Lauz_Abbott Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Haha. I can't ever imagine a Dorset accent being sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 ah thanks maybe this is why im still single!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifi Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Poole is bit far east?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Poole is not by any definition in the far east. It's not even in the middle east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peevis Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Haha. I can't ever imagine a Dorset accent being sexy. I pulled a proper cute girl tonight, then I got kicked in the shins (literally) by all her friends. Women are bitches, self righteous bitches, and you can all go f**k yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lauz_Abbott Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 I didn't think you'd have a Dorset accent, Poole is bit far east? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakyras Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 still dorset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Mate.. someone who gets talked out of anything by her mates ain't no catch.. never f**king will be... had she told her friend to go f**k themselves, THEN you'd have been onto a real winner.... As it is, you did VERY well sunshine.. sure a pokes a poke, but you just avoided an awful lot of grief if you ask me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peevis Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 So a lifetime of friendship comes second to someone you've known for five minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakyras Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Real friends do NOT tell, they support! Even the cock ups! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peevis Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 So real friends should just be a gang of 'yes' men/women? Doesnt sound anything remotely like a friend to me. If one of my friends did something wrong I'd tell them and I'd expect them to tell me because I value their opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 To be fair to the girl, she did pull me despite knowing that her friends would disapprove. In fact she took me into a different room of the club to do it away from them. I got kicked when they found us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) Not what I said at all. People should know their own mind and not fall out with friends because they have their own ideas. That's all I mean. If one of my friends tried to tell me something like, that I would surely ignore them. Real friends do NOT tell, they support! Even the cock ups! Edited February 19, 2008 by Katster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Eh? The girl in question didn't fall out with her friends because she had her own ideas, her friends attacked the man of her choice because they had their own ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peevis Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 She may have fallen out with her friends as well though. Apparently she wasn't aware that i'd slept with her best friend 8 months earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 She may have fallen out with her friends as well though. Apparently she wasn't aware that i'd slept with her best friend 8 months earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Oops. Oh well, if she'd asked I'm sure you'd have told her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peevis Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I assumed she knew, because she kept talking about how we shouldn't get caught because she'd be in trouble. Hang on... maybe she was just embarrassed to be pulling me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 What's their beef anyway? Surely as long as you are only boinging one pal at a time i it not all good? I say they were all jealous and kicking you was their way of asking if you could all go back for a "menage a loads"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 What's their beef anyway? Surely as long as you are only boinging one pal at a time i it not all good? I say they were all jealous and kicking you was their way of asking if you could all go back for a "menage a loads"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifi Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 How much time has to pass between boinging one pal before it's acceptable to boing the other? I'm asking purely for future reference......honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brighteyes Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 How much time has to pass between boinging one pal before it's acceptable to boing the other? I'm asking purely for future reference......honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peevis Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 As long as it takes to swap ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sifi Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) There's a Frenchman, an Italian and a Peevis talking about how they make love to their women. The Frenhman says "After I have made love to my woman, I kiss her gently on the knee and she floats a whole foot above the bed". The Italian says "This is nothing, after I have made love to my woman, I kiss her thigh and she floats two feet above the bed". To which Peevis says "That's nothing. After I have made love to my woman, I wipe my cock clean on her curtains and she hits the roof" Edited February 19, 2008 by sifimaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carley Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 There's a Frenchman, an Italian and a Peevis talking about how they make love to their women. The Frenhman says "After I have made love to my woman, I kiss her gently on the knee and she floats a whole foot above the bed". The Italian says "This is nothing, after I have made love to my woman, I kiss her thigh and she floats two feet above the bed". To which Peevis says "That's nothing. After I have made love to my woman, I wipe my cock clean on her curtains and she hits the roof" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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