2025 Stage Predictions

[Pr0paneNightm4re]

On 9/3/2024 at 1:41 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Fred Again.., The XX, Hozier, Sigrid, Teddy Swims, Heather Small
Other - Biffy Clyro, Rema, Frank Carter and the Sex Pistols, Kneecap, Vanessa Bling, The Subways, Feeder(opener)
West Holts - Mary J. Blige, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Rizzle Kicks, Yussef Dayes, Elmiene
Woodsies - Underworld, Spiritualized, TBA(Wolf Alice), Jordan Adetunji, Waxahatchee
Park - Gabriels, Denzel Curry, Holly Johnson, The Lemon Twigs, Bilmuri

 

Saturday
Pyramid - Eminem, Raye, Tears for Fears, The Libertines, Ezra Collective, Yemi Alade
Other - Charli XCX, Jamie T, CMAT, Dom Dolla, Enter Shikari, Shed Seven
West Holts - Nile Rodgers & Chic, Ashnikko, Amaarae, Fat Dog, Tiken Jah Fakoly
Woodsies - Khruangbin, Nova Twins, Shaboozey, Coco Jones, Lizzy Mcalpine
Park - Self Esteem, Amyl and the Sniffers, Katy B, Orville Peck, Been Stellar

 

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Chappell Roan, Becky Hill, Cher, Natasha Bedingfield, Travis
Other - The Prodigy, Asake, Marina, Rex Orange County, The Wombats, The Lottery Winners
West Holts - Barry Can’t Swim, The Marley Brothers, 070 Shake, Yaya Bey, Meute
Woodsies - Robyn, Mac Demarco, Kula Shaker, Bleachers, LeoStayTrill
Park - Future Islands, Beabadoobee, TBA(Franz Ferdinand), Clown Core, Bartees Strange

The Prodigy Vs Stevie Wonder clash would be devastating. All time live act or all time great that rarely comes around. 
Biffy Clyro would also be f**king brilliant on the other stage. 

Is Eminem really a Glastonbury booking in 2025? Sure he’d draw a crowd but really can’t see it. Can anyone seriously picture him rapping ‘f**k blind people and deaf people suck’ on the pyramid broadcast by BBC?
Would take this lineup in a heartbeat though.

[Avalon_Fields]

On 9/3/2024 at 1:41 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Fred Again.., The XX, Hozier, Sigrid, Teddy Swims, Heather Small
Other - Biffy Clyro, Rema, Frank Carter and the Sex Pistols, Kneecap, Vanessa Bling, The Subways, Feeder(opener)
West Holts - Mary J. Blige, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Rizzle Kicks, Yussef Dayes, Elmiene
Woodsies - Underworld, Spiritualized, TBA(Wolf Alice), Jordan Adetunji, Waxahatchee
Park - Gabriels, Denzel Curry, Holly Johnson, The Lemon Twigs, Bilmuri

 

Saturday
Pyramid - Eminem, Raye, Tears for Fears, The Libertines, Ezra Collective, Yemi Alade
Other - Charli XCX, Jamie T, CMAT, Dom Dolla, Enter Shikari, Shed Seven
West Holts - Nile Rodgers & Chic, Ashnikko, Amaarae, Fat Dog, Tiken Jah Fakoly
Woodsies - Khruangbin, Nova Twins, Shaboozey, Coco Jones, Lizzy Mcalpine
Park - Self Esteem, Amyl and the Sniffers, Katy B, Orville Peck, Been Stellar

 

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Chappell Roan, Becky Hill, Cher, Natasha Bedingfield, Travis
Other - The Prodigy, Asake, Marina, Rex Orange County, The Wombats, The Lottery Winners
West Holts - Barry Can’t Swim, The Marley Brothers, 070 Shake, Yaya Bey, Meute
Woodsies - Robyn, Mac Demarco, Kula Shaker, Bleachers, LeoStayTrill
Park - Future Islands, Beabadoobee, TBA(Franz Ferdinand), Clown Core, Bartees Strange

I love these stage prediction lists, this in particular sets me off into a dreamworld (Because it’s too strong to be realistic, sorry). 
 

Shout out for Hozier though, seems never gets and recognition on here but he’s getting huge and his last album is super. I’m going to whisper it…. He could be a headliner! 

[gfa]

19 hours ago, archiegow said:

September update (inevitably forgot a bunch of reasonable shouts):

Friday:

Pyramid - Fred again.., Chappell Roan, Hozier, Teddy Swims, Travis, Anastacia

Other Stage - Charli xcx, The Libertines, Gracie Abrams, Kneecap, Shed Seven, Feeder

West Holts - Nile Rodgers & Chic, Amaarae, Rizzle Kicks, Magdalena Bay, Charlotte Adigery & Bolis Pupol, Master Peace

Woodsies - Khruangbin, Beabadoobee, TBA, Cat Burns, Wunderhorse

The Park - Suede, Ethel Cain, Yves Tumor, Kelly Lee Owens, Model/Actriz

Saturday:

Pyramid - Lady Gaga, Paramore, Alanis Morrisette, Becky Hill, Maggie Rogers

Other Stage - The Prodigy, Asake, CMAT, Snow Patrol, James Bay

West Holts - Ezra Collective, Denzel Curry, Obongjayar, Vieux Farka Touré, Tierra Whack

Woodsies - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Glass Animals, Clairo, Nova Twins, English Teacher, Kojey Radical

The Park - Deftones, Gabriels, TBA, 100 gecs, The Lemon Twigs, Bartees Strange

Sunday:

Pyramid - Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Sabrina Carpenter, Cher, Tyla, Gabrielle

Other Stage - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Self Esteem, Wet Leg, Amyl and the Sniffers, Inhaler

West Holts - JPEGMAFIA, Kamasi Washington, Oh Sees, Hak Baker, Fat Dog

Woodsies - BARRY CAN'T SWIM, Blossoms, PinkPantheress, Bleachers, Nadine Shah

The Park - The Flaming Lips, The Voidz, Waxahatchee, Moses Sumney, Julien Baker

 

Edit: completely forgot my wish list shout of Magdalena Bay

I would definitely take this.

 

Theres a few acts underbilled there i'd say - Snow Patrol, Pinkpantheress, Glass Animals - maybe 100gecs, blossoms and wet leg too

[chew the fat]

Thrown this together

 

Fri

Py: Fred Again.., The xx, Jack White, Phoebe Bridgers, Khruangbin, Self Esteem

OS: Wolf Alice, AJ Tracey, Lily Allen, Wet Leg, The Wombats

WH: Kano, Patti Smith, Denzel Curry, Cleo Sol, Nala Sinephro

Wo: The Flaming Lips, Clairo, The Horrors, Everything Everything, The Dare

Pa: Underworld, Future Islands, Kelly Lee Owens, Sevdaliza, Nilufer Yanya

 

Sat

Py: Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, Loyle Carner, Simple Minds, Laura Marling, Angelique Kidjo

OS: Charli xcx, The Libertines, Deftones, Beabadoobee, Griff

WH: FKA Twigs, Floating Points, Obongjayar, Black Uhuru, Rizzle Kicks

Wo: Pixies, Big Thief, Black Country New Road, Bat For Lashes, Ren

Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Amyl + the Sniffers, Lucinda Williams, She Say She, Geordie Greep

 

Sun
Py: Stevie Wonder, Pulp, Chappell Roan, Cher, Ezra Collective, Joan Armatrading

OS: Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Asake, Knucks, Turnstile, Wunderhorse

WH: Four Tet, Shygirl, Gilberto Gil, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Wo: Becky Hill, Caribou, Kae Tempest, Frank Carter + the Sex Pistols, Yves Tumor

Pa: M.I.A, The Voidz, Anna Calvi, Kojey Radical, Fat Dog

[northernangel]

11 minutes ago, chew the fat said:

Thrown this together

 

Fri

Py: Fred Again.., The xx, Jack White, Phoebe Bridgers, Khruangbin, Self Esteem

OS: Wolf Alice, AJ Tracey, Lily Allen, Wet Leg, The Wombats

WH: Kano, Patti Smith, Denzel Curry, Cleo Sol, Nala Sinephro

Wo: The Flaming Lips, Clairo, The Horrors, Everything Everything, The Dare

Pa: Underworld, Future Islands, Kelly Lee Owens, Sevdaliza, Nilufer Yanya

 

Sat

Py: Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, Loyle Carner, Simple Minds, Laura Marling, Angelique Kidjo

OS: Charli xcx, The Libertines, Deftones, Beabadoobee, Griff

WH: FKA Twigs, Floating Points, Obongjayar, Black Uhuru, Rizzle Kicks

Wo: Pixies, Big Thief, Black Country New Road, Bat For Lashes, Ren

Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Amyl + the Sniffers, Lucinda Williams, She Say She, Geordie Greep

 

Sun
Py: Stevie Wonder, Pulp, Chappell Roan, Cher, Ezra Collective, Joan Armatrading

OS: Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Asake, Knucks, Turnstile, Wunderhorse

WH: Four Tet, Shygirl, Gilberto Gil, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Wo: Becky Hill, Caribou, Kae Tempest, Frank Carter + the Sex Pistols, Yves Tumor

Pa: M.I.A, The Voidz, Anna Calvi, Kojey Radical, Fat Dog

I reckon Jack will sub or headline Other, he's never missed Glastonbury when he has new material and Glastonbury is on and he lastly did a park secret set.

 

Pulp are a stick on for Pyramid sub for me.

[archiegow]

55 minutes ago, chew the fat said:

Thrown this together

 

Fri

Py: Fred Again.., The xx, Jack White, Phoebe Bridgers, Khruangbin, Self Esteem

OS: Wolf Alice, AJ Tracey, Lily Allen, Wet Leg, The Wombats

WH: Kano, Patti Smith, Denzel Curry, Cleo Sol, Nala Sinephro

Wo: The Flaming Lips, Clairo, The Horrors, Everything Everything, The Dare

Pa: Underworld, Future Islands, Kelly Lee Owens, Sevdaliza, Nilufer Yanya

 

Sat

Py: Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, Loyle Carner, Simple Minds, Laura Marling, Angelique Kidjo

OS: Charli xcx, The Libertines, Deftones, Beabadoobee, Griff

WH: FKA Twigs, Floating Points, Obongjayar, Black Uhuru, Rizzle Kicks

Wo: Pixies, Big Thief, Black Country New Road, Bat For Lashes, Ren

Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Amyl + the Sniffers, Lucinda Williams, She Say She, Geordie Greep

 

Sun
Py: Stevie Wonder, Pulp, Chappell Roan, Cher, Ezra Collective, Joan Armatrading

OS: Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Asake, Knucks, Turnstile, Wunderhorse

WH: Four Tet, Shygirl, Gilberto Gil, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Wo: Becky Hill, Caribou, Kae Tempest, Frank Carter + the Sex Pistols, Yves Tumor

Pa: M.I.A, The Voidz, Anna Calvi, Kojey Radical, Fat Dog

That Charli xcx/King Gizzard clash would kill me off but very solid lineup here!

[Euphoricape]

4 hours ago, chew the fat said:

Thrown this together

 

Fri

Py: Fred Again.., The xx, Jack White, Phoebe Bridgers, Khruangbin, Self Esteem

OS: Wolf Alice, AJ Tracey, Lily Allen, Wet Leg, The Wombats

WH: Kano, Patti Smith, Denzel Curry, Cleo Sol, Nala Sinephro

Wo: The Flaming Lips, Clairo, The Horrors, Everything Everything, The Dare

Pa: Underworld, Future Islands, Kelly Lee Owens, Sevdaliza, Nilufer Yanya

 

Sat

Py: Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, Loyle Carner, Simple Minds, Laura Marling, Angelique Kidjo

OS: Charli xcx, The Libertines, Deftones, Beabadoobee, Griff

WH: FKA Twigs, Floating Points, Obongjayar, Black Uhuru, Rizzle Kicks

Wo: Pixies, Big Thief, Black Country New Road, Bat For Lashes, Ren

Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Amyl + the Sniffers, Lucinda Williams, She Say She, Geordie Greep

 

Sun
Py: Stevie Wonder, Pulp, Chappell Roan, Cher, Ezra Collective, Joan Armatrading

OS: Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Asake, Knucks, Turnstile, Wunderhorse

WH: Four Tet, Shygirl, Gilberto Gil, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Wo: Becky Hill, Caribou, Kae Tempest, Frank Carter + the Sex Pistols, Yves Tumor

Pa: M.I.A, The Voidz, Anna Calvi, Kojey Radical, Fat Dog

Just about perfect 👌 

[Euphoricape]

Less than Jake are destined to play the Truth stage at 4am

 

Edited September 6 by Euphoricape

[northernangel]

12 hours ago, Euphoricape said:

Less than Jake are destined to play the Truth stage at 4am

 

As great as it would be I don't see it happening.

[gfa]

On 9/6/2024 at 3:00 PM, chew the fat said:

Thrown this together

 

Fri

Py: Fred Again.., The xx, Jack White, Phoebe Bridgers, Khruangbin, Self Esteem

OS: Wolf Alice, AJ Tracey, Lily Allen, Wet Leg, The Wombats

WH: Kano, Patti Smith, Denzel Curry, Cleo Sol, Nala Sinephro

Wo: The Flaming Lips, Clairo, The Horrors, Everything Everything, The Dare

Pa: Underworld, Future Islands, Kelly Lee Owens, Sevdaliza, Nilufer Yanya

 

Sat

Py: Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, Loyle Carner, Simple Minds, Laura Marling, Angelique Kidjo

OS: Charli xcx, The Libertines, Deftones, Beabadoobee, Griff

WH: FKA Twigs, Floating Points, Obongjayar, Black Uhuru, Rizzle Kicks

Wo: Pixies, Big Thief, Black Country New Road, Bat For Lashes, Ren

Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Amyl + the Sniffers, Lucinda Williams, She Say She, Geordie Greep

 

Sun
Py: Stevie Wonder, Pulp, Chappell Roan, Cher, Ezra Collective, Joan Armatrading

OS: Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Asake, Knucks, Turnstile, Wunderhorse

WH: Four Tet, Shygirl, Gilberto Gil, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Wo: Becky Hill, Caribou, Kae Tempest, Frank Carter + the Sex Pistols, Yves Tumor

Pa: M.I.A, The Voidz, Anna Calvi, Kojey Radical, Fat Dog

This lineup would be class.

[sisco]

On 9/6/2024 at 3:00 PM, chew the fat said:

Thrown this together

 

Fri

Py: Fred Again.., The xx, Jack White, Phoebe Bridgers, Khruangbin, Self Esteem

OS: Wolf Alice, AJ Tracey, Lily Allen, Wet Leg, The Wombats

WH: Kano, Patti Smith, Denzel Curry, Cleo Sol, Nala Sinephro

Wo: The Flaming Lips, Clairo, The Horrors, Everything Everything, The Dare

Pa: Underworld, Future Islands, Kelly Lee Owens, Sevdaliza, Nilufer Yanya

 

Sat

Py: Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, Loyle Carner, Simple Minds, Laura Marling, Angelique Kidjo

OS: Charli xcx, The Libertines, Deftones, Beabadoobee, Griff

WH: FKA Twigs, Floating Points, Obongjayar, Black Uhuru, Rizzle Kicks

Wo: Pixies, Big Thief, Black Country New Road, Bat For Lashes, Ren

Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Amyl + the Sniffers, Lucinda Williams, She Say She, Geordie Greep

 

Sun
Py: Stevie Wonder, Pulp, Chappell Roan, Cher, Ezra Collective, Joan Armatrading

OS: Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Asake, Knucks, Turnstile, Wunderhorse

WH: Four Tet, Shygirl, Gilberto Gil, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Wo: Becky Hill, Caribou, Kae Tempest, Frank Carter + the Sex Pistols, Yves Tumor

Pa: M.I.A, The Voidz, Anna Calvi, Kojey Radical, Fat Dog

To good 

[RichieSpenno]

On 9/6/2024 at 3:00 PM, chew the fat said:

Thrown this together

 

Fri

Py: Fred Again.., The xx, Jack White, Phoebe Bridgers, Khruangbin, Self Esteem

OS: Wolf Alice, AJ Tracey, Lily Allen, Wet Leg, The Wombats

WH: Kano, Patti Smith, Denzel Curry, Cleo Sol, Nala Sinephro

Wo: The Flaming Lips, Clairo, The Horrors, Everything Everything, The Dare

Pa: Underworld, Future Islands, Kelly Lee Owens, Sevdaliza, Nilufer Yanya

 

Sat

Py: Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, Loyle Carner, Simple Minds, Laura Marling, Angelique Kidjo

OS: Charli xcx, The Libertines, Deftones, Beabadoobee, Griff

WH: FKA Twigs, Floating Points, Obongjayar, Black Uhuru, Rizzle Kicks

Wo: Pixies, Big Thief, Black Country New Road, Bat For Lashes, Ren

Pa: King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard, Amyl + the Sniffers, Lucinda Williams, She Say She, Geordie Greep

 

Sun
Py: Stevie Wonder, Pulp, Chappell Roan, Cher, Ezra Collective, Joan Armatrading

OS: Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Asake, Knucks, Turnstile, Wunderhorse

WH: Four Tet, Shygirl, Gilberto Gil, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Wo: Becky Hill, Caribou, Kae Tempest, Frank Carter + the Sex Pistols, Yves Tumor

Pa: M.I.A, The Voidz, Anna Calvi, Kojey Radical, Fat Dog

Deftones,  libertines, eminem is pure filth and I love it.