cheery Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Who needs tickets? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 For what ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iphigenia Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 1 hour ago, Crazyfool01 said: For what ? Just any tickets. Reminds me of that Steven Wright one liner: "I used to scalp tickets at the Delhi" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuie Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 3 hours ago, cheery said: Who needs tickets? I’ve just got a feeling you might not be legit, ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 17 hours ago, cheery said: Who needs tickets? I think your patter may need some refinement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dales Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 19 hours ago, cheery said: Who needs tickets? Do you have any Taylor Swift tickets? and can you do a BOGOF deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 Over 200,00 people need tickets. This (technically) could be a very long thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlotteB Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 19 hours ago, cheery said: Who needs tickets? Is it wrong I heard that in a scouse accent? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iphigenia Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 Oh no, I just got a notification just saying "cheery is following you". Creepy 🫣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 On 8/16/2024 at 6:20 PM, cheery said: Who needs tickets? I'll have a ticket, mate. Wouldn't mind knowing what it was for though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I'll have a ticket, mate. Wouldn't mind knowing what it was for though? It's for cheery's one person show at the fringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, clarkete said: It's for cheery's one person show at the fringe Is it really? I went to the Fringe once and had a marvelous time overall. I had to walk out of one show though as it was devoid of all humour - in my opinion. Not that I like stand up comedy generally. Mind you I did enjoy Ross Noble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 13 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Is it really? I went to the Fringe once and had a marvelous time overall. I had to walk out of one show though as it was devoid of all humour - in my opinion. Not that I like stand up comedy generally. Mind you I did enjoy Ross Noble. I think they're just teasing, but I just plumped for something I could think they like to pass on tickets for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 35 minutes ago, clarkete said: I think they're just teasing, but I just plumped for something I could think they like to pass on tickets for. I see. I thought that I had missed a reference somewhere along the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 9 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I see. I thought that I had missed a reference somewhere along the line. Don't be surprised. I have ever been referred to at home as "Jude", simply as a shorthand way of saying I've been obscure - from the book title Jude the Obscure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlotteB Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 On 8/17/2024 at 1:31 PM, CharlotteB said: Is it wrong I heard that in a scouse accent? How many down votes is that joke going to get? I know it's not Scousers downvoting me because they have a sense a humour. Woke southerners? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, clarkete said: Don't be surprised. I have ever been referred to at home as "Jude", simply as a shorthand way of saying I've been obscure - from the book title Jude the Obscure I never studied Shakespeare (or did I, he asks himself?) but know that there's a line in a play which has (roughly) the following line made by a policeman (It's Much Ado About Nothing - just got that) ' too cunning to be understood '. I just wonder if you fall into that category? In fact, bollocks to it - I put it to you that you are Professor Professor Moriarty , and I claim my £5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkete Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I never studied Shakespeare (or did I, he asks himself?) but know that there's a line in a play which has (roughly) the following line made by a policeman (It's Much Ado About Nothing - just got that) ' too cunning to be understood '. I just wonder if you fall into that category? In fact, bollocks to it - I put it to you that you are Professor Professor Moriarty , and I claim my £5. Ha ha, I used to think I was very clever, but somewhere between my prescription meds and a mispent youth/adulthood my wit and intellect took a bit of a tumble 😏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 3 hours ago, clarkete said: Ha ha, I used to think I was very clever, but somewhere between my prescription meds and a mispent youth/adulthood my wit and intellect took a bit of a tumble 😏 You are preaching to the converted. I'm soon going to need one of these to catch the drool; 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iphigenia Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 8 hours ago, CharlotteB said: How many down votes is that joke going to get? I know it's not Scousers downvoting me because they have a sense a humour. Woke southerners? Downvoting definitely uncalled for. Especially when you're getting downvoted ahead of the creepy scammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 I don't care where @cheerycomes from - where's my f**king tickets? Oh, and once again - what are they for? Come on, help me - I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 3 hours ago, Iphigenia said: Downvoting definitely uncalled for. Especially when you're getting downvoted ahead of the creepy scammer. I don't detect 'creepy scammer' yet. A one hit wonder, maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iphigenia Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 On 8/20/2024 at 3:20 AM, Yoghurt on a Stick said: I don't detect 'creepy scammer' yet. A one hit wonder, maybe. It's the "he is now following you" notification that I got from him that made it creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Thread locked untill the op returns and PMs one of the mods to explain more what thread is about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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