V-FESTIVAL INFORMATION

[Noodle2]

Tom how many trees are there in hylands park??

[Thom Yorke]

loads more than last year they have just planted 20,000 !!!!!!

[wayne77]

What 20,000 trees infront of the V stage ?

[Lucibelle]

Tom do you think the pollen count will be high the weekend of the festival? Also will there be many wasps around this summer?

[Thom Yorke]

Tom will people stop posting new what are the chances threads and start using mattmattmatts thread ?

[MikeyB37]

Tom will people stop posting new what are the chances threads and start using mattmattmatts thread ?

[craig-g]

i say tom, is there a slight chance that a terrible/tragic accident should end james blunts existence if/when he is announced to play V, and will this occur over that very weekend?

yours hoping...

[Dotts]

You and your WILLYS??? Shouldn't you be in a circus or something!

[Sim182]

Tom, if I go over to Weston Park after I pick my girlfriend up from work later tonight, can I go and pitch my tent?

Also, does my missus want picking up at 4:30 or 5 tonight? Her phone's off!

[Lucibelle]

Well she's got a pretty f*cked up looking pussy (cat) too so I'd tend to agree with you!! ha ha ha

Apologies to Lucibelle

Edited March 8, 2006 by Lucibelle

[Dotts]

Ha Bloody Ha cheeky.

[Lucibelle]

Staffordshire of course (its where all the best hermaphrodite scary cat lovers go)

[Dotts]

Cool.

*thank fook for that, Chelmsford here I come!!*

[karlpowell]

Dear Tom please can you fix it for me to manage to get all my stash into the V weekend without any hastle from the police or storm troopers and is there any chance you can meet me at my car so you can help me bring my beer to the tent ..

thanks in advance

karl

[Lucibelle]

HEY! If you really are at chelmsford then you are a looooser.

[Dotts]

HEY! If you really are at chelmsford then you are a looooser.

[Lucibelle]

Dear Tom

My boyfriend keeps asking me to give him a blow job, but i don't know what this is. All the other girls at school just keep laughing when i ask them. Am i really stupid for not knowing? Do i actually have to blow?

From Inexperienced of Manchester

That's right, pick on the new boy!! *bitch*

[Dotts]

Dear Tom

My boyfriend keeps asking me to give him a blow job, but i don't know what this is. All the other girls at school just keep laughing when i ask them. Am i really stupid for not knowing? Do i actually have to blow?

From Inexperienced of Manchester

Cool yer Jets honey. You laughed at my pussy.

[Lucibelle]

Chortle chortle. Lets stop all this anyway, tom needs more questions or else how can he perform his great information service?

[Dotts]

Back to the questions...

Dear Tom,

E=mc2 What the fook, please explain???

Thanks mate

[mattmattmatt]

Tom will people stop posting new what are the chances threads and start using mattmattmatts thread ?

[Thom Yorke]

What colour will this years camping wristbands be ?

[craig-g]

whos headlining on the monday?

[Sim182]

Tom, I'm most annoyed, I turned up at 5pm and she was really angry at me, she wanted picking up at 4:30. Why didn't you tell me?

And Craig, Monday headliner is Jimi Hendrix, second headliners are Nirvana and also on the same day on the V stage you've got Pink Floyd, The Beatles and Guns n Roses.

Also, The Who are doing a 20 minute set on the second stage.

The day will be presented by Chico.

[craig-g]

Tom, I'm most annoyed, I turned up at 5pm and she was really angry at me, she wanted picking up at 4:30. Why didn't you tell me?

And Craig, Monday headliner is Jimi Hendrix, second headliners are Nirvana and also on the same day on the V stage you've got Pink Floyd, The Beatles and Guns n Roses.

Also, The Who are doing a 20 minute set on the second stage.

The day will be presented by Chico.

Edited March 8, 2006 by craig-g