singles thread

[bonjob]

hello. HAHA. i'm single.

and i don't plan on having

a relationship from now. it's just

a waste of time you know. HAHA. lol.

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EXPLORE the world.

Edited April 22, 2009 by bonjob

[Straight_Outta_Trumpton]

I took the whole thing with a pinch of salt.

[worm]

Why is the eFestivals crowd always so eager to pepper the forums with puns at every opportunity?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I had my second date last night. Apparently she finds me amazingly funny and interesting. The night progressed to a satisfactory conclusion, but I am unsure where to go from here. Sha asked what I has been doing over the week and I mentioned about taking 3 of the kids out, and she wanted to know more. I quickly changed the subject to my theory on Hamster Powered Electricity^tm.

However this has been my stumbilng block for years.

[Radar]

I had my second date last night. Apparently she finds me amazingly funny and interesting. The night progressed to a satisfactory conclusion, but I am unsure where to go from here. Sha asked what I has been doing over the week and I mentioned about taking 3 of the kids out, and she wanted to know more. I quickly changed the subject to my theory on Hamster Powered Electricity^tm.

However this has been my stumbilng block for years.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I'm sure this lady will understand that there are often difficulties with that area. Obviously you don't want to scare her with some of the more difficult aspects but I wouldn't worry too much about telling her a little about that situation.

Also - great that she thinks you're funny and interesting - it's always nice to hear when you are perceived well by others, whether you agree with them or not?!

After all, some women have called me "rugged and sexy" - which always makes me laugh, truth be known! I don't see myself like that at all!!!

[sifi]

Why is the eFestivals crowd always so eager to pepper the forums with puns at every opportunity?

[Radar]

I suspect it's too butter people up.

Actually, is butter a condiment? Otherwise that just wouldn't cut the mustard.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

You've got a lot of bottle!

Or should that be a lot of sauce?!

(If you can't beat 'em...)

[Radar]

(I've been trying to get vinegar in there somewhere but I'm crap)

[worm]

This punnery isn't my cup of tea at all like.

[Radar]

This punnery isn't my cup of tea at all like.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

What, do you want it sugar-coated?!

[Katster]

Had a few domestics whilst away. Nothing too major and at least he talks/laughs about things afterwards. He's a stubborn bugger really....trouble is, so am I

At least his way of arguing isn't to shout at me though

[ampersand]

this thread really isnt my cup of tea. i doughnut like it at all.

sorry.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

this thread really isnt my cup of tea. i doughnut like it at all.

sorry.

[Goblinz]

I'd leave it mate, you sound a bit pickled.

(I've been trying to get vinegar in there somewhere but I'm crap)

[Radar]

That post really takes the biscuit..

[dakyras]

hello. HAHA. i'm single.

and i don't plan on having

a relationship from now. it's just

a waste of time you know. HAHA. lol.

[dakyras]

I'm sure this lady will understand that there are often difficulties with that area. Obviously you don't want to scare her with some of the more difficult aspects but I wouldn't worry too much about telling her a little about that situation.

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Yeah, I mean think about the infrastructure required for a whole nation run on hamster power! Maybe wait a few weeks before showing her the blueprints for the dynamo system, eh?

[Radar]

I remember being highly amused by an article in a children's magazine when I was about 8. My memory staggers me sometimes. Anyway - it advised children who wished to keep Hamsters that the little tinkers do produce an awful lot of poo. It advised providing a large jam jar in the cage.

Presumably such matters would also need to be factored into your plans, Rufus?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

I remember being highly amused by an article in a children's magazine when I was about 8. My memory staggers me sometimes. Anyway - it advised children who wished to keep Hamsters that the little tinkers do produce an awful lot of poo. It advised providing a large jam jar in the cage.

Presumably such matters would also need to be factored into your plans, Rufus?

Edited April 20, 2009 by Rufus Gwertigan

[Radar]

I'm suitably impressed.

[Katster]

I'm suitably impressed.