?

guy 2: do I look like I give a f**k?!!

[mufcok]

I can only assume there was an Eminem rumour cause walking upto Woodsies I heard:

 

'Going from Eminem to Kasabian is like going from Beyonce to Emma Bunton'

[The Nal]

Some bloke at Heilung as they were using human arm bones as drumsticks: "How the f**k are we supposed to go to Dua Lipa after this?"

[km9]

Just outside the tent at woodsies, a girl was asking her mates who were going to be playing. They told her at least twice it was kasabian, then she turned and asked me, to which I replied "kasabian". She then asked "is that with an N?" All I could say in response was, are you OK?

[Spindles]

In a queue for food, woman in front of me is joined by her mate who annouces "I've literally just sh*t in a sink"

[ourkid1984]

Wearing a Southampton FC shirt someone raised their fist to me and said "come on you blades", I said, "it's a saints shirt", he argued with me about that fact so I showed him the badge and said, "look, Southampton FC", he responded by saying, "you can't cut butter with that blade you just stabbed me with."