Glastonbury 24 the awards!!!!

[Ben7amin_]

In the spirit of a gimmicky social media post for this time of year.....  (Sorry not sorry) copy and paste the below template and delete the criteria and add your own - (I will get mine done in good time) - no worries if you do not have an answer to all of them delete as appropriate

 

Feel free to consider also-rans/honourable mentions should you wish!! 

 

Best Big Stage Headliner  This award goes to any headliner of the Pyramid, Other, West Holts, Park, Woodsies or Acoustic stage

 

Best Glasto Debutant - This award goes to any act making their first Glastonbury appearance (if people get this wrong lets not police this to heavily guys!!!! please its X-mas)

 

Best Late Night Act - This award goes to any act that performed after the traditional headliner slots had finished

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance - This award goes to any act that played on stage other than (Pyramid, Other, West Holts, Park, Woodsies or Acoustic stage)

 

Best Returning Veteran -  Any act that had been around for more than 20 years who played this year

 

Rising Star Award - Any act that from this year you think will rise up the line up in years to come

 

Best Album - Best album released this year by an act that played the festival

 

Best Individual Song - One song from a set at this years festival that was absolutely - well just brill!  

 

Honourable Mention - This award goes to any other artist who played this year you thought was great but could not shoe-horn into the other catagories 

 

 

 

Edited 7 hours ago by Ben7amin_

[Daimo]

Best Big Stage Headliner  - The National

 

Best Glasto Debutant - Mannequin Pussy

 

Best Late Night Act - Bob Vylan

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance - Lambrini Girls - Green Peace Stage

 

Best Returning Veteran -  Bloc Party

 

Rising Star Award - Last Dinner Party

 

Best Album - Soft Play “Heavy Jelly”

 

Best Individual Song - “About Today” The National 

 

Honourable Mention - Frank Turner

[Gnomicide]

This is all a little one act heavy, but...

 

Best Big Stage Headliner - IDLES: Other Stage

 

Best Glasto Debutant - Big Special

 

Best Late Night Act - The Scratch: Truth Stage.

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance - Big Special

 

Best Returning Veteran - James

 

Rising Star Award - Big Special 

 

Best Album - Big Special: Postindustrial Hometown Blues

 

Best Individual Song - Big Special: Shithouse 

 

Honourable Mention - Andrew O'Neill's History of Heavy Metal 

[Ben7amin_]

Best Big Stage Headliner  - Justice (incredibly the only act i saw that fits this category) 

 

Best Glasto Debutant - Mannequin Pussy

 

Best Late Night Act - Bob Vylan!

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance -  Old Time Sailors - Platform 23

 

Best Returning Veteran -  LCD Soundsytem

 

Rising Star Award - Sprints

 

Best Album - Madra, New Dad

 

Best Individual Song - Dance Yourself Clean - LCD Soundsystem

 

Honourable Mention - Little Simz - absolutely killed it 

 

[mjtko]

Best Big Stage Headliner - IDLES

 

Best Glasto Debutant - Baby Queen

 

Best Late Night Act - Bob Vylan. Honourable Mentions: Lambrini Girls, Delilah Bon

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance - Frank Turner

 

Best Returning Veteran - James. Honourable Mention: The Breeders.

 

Rising Star Award - Paris Paloma. Honourable Mention: Lambrini Girls

 

Best Album - The Last Dinner Party - Prelude To Ecstasy

 

Best Individual Song - LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends

 

Honourable Mentions - Sleaford Mods, Confidence Man, Mannequin Pussy, argh many many more!

[-TLR-]

Best Big Stage Headliner - none really, nothing of interest to me... but i did enjoy first half of Coldpaly before heading off to New Model Army, but even that was just same old same old...

 

Best Glasto Debutant - Sasha Steppa on Firmly Rooted (i dont think she has played before?)

 

Best Late Night Act -  i'm not actually sure i was up late enough any night to catch anything "late night"

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance - Skindred

 

Best Returning Veteran - Channel One Soundsystem or Steel Pulse

 

Best Individual Song - Keane - Bedshaped

 

Honourable Mention - Pam Ayres

[CantWaitForGlasto22]

Best Big Stage Headliner  - The National 

 

Best Glasto Debutant - The K’s

 

Best Late Night Act - Scratch, Truth stage

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance - English Teacher, Leftfield 

 

Best Returning Veteran -  Keane 🫣

 

Rising Star Award - The K’s

 

Best Album - English Teacher, This Could be Texas 

 

Best Individual Song - The Scientist, Coldplay and “Eucalyptus” The National. Can’t choose. 

 

Honourable Mention - Coldplay, James, Nothing But Thieves 

[Spindles]

Best Big Stage Headliner - Jungle - West Holts

 

Best Glasto Debutant - Mannequin Pussy

 

Best Late Night Act - Bob Vylan

 

Best Small(ish) Stage Performance - Lambrini Girls - Greenpeace

 

Best Returning Veteran - James

 

Rising Star Award - Lambrini Girls 

 

Best Album - Big Special: Postindustrial Hometown Blues

 

Best Individual Song - Big Special: Shithouse 

 

Honourable Mention - The National, heartwarming as f**k, great crowd to be amongst.

[EavisAintDead]

Best Big Stage Headliner  - Justice

 

Best Glasto Debutant - Barry Can't Swim

 

Best Late Night Act - James Acaster/Nish Kumar B2B in Cabaret

 

Best Small(ish) Flyte on The Avalon stage

 

Best Returning Veteran -  Not 20 years but seeing Jungle on their, and my, 10th anniversary at the festival was great

 

Rising Star Award - Repeat answer but Barry Can't Swim will surely be up there

 

Best Album - And again - Barry's When Will We Land has had so much airtime this year

 

Best Individual Song - "Lets Go Girls!" Shania Twain - Man I feel like a woman  - A classic legend slot for me 

 

Honourable Mention - Jessie Ware was my "I guess I'll go see them" when none of the other acts took my fancy and I had the absolute best time with my friend who convinced me it was a good idea

[fullfathom5]

Dua wins the big stage headliner for me.