2025 Stage Predictions

[Euphoricape]

3 hours ago, Guz said:

Tried my best on this one. Probably to many big fish in here. Some I wish, some I expect and some rumours. 

 

FRI

Pyramid: The 1975 - Paramore - Stereophonics - Teddy Swims - Flogging Molly - Alanis Morissette - Nessa Barrett

Other: Chase & Status - Jack White - Courteeners - Tate McRae - Electric Callboy - CMAT - Lambrini Girls - Kaiser Chiefs (opener)

West Holts: SAULT - Cypress Hill - Marcus King - YG Marley - Leon Bridges - Nu Genea - Charlie & The Tropicales - Cindy Lee

Woodsies: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Touché Amoré - Bob Vylan - Sports Team - SPRINTS - Gurriers - DITZ - Carsick

Park: Beabadoobee - Adrianne Lenker & Tucker Zimmerman - Frankie and the Witch Fingers - Laura Marling - Warhaus - CVC - Tramhaus 

 

SAT

Pyramid: Lady Gaga - Vampire Weekend - Noah Kahan - Gigi Perez - Elbow - Benson Boone

Other: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Libertines - Gracie Abrams - Kneecap - girl in red - Wunderhorse 

West Holts: Bicep - Ezra Collective - Schoolboy Q - Fat Freddy's Drop - Hajaj - Liam Bailey - Nubiyan Twist - Robert Cray Band 

Woodsies: Becky Hill - Franz Ferdinand - Joey Valence & Brae - Gut Health - High Vis 

Park: Midland - Brutalismus3000 - Katy J Pearson - Osees - English Teacher - MJ Lenderman - Personal Trainer - Haevn

 

SUN

Pyramid: Rolling Stones - Sam Fender - Chappell Roan - Scissor Sisters - Rod Stewart - Mika 

Other: Charlie XCX - The Smile - Wet Leg - Snow Patrol - Addison Rae - Kingfishr

West Holts: The XX - Tyla - Thee Sacred Souls - Nemzzz - Eek-A-Mouse - Ghost-Note - Nilufer Yanya - Sevdaliza

 

Woodsies: The Flaming Lips - Sex Pistols & Frank Carter - Deki Alem - Fat Dog - Royel Otis - Lip Critic - Soapbox - The Southern River Band 

Park: Amyl and the Sniffers - Jake Bugg - Cassandra Jenkins - Wine Lips - WH Lung - High Fade - Kitty Liv - Wild 

This would be unbelievably good 🔥

[NorthernSoul52]

Been a while since Kaiser Chiefs played. Would naturally suit a lot of the MOR crowd, but prime nostalgia territory with the Employment shows to boot.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

The 1975 / Biffy / Raye / The Script

Loyle Carner / Ezra Collective

Liv / Paramore / Chappell Roan / Scissor Sisters 

Prodigy / Courteeners

Stevie Wonder / Yungblud / Elbow / Rod Stewart

Charli xcx / My Bloody Valentine

[steviewevie]

11 minutes ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

The 1975 / Biffy / Raye / The Script

Loyle Carner / Ezra Collective

Liv / Paramore / Chappell Roan / Scissor Sisters 

Prodigy / Courteeners

Stevie Wonder / Yungblud / Elbow / Rod Stewart

Charli xcx / My Bloody Valentine

don't like that sunday clash

[Rose-Colored Boy]

5 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

don't like that sunday clash

Which? 😞 

[steviewevie]

18 minutes ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Which? 😞 

Stevie vs Charli. I guess I would have to go with the Stevie old farts considering he's a f**king legend and the fact I am him, but I would like to see Charli XCX on a main stage at Glastonbury.

[steviewevie]

so can you change that please. Charlie XCX subbing Stevie or something (but, then I would like to see My Bloody Valentine too...)

[Rose-Colored Boy]

6 minutes ago, steviewevie said:

so can you change that please. Charlie XCX subbing Stevie or something (but, then I would like to see My Bloody Valentine too...)

Just a stacked year isn’t it. Yungblud is the one weak link in the prospective top nine but seems like there’s good info on that one. 

[NorthernSoul52]

Has there been anything else on the SW chat?

[foolee]

3 hours ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

The 1975 / Biffy / Raye / The Script

Loyle Carner / Ezra Collective

Liv / Paramore / Chappell Roan / Scissor Sisters 

Prodigy / Courteeners

Stevie Wonder / Yungblud / Elbow / Rod Stewart

Charli xcx / My Bloody Valentine

Great lineup this. Biffy, Chappell, ORod, Biffy & Yungblud standouts. 

[NorthernSoul52]

11 minutes ago, foolee said:

Great lineup this. Biffy, Chappell, ORod, Biffy & Yungblud standouts. 

Biffy Clyro so good, he named 'em twice!

[Rose-Colored Boy]

44 minutes ago, foolee said:

Great lineup this. Biffy, Chappell, ORod, Biffy & Yungblud standouts. 

🫡 I will cling onto the Chappell dream until it’s literally 11pm on the Sunday night and she hasn’t played 

[NorthernSoul52]

If she does play, she subs. Or tops the Other. Stick her against Stevie Wonder. 

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Anywhere other than Pyramid would be risky after the size of crowds she was pulling at festivals in the summer. Third down would be fine 

[NorthernSoul52]

Sub then. Should she sub? Different matter. But either way, more likely to be elsewhere, I sense. 

[archiegow]

Updated predictions (my most manic decision making to date) - 

 

Friday:

Pyramid - The 1975, Paramore, Vampire Weekend, Alanis Morissette, Travis, CMAT, Cat Burns

Other Stage - The Prodigy, Deftones, Franz Ferdinand, Inhaler, The Maccabees, Shed Seven, Cast, The Coral (openers)

West Holts - Ezra Collective, Khruangbin, Joy Crookes, JPEGMAFIA, Thee Sacred Souls, Yussef Dayes, Cymande, Master Peace

Woodsies - King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Wombats, TBA (Doves), Lola Young, Joey Valence & Brae, Alfie Templeman, Andrew Cushin, SOFY

The Park - St. Vincent, Self Esteem, Laura Marling, Ethel Cain, The Lemon Twigs, Magdalena Bay, Moses Sumney

Saturday:

Pyramid -  Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Yungblud, Snow Patrol, Scissor Sisters, The Script, Olly Murs

Other Stage - Loyle Carner, The Libertines, Beabadoobee, Kaiser Chiefs, Rizzle Kicks, Faye Webster, Scouting for Girls, Alessi Rose

West Holts - Massive Attack, Goat, Pa Salieu, Amaarae, Kneecap, 070 Shake, Caravan Palace, Becky Sikasa

Woodsies - FKA twigs, Caribou, Wunderhorse, TBA (Haim), The Lathums, Been Stellar, Jordan Adetunji, Swim School

The Park - Underworld, Maribou State, Andre 3000, English Teacher, Nilufer Yanya, Geordie Greep, Kelly Lee Owens

Sunday:

Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Biffy Clyro, Wet Leg, Rod Stewart, Jorja Smith, The Wailers, Belinda Carlisle

Other Stage - Charli xcx, Courteeners, Blossoms, Kesha, Denzel Curry, Nieve Ella, Jake Bugg, Red Rum Club

West Holts - Basement Jaxx, Kamasi Washington, Shygirl, Doechii, Hak Baker, FLO, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Woodsies - Pendulum, Clairo, The Japanese House, girl in red, The Reytons, Parcels, The Royston Club, Competition Winner    

The Park - Amyl and the Sniffers, Future Islands, Beth Gibbons, Lucy Dacus, Fat Dog, Katy J Pearson, King Hannah

[archiegow]

So many artists this time round who were so frustrating to miss the cut/no idea where to fit them in:

• Chappell Roan - still would consider for Pyramid sub/3rd down but no idea if she'll be there or R&L exclusive
• Pendulum - very much in contention for Woodsies headliner
• Weezer - mid day Pyramid/Other very possible but still so stacked to fit them in
• Stereophonics - Pyramid sub definitely but no idea if they'll take that any time soon
• my bloody valentine - wishful thinking but Park/Woodsies headliner would be unreal
• Nile Rodgers & Chic/Kraftwerk/Chaka Khan - too many great West Holts headliner options
• Anohni & the Johnsons - could defo see them on the Park
• Nick Cave & TBS - would absolutely swap for Loyle Carner, may change on the next one
• Jack White/Pulp - in the pool for Pyramid subs
• Gwen Stefani/Nelly Furtado - mid day Pyramid fun but I'll believe it when I see it
• Becky Hill - no idea whether to put her mid-day Pyramid, Other sub, Woodsies headliner
• Turnstile - Breakout exclusive? Would love to see a similar act but Knocked Loose/Poppy is wishful thinking
• Maggie Rogers - could defo see bumped up to early Pyramid but no idea if she'll be around next year
• Elbow - should probably have them but with Guy Garvey saying they haven't been asked, they're off for now
• Tate McRae/Gracie Abrams - could totally see high on Other but too many bands to sort around

[Rose-Colored Boy]

31 minutes ago, archiegow said:

So many artists this time round who were so frustrating to miss the cut/no idea where to fit them in:

• Chappell Roan - still would consider for Pyramid sub/3rd down but no idea if she'll be there or R&L exclusive
• Pendulum - very much in contention for Woodsies headliner
• Weezer - mid day Pyramid/Other very possible but still so stacked to fit them in
• Stereophonics - Pyramid sub definitely but no idea if they'll take that any time soon
• my bloody valentine - wishful thinking but Park/Woodsies headliner would be unreal
• Nile Rodgers & Chic/Kraftwerk/Chaka Khan - too many great West Holts headliner options
• Anohni & the Johnsons - could defo see them on the Park
• Nick Cave & TBS - would absolutely swap for Loyle Carner, may change on the next one
• Jack White/Pulp - in the pool for Pyramid subs
• Gwen Stefani/Nelly Furtado - mid day Pyramid fun but I'll believe it when I see it
• Becky Hill - no idea whether to put her mid-day Pyramid, Other sub, Woodsies headliner
• Turnstile - Breakout exclusive? Would love to see a similar act but Knocked Loose/Poppy is wishful thinking
• Maggie Rogers - could defo see bumped up to early Pyramid but no idea if she'll be around next year
• Elbow - should probably have them but with Guy Garvey saying they haven't been asked, they're off for now
• Tate McRae/Gracie Abrams - could totally see high on Other but too many bands to sort around

Maggie Rogers yes please! She hasn’t toured the new album over here yet, so hoping she does the festival circuit next summer at least

[archiegow]

Just now, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Maggie Rogers yes please! She hasn’t toured the new album over here yet, so hoping she does the festival circuit next summer at least

Honestly I would absolutely love to see her, massive fan of hers and her 2023 set was delightful so I hope she can make an appearance!

[Stokesy10]

51 minutes ago, archiegow said:

Updated predictions (my most manic decision making to date) - 

 

Friday:

Pyramid - The 1975, Paramore, Vampire Weekend, Alanis Morissette, Travis, CMAT, Cat Burns

Other Stage - The Prodigy, Deftones, Franz Ferdinand, Inhaler, The Maccabees, Shed Seven, Cast, The Coral (openers)

West Holts - Ezra Collective, Khruangbin, Joy Crookes, JPEGMAFIA, Thee Sacred Souls, Yussef Dayes, Cymande, Master Peace

Woodsies - King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, The Wombats, TBA (Doves), Lola Young, Joey Valence & Brae, Alfie Templeman, Andrew Cushin, SOFY

The Park - St. Vincent, Self Esteem, Laura Marling, Ethel Cain, The Lemon Twigs, Magdalena Bay, Moses Sumney

Saturday:

Pyramid -  Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Yungblud, Snow Patrol, Scissor Sisters, The Script, Olly Murs

Other Stage - Loyle Carner, The Libertines, Beabadoobee, Kaiser Chiefs, Rizzle Kicks, Faye Webster, Scouting for Girls, Alessi Rose

West Holts - Massive Attack, Goat, Pa Salieu, Amaarae, Kneecap, 070 Shake, Caravan Palace, Becky Sikasa

Woodsies - FKA twigs, Caribou, Wunderhorse, TBA (Haim), The Lathums, Been Stellar, Jordan Adetunji, Swim School

The Park - Underworld, Maribou State, Andre 3000, English Teacher, Nilufer Yanya, Geordie Greep, Kelly Lee Owens

Sunday:

Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Biffy Clyro, Wet Leg, Rod Stewart, Jorja Smith, The Wailers, Belinda Carlisle

Other Stage - Charli xcx, Courteeners, Blossoms, Kesha, Denzel Curry, Nieve Ella, Jake Bugg, Red Rum Club

West Holts - Basement Jaxx, Kamasi Washington, Shygirl, Doechii, Hak Baker, FLO, Ibibio Sound Machine, Shabaka

Woodsies - Pendulum, Clairo, The Japanese House, girl in red, The Reytons, Parcels, The Royston Club, Competition Winner    

The Park - Amyl and the Sniffers, Future Islands, Beth Gibbons, Lucy Dacus, Fat Dog, Katy J Pearson, King Hannah

Incredible.

 

Clashes would be f**king horrrrrrrrrific though if this were true. Maccabees vs Alanis? How dare you make me hypothetically worry about that.

[archiegow]

Just now, Stokesy10 said:

Incredible.

 

Clashes would be f**king horrrrrrrrrific though if this were true. Maccabees vs Alanis? How dare you make me hypothetically worry about that.

My sincere apologies, I understand how many frustrating clashes there are on most of my predictions 😂 still gone for the throw everything at the wall approach on this one!

[archiegow]

47 minutes ago, archiegow said:

Pendulum - very much in contention for Woodsies headliner

Just realised Pendulum are in my prediction, never mind haha!

[Rose-Colored Boy]

15 minutes ago, archiegow said:

Honestly I would absolutely love to see her, massive fan of hers and her 2023 set was delightful so I hope she can make an appearance!

Yeah she’s been good both times she’s played. Would be cool to see her on a slightly smaller stage so it didn’t look so empty next time though. 

[homesick]

52 minutes ago, archiegow said:

So many artists this time round who were so frustrating to miss the cut/no idea where to fit them in:

• Chappell Roan - still would consider for Pyramid sub/3rd down but no idea if she'll be there or R&L exclusive
• Pendulum - very much in contention for Woodsies headliner
• Weezer - mid day Pyramid/Other very possible but still so stacked to fit them in
• Stereophonics - Pyramid sub definitely but no idea if they'll take that any time soon
• my bloody valentine - wishful thinking but Park/Woodsies headliner would be unreal
• Nile Rodgers & Chic/Kraftwerk/Chaka Khan - too many great West Holts headliner options
• Anohni & the Johnsons - could defo see them on the Park
• Nick Cave & TBS - would absolutely swap for Loyle Carner, may change on the next one
• Jack White/Pulp - in the pool for Pyramid subs
• Gwen Stefani/Nelly Furtado - mid day Pyramid fun but I'll believe it when I see it
• Becky Hill - no idea whether to put her mid-day Pyramid, Other sub, Woodsies headliner
• Turnstile - Breakout exclusive? Would love to see a similar act but Knocked Loose/Poppy is wishful thinking
• Maggie Rogers - could defo see bumped up to early Pyramid but no idea if she'll be around next year
• Elbow - should probably have them but with Guy Garvey saying they haven't been asked, they're off for now
• Tate McRae/Gracie Abrams - could totally see high on Other but too many bands to sort around

my bloody valentine and Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds alone would be enough to make me happy - throw in the War on Drugs who are around and I'd be over the moon

[mufcok]

7 hours ago, archiegow said:

So many artists this time round who were so frustrating to miss the cut/no idea where to fit them in:

• Chappell Roan - still would consider for Pyramid sub/3rd down but no idea if she'll be there or R&L exclusive
• Pendulum - very much in contention for Woodsies headliner
• Weezer - mid day Pyramid/Other very possible but still so stacked to fit them in
• Stereophonics - Pyramid sub definitely but no idea if they'll take that any time soon
• my bloody valentine - wishful thinking but Park/Woodsies headliner would be unreal
• Nile Rodgers & Chic/Kraftwerk/Chaka Khan - too many great West Holts headliner options
• Anohni & the Johnsons - could defo see them on the Park
• Nick Cave & TBS - would absolutely swap for Loyle Carner, may change on the next one
• Jack White/Pulp - in the pool for Pyramid subs
• Gwen Stefani/Nelly Furtado - mid day Pyramid fun but I'll believe it when I see it
• Becky Hill - no idea whether to put her mid-day Pyramid, Other sub, Woodsies headliner
• Turnstile - Breakout exclusive? Would love to see a similar act but Knocked Loose/Poppy is wishful thinking
• Maggie Rogers - could defo see bumped up to early Pyramid but no idea if she'll be around next year
• Elbow - should probably have them but with Guy Garvey saying they haven't been asked, they're off for now
• Tate McRae/Gracie Abrams - could totally see high on Other but too many bands to sort around

 

Surely Stereophonics would snap their hand off for the sub slot in 2024?..